Thread: The Cooties Guide (even though it's a old game and all... yeah)

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    Default The Cooties Guide (even though it's a old game and all... yeah)

    So, I personally love Jiggmin's old game, Cooties. Who doesn't love to beat girls up with bowling bawls, and other stuff?
    But even a person like me, always gets that urge to help people. So I thought, "Hey, why not make a guide?" So I did.
    And here it is.
    Cooties
    This game is about whacking girls up, with whatever you find. It's Valentine's Day, and every girl is after you, and you're the most attractive boy at the whole school. You dread the disease known only as Cooties. You can only find it on girls.
    Can this boy fight through his way to survive? Read this if you want to find out how you can help him.
    Stage 1: Bus Stop
    Weapons:
    Hand: Damage 1: You begin with this.
    Pointy Rock: Damage 2: Small, but does decent damage.
    Stick: Damage 1: Long, which helps to get girls away from you.
    Trash Can: Damage 2: Long and decent damage. Best weapon in the first level.
    The bus stop.... the beginning of the apocalypse. Fight girls to the elemenchary schoo' bus comes. Not much to do here. Use <- and -> keys to move, and move your cursor close to objects and click on them to attack. Move your arm around to attack. This level is very simple. Get the trash can first. Attack girls and wait for the bus. Easy as that.
    Stage 2: Bus Ride
    Weapons:
    Hand: Damage 1: You begin with this.
    Abnormally Large Pencil: Damage 1: Long weapon, like the stick in the first stage.
    Some Dead Guy's Femur: Damage 1.5: I'd say the best weapon in level 2. Long, and decent damage.
    Pointy Rock: Damage 2: Small, but does decent damage.
    As soon as the stage starts,run to the back side of the bus. Mr.Jiggmin was here, and maybe his femur is there. Grab it and whack girls as fast and hard as you can. The bus ride is about 1 minute ish, and it shouldn't take long. Girls also start throwing valentine cards, which goes straight and does more cootie-damage on the cootie-o-meter.
    Stage 3: Before School
    Weapons:
    Hand: Damage 1: You begin with this.
    Plastic Bat: Damage 1.5: Long and does decent damage.
    Trash Can: Damage 2: Best weapon in this level and first level.
    Mrs.Meano***** is coming to the class room door, and you must fight threw the hordes of cootie-rific girls. Get the trash can next to Mrs.Meano*****'s room, and proceed to whack girls with it. Easy as that.
    Stage 4: Mrs.Meano*****
    Weapons:
    Hand: Damage 1: You begin with this.
    This has got to be the hardest level in the game. You have to fight Mrs.Meano*****, the hardest monster in the game.
    You must master the secret art of run-chop. Start from the back of the room, and rush at this monstrosity and WHACK! She is down!
    Stage 5: Recess
    Weapons:
    Hand: Damage 1: You begin with this.
    Plastic Bat: Damage 1.5: Long, does decent damage.
    Trash Can: Damage 2: Long, does pretty good damage.
    Pointy Rock: Damage 2: Small, does pretty good damage.
    Bowling Ball: Damage 3: Small, but does awesome damage.
    The girls have developed a new technique: Kissing! This attack makes girls fly and rush at you. It has a high cootie rating. First things first, grab the bowling ball. Proceed to whack girls with the holy ball of maximum powa! It's quite easy. Complete this and it's the final level.
    Stage 6: Cupid's Revenge!
    Weapons:
    Hand: Damage 1: You begin with this. Good for the heart rain.
    Cupid: Damage 3: The best weapon in this stage. Use him for whacking girls and throwing him into spikes.
    Man. This level is actually pretty hard. Me, myself have never beaten it, but I do have some tips for you.
    Try to get cupid when he is above the cloud. Grab him, and launch him into the spikes conveniently placed for you. Cupid will shoot arrows at times, use your hands to block these. He may also summon a heart rain, use your hand to block them. And finally, use him against the girls he spawns. Once you throw him into the spikes a couple of times, you have won! Congratulations!

    Weapon Collection:
    Abnormally Large Pencil: Damage 1.5: Long, and does decent damage.
    Bowling Ball: Damage 3: Small, but does awesome damage.
    Cupid: Damage 3: The best weapon in the last stage. Use him for whacking girls and throwing him into spikes.
    Some Dead Guy's Femur: Damage 1.5: Long, but does decent damage. Best weapon in level 2.
    Hand: Damage 1: You begin with this.
    Plastic Bat: Damage 1.5: Long, but does decent damage.
    Trash Can: Damage 2: Long, and does good damage.

    I HOPE THIS GUIDE HELPED YOU!
    Last edited by Vex; 21st May 2013 at 10:48 AM.
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    GOTTA GO FAST! Vex's Avatar
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    I guess this thread is in a dead section
    rhymes.
    but seriously, BUMP.
    If you are reading this, you just lost the game.

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    Well, this may seem risky.
    I'm bumping this.
    Quite serious about this.
    If you are reading this, you just lost the game.

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    I've always wanted to know how to play this.
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    Nice guide. I've never played it before, but I'll give it go after reading this.

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    Great guide for a great game.
    Made by Pigeon

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    I didn't know haw to play the game before! xDDDD
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    If only this game was about beating up boys... It would be a whole lot more interesting.
    These girls just drop dead all the time.
    Join the dark side we have cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceWhite View Post
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    I didn't know haw to play the game before! xDDDD
    My guide helped you! Grats!
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    Here's a bump!
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    I've never really gotten to the end of this game, but interesting how a guide could exist now.

    Very well explained, and tells you the better weapons to get instead of just telling you "use anything" or whatever.

    I might think about giving this game another go!
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    I can't pass Stage 4 plz help me

    Also in the weapon collection section, you may have to change the description for Cupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Black. View Post
    I can't pass Stage 4 plz help me

    Also in the weapon collection section, you may have to change the description for Cupid.
    Fixed!
    And, try to run away to a safe distance, and whack the girls rapidly.
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    Here's another bump
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