I propose we write things in this thread longer than they need to be, much like how a Rube-Goldberg device (or contraption) attempts to complete a simple task using many separate unnecessary tasks. While doing this, try to create your sentences in a way that still makes sense. If you follow the suggestion I just made in the previous sentence, then the reader should still be able to determine the meaning of your post. It would also be helpful to write with correct grammar and punctuation, although that may be difficult in this particular situation. This challenge will have a higher difficulty than you might think!
Too Long Didn't Read:
Please create your posts with sentences that are extremely long or abnormal while attempting to maintain proper grammar and punctuation so that the reader may still understand your post.
With utmost appreciation,
The Certainly Hot And Noticeably Engulfed In Flames Potato