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    Default How to

    I'm bored, so naturally I've made up a game!

    Its quite simple. Every user will post some task, and the user below them will post a several sentence how to guide on how to do it. Its meant to be funny, not how to ACTUALLY do it, of course.

    I'll start off.

    Baking cookies.

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    Sanely cynical Kira is Justice's Avatar
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    First, you take the cookies. Next, you buy some weed from the creepy guy next door. Then, you make the cookies smoke the weed, and voila! You have baked cookies!

    How to: Tie a tie

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    do the loop de loop and pull, and your tie's all looking cool

    ho 2 trol??
    del c:/windows/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Atomic View Post
    1. troll
    2. ????
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    how to make an atomic cat
    First you need a cat. So buy a dog from the pet shop and steal your neighbour's cat. Once that's done, you make a sandwich wrap and drink some tequila. Finally, you buy a second-hand nuclear reactor drive from the corner store for $20, hook the cat up to it and you're done! Well, providing the cat doesn't die in the process...

    How to build a wood cabin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Atomic View Post
    add wood
    how to get wood?
    Punch a tree


    How to make a helicopter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destroyer2050 View Post
    Punch a tree


    How to make a helicopter.
    Wave arms like an idiot, have someone paint you like a helicopter, and you will transform into one.

    How to put up a ladder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Knife View Post
    Wave arms like an idiot, have someone paint you like a helicopter, and you will transform into one.

    How to put up a ladder.
    First, you make a space elevator, then use a rope to dangle the ladder from the space elevator.

    How to make a pr2 level.

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    blocks

    ???

    profit

    make a taco ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikc10 View Post
    First, you make a space elevator, then use a rope to dangle the ladder from the space elevator.

    How to make a pr2 level.
    Give mfdom your pass force a gun to his head and say "WORK"

    How to fly.

    edit: Ninjad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destroyer2050 View Post
    Give mfdom your pass force a gun to his head and say "WORK"

    How to fly.

    edit: Ninjad
    Make a flying sled and have it powered by pr2 players, just dangle a mini statue of jiggmin in front of them and they'll all run so fast to get to him it would be like 1000 reindeer.

    How to fix a flat on a car.

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    You shoot all the other tires so the other one doesn't seem flat anymore by comparison.

    How to swim through a molten mongoose.

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    Collect mongoose in container.

    Add it to swimming pool.

    Swim.

    Profit.

    How to move your finger.

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    wishes he had bubble body ClassyElephant_'s Avatar
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    Command your finger to move.

    Or get someone else to do it for you.

    Or create something to do it for you.

    How 2 b epic??=(

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    Dance around in a public street shouting "PANCAKES!"

    How to go Skydiving.

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    Jump out of a airplane
    How to type on jv?

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    Bang Head against keyboard and hope you press the correct keys EDIT: Example: sragaapsfhohholkdg;sjpoweihlsnvasldjf

    How to get drunk.

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    Ninja'd, dang

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