Roll to Dodge: Now with double the stereotypes!

[a zorref kid]

summon a barricade of eggplants

[DaFlash]

I will shoot one of the evil people with my bow and arrow.

[*Thump*]

Second Bump, everyone but Nedron, Skrillex, Cuisine, and Daflash needs to post.

[Ölkorv]

I have no idea what to do...

[demonic banana]

I shall use my Earth powers to attempt to bury the guard thing with dirt.

I ask I eat skillrex to make me a big rock to throw at the guard
I throw the rock at the back of the guard's head hoping to incapacitate him

[yak404]

I slash at impling 6 with my rapier.

Remember that my dirk is also used as a parrying dagger.

[*Thump*]

Tebbe-6: Tebbe is so completely bewildered that his brain explodes out of his head, dealing him 15 damage, then exploding and dealing the Brass Guard 15 damage.
~Knife-3: ~Knife lobs a chunk of earth at the Brass Guard, dealing it 35 damage.
Yak-5: Yak slashes at Impling 6, slashing completely through him and destroying Impling 5 as well.
DaFlash-4: DaFlash Launches an arrow at the Brass Guard, dealing him 20 damage
Cusine-0
Nedron-1: Nedron performs a classic shrinking spell, but accidentally uses it on himself, reducing himself to the size of an apple.
DemonicB-1: DemonicB asks for a clump of dirt from Skrillex, and receives one.....in the face, dealing 45 damage.
Crystal-3: Crystal successfully does nothing
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Ancient Brass Guard-4: The ABG Stabs into ~Knife with his spear, dealing him 25 damage, breaking through his Force Field, and dealing another 25 damage.
5: The ABG gives Cuisine a Brass Knuckle Sandwich, dealing him 50 damage and preventing him from taking his turn.
5: The ABG glares at DaFlash with his Eye of Evil, dealing him back the damage he was given in double, for a total of 40 damage.
Impling 1-4: The impling uses 10 mana to prevent DaFlash from using his Inventory
Impling 2-6: The Impling charges at DaFlash in a mad rush, dealing 15 damage but taking 5 in return.
Impling 3-Auto5 Bond Collar: The Impling dies and gives its turn to the Brass Guard.
Impling 4-Auto5 Bond Collar: The Impling dies and gives its turn to the Brass Guard.
Impling 5-4: The Impling uses 10 mana to prevent Yak from using his Inventory.
Impling 6-5: The Impling uses 10 mana to levitate ~Knife into the air, cutting him off from the earth.
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Stats
Tebbe-HP 110 MP 20/Owns Ferocious Spider
~Knife-HP 40 MP 75/Has a Force Field 25/Has a Sharpened Knife/[Earth Powers Blocked]
Yak-HP 70 MP 50/[Inventory Locked]
DaFlash-HP 60 MP 0/[Inventory Locked]
Cuisine-HP 60 MP 100/Has a Chili Pepper/Covered in Orange Juice
DemonicB-HP 55 MP 50
Crystal-HP 100 MP 75
Nedron-HP 50 MP 135/Miniature
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Ancient Brass Guard-HP 200 MP 600/Has a Brass Armor 230/Has an Evil Spear/Has a Brass Knuckles/Has an Eye of Evil/Has a Bond Leash
Impling 1-HP 10 MP 0/Has a Barbed Armor/Has a Bond Collar
Impling 2-HP 5 MP 10/Has a Barbed Armor/Has a Bond Collar
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You may now post your next actions

[a zorref kid]

summon a barricade of eggplants again

[Nedron]

I will lodge myself in the throat of the Ancient Brass Guard, choking and killing him.

[*Thump*]

I should mention at this point that the Brass Guard does not breath in a conventional sense, and choking him will do nothing.

[Nedron]

I should mention at this point that the Brass Guard does not breath in a conventional sense, and choking him will do nothing.

GAHH, WHY CAN'T I CHOKE ANYONE?!?!?!

Okay, I will crawl on the Brass guard's face, using my feet to put pressure on his eyes/eye of evil and kill him.

[Slundr Men]

I have had a name change, and am no longer I Eat Skrillex, so if you want to update that, then you might as well.

I'll think up an action tomorrow.

[Ölkorv]

I also had a name change :O

[Ölkorv]

and since my brain exploded and are outside my head il heal my brain and put it inside my head again (U kno so i can think and move)

[yak404]

How long for my inventory to unlock or do I have to unlock it?

Daflash would find this useful too.

[*Thump*]

Either you can use mana to unlock it (10-15 depending on your roll), or else it will become unlocked as soon as all of the Implings and the Brass Guard are dead.

[Slundr Men]

I will go and stab the guard in the left eye, coming from the left.

[DaFlash]

I use my fists to try and kill the rest of the implings.

[yak404]

I punch impling 2

[*Thump*]

Rolling in the Deep
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