Kid's Say the Darndest Things

[Kursed]

So have you had an experience with a younger person that made you chuckle a bit? ( even if it isnt that funny )
Here's an example.

Me: Water is like gold...

Kid: I know! ecpecially when the sun shines on it.

Me: Rofl rofl rofl rofl.

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Kid( calling on moms cellphone ): Hey Michael where are you i called your house but nobodies home.

Me: Sorry, i'm at the unheard-of-restaurant for dinner. ( an actual restaurant where i live )

Kid: WHAT!?! You're not gonna tell me where you are!?!?

Me: Rofl rofl rofl rofl


So yeah, share any experiences.
Inb4Billcosbysues

[Atomic Cata]

Atomic: hi noob
Noob: i am not a boob
Atomic: ok
Some random dude: lmao

[Ridley]

My 3 year old brother always makes my laugh.

He calls me "Ico", because that's the best he can pronounce "Michael".
He commonly asks "What you doodin'" to everyone in my family. I'll respond with "I'm (doing, ect.) X". He'll then respond with "Oh, you (doing)", and just walk away.
He refers to guns as "Boomies", ask often asks me to help him "Shoot the big robot monster guys", or asks me to be such so he can shoot me.
He pretends to be Spider-Man. It involves him climbing on things that I may or may not approve.

[PinkyWoman]

Me: say firetruck!
Him: fire****!!
Me: good job kiddo.

[Ridley]

Me: say firetruck!
Him: fire****!!
Me: good job kiddo.

My little brother used to be like that too.

Correct: "Look at that big truck"
My bro: "Look at that big ****"

>.<

[Kursed]

My little brother used to be like that too.

Correct: "Look at that big truck"
My bro: "Look at that big ****"

>.<

Almost as big as mine when they point that out. gets you stressed after awhile.

[PinkyWoman]

So have you had an experience with a younger person that made you chuckle a bit? ( even if it isnt that funny )
Here's an example.

Me: Water is like gold...

Kid: I know! ecpecially when the sun shines on it.

Me: Rofl rofl rofl rofl.

--------------

Kid( calling on moms cellphone ): Hey Michael where are you i called your house but nobodies home.

Me: Sorry, i'm at the unheard-of-restaurant for dinner. ( an actual restaurant where i live )

Kid: WHAT!?! You're not gonna tell me where you are!?!?

Me: Rofl rofl rofl rofl


So yeah, share any experiences
Inb4Billcosbysues

hello with the pudding

DAD IS GREAT! HE GIVES US CHOCOLATE CAKE!

[Atomic Cata]

i hat u

[御坂 美琴]

Me: Well, then.. Lets me and you play on the bed.
Her: Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed? *pomf*
Me: Uh, well.. How do I put this..?

[Skyroads]

kid: hi
me: lol

[Lightnin!!!]

My little sister used to be one for mispronouncing things and making me laugh, but she stopped a long time ago.

Computer was Pewter.
Spaghetti was Pissgete.
Giraffe was Raff.

Can't remember much more.

[PooZy]

Me: Well, then.. Lets me and you play on the bed.
Her: Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed? *pomf*
Me: Uh, well.. How do I put this..?

.....ewwwwwww

[Heliοn]

Atomic: hi noob
Noob: i am not a boob
Atomic: ok
Some random dude: lmao

false humor

[Ghaswag]

My brother's first job was at a seafood counter at a grocery store and some kid came up to him and asked
Kid: What are the shrimp made of?
Brother: ._.

[Lightnin!!!]

My brother's first job was at a seafood counter at a grocery store and some kid came up to him and asked
Kid: What are the shrimp made of?
Brother: ._.

Elephants are mostly made of four elements
And every living thing is mostly made of four elements
Plants, bugs, birds, fish, bacteria and the man
Are mostly carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and.. Oxygen

[Ghaswag]

Elephants are mostly made of four elements
And every living thing is mostly made of four elements
Plants, bugs, birds, fish, bacteria and the man
Are mostly carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and.. Oxygen

I don't think a 6 year old from the south-central area of Pennsylvania would be able to understand that
people around here are the dumbest people I've ever seen

[Lightnin!!!]

I don't think a 6 year old from the south-central area of Pennsylvania would be able to understand that
people around here are the dumbest people I've ever seen

TMBG songs should be played constantly throughout the world, so everyone always has basic knowledge of everything.

[thepro1998]

Walking along with some kids.
*Firemen walked passed with waterhose*
Kids: Look! Police! Be good ok? So we don't get caught!

[PooZy]

Elephants are mostly made of four elements
And every living thing is mostly made of four elements
Plants, bugs, birds, fish, bacteria and the man
Are mostly carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and.. Oxygen

Although in fairness the other elements are still vital

[GamersDreamz]

My 3 year old brother always makes my laugh.

He calls me "Ico", because that's the best he can pronounce "Michael".
He commonly asks "What you doodin'" to everyone in my family. I'll respond with "I'm (doing, ect.) X". He'll then respond with "Oh, you (doing)", and just walk away.
He refers to guns as "Boomies", ask often asks me to help him "Shoot the big robot monster guys", or asks me to be such so he can shoot me.
He pretends to be Spider-Man. It involves him climbing on things that I may or may not approve.

lol xD