How to
I'm bored, so naturally I've made up a game!
Its quite simple. Every user will post some task, and the user below them will post a several sentence how to guide on how to do it. Its meant to be funny, not how to ACTUALLY do it, of course.
I'll start off.
Baking cookies.
"We accept the love we think we deserve"
First, you take the cookies. Next, you buy some weed from the creepy guy next door. Then, you make the cookies smoke the weed, and voila! You have baked cookies!
How to: Tie a tie
do the loop de loop and pull, and your tie's all looking cool
ho 2 trol??
del c:/windows/
1. troll
2. ????
3. iforgot
how to make an atomic cat
First you need a cat. So buy a dog from the pet shop and steal your neighbour's cat. Once that's done, you make a sandwich wrap and drink some tequila. Finally, you buy a second-hand nuclear reactor drive from the corner store for $20, hook the cat up to it and you're done! Well, providing the cat doesn't die in the process...Originally Posted by Mr.Atomic
How to build a wood cabin
Halo 5 | Skrill's All-you-need-to-know Guide
SCP-049: “Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective.”
add wood
how to get wood?
Punch a tree
How to make a helicopter.
punch an air force base
idk amidoingitrite
Wave arms like an idiot, have someone paint you like a helicopter, and you will transform into one.Punch a tree
How to make a helicopter.
How to put up a ladder.
Halo 5 | Skrill's All-you-need-to-know Guide
SCP-049: “Oh, good doctor, I can assure you, the Pestilence is here, and I can sense it. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it. My cure is most effective.”
First, you make a space elevator, then use a rope to dangle the ladder from the space elevator.
How to make a pr2 level.
"We accept the love we think we deserve"
Give mfdom your pass force a gun to his head and say "WORK"
How to fly.
edit: Ninjad
Make a flying sled and have it powered by pr2 players, just dangle a mini statue of jiggmin in front of them and they'll all run so fast to get to him it would be like 1000 reindeer.
How to fix a flat on a car.
"We accept the love we think we deserve"
You shoot all the other tires so the other one doesn't seem flat anymore by comparison.
How to swim through a molten mongoose.
Current best time on Rubik's 3x3 Cube: 28.55 seconds
Collect mongoose in container.
Add it to swimming pool.
Swim.
Profit.
How to move your finger.
Command your finger to move.
Or get someone else to do it for you.
Or create something to do it for you.
How 2 b epic??=(
Dance around in a public street shouting "PANCAKES!"
How to go Skydiving.
Jump out of a airplane
How to type on jv?
Bang Head against keyboard and hope you press the correct keys EDIT: Example: sragaapsfhohholkdg;sjpoweihlsnvasldjf
How to get drunk.
Ninja'd, dang
Current best time on Rubik's 3x3 Cube: 28.55 seconds
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