I decide to sing to the microphone with my beautiful voice, so it gives me 2 bags of cat food.
am i doing this right
name: Bern
breed: king cat
age: 14
gender: Male
favorite cat foods: salmon, cat sushi
favorite color: golden rod
favorite cat toy: toy mousez
fear: clowns, spiders, bees
fur color: brown-ish
special thing about you (ie; special skills or stuff. from licking your nose to wearing a top hat): i can jump from such high places, can run lightning fast, and i rule the potato kingdom
cutesness 1-50: 40
agility 1-50: 35
power 1-50: 35
my first action: turn on TV to channel 47, history channel
PONT ~ PINKY ~ PAT ~ AX6 ~ RED ~ DARKE (come back soon) ~ TBBM ~
oh so i have to make them blue? like this?
alright, no microphone, time to look for one... maybe there's one in one of the girls' rooms?
good????
I bite my own foot. Why? I don't know, I just felt like it.
I am the most useless cat.
The switch is now OFF.
cool, a kitchen. *leaps onto counter* oooooh, whats this sharp thing hanging off the edge? *plays with the knife a bit* oh fuuuuuu- its coming straight for me!
you decide if i live or die![]()
it seems that the remote is broken
i walk out of the living room, into the kitchen
PONT ~ PINKY ~ PAT ~ AX6 ~ RED ~ DARKE (come back soon) ~ TBBM ~
You want to watch tv because you're too lazy to figure out what the heck is goin on. Whatevs, you look for the remote. You find what looks like it and fumble it to channel 47, but they have a different Satellite supplier than you're used to, and it's a strange foreign channel with songs probably about drugs and making love.
I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE AND I MAKE THE DECISIONS AROUND HERE
jk, but games don't work if they're one sided.
You bite your foot. Whether you were trying to be cute, I don't know, but it has no direct effect. It hurts a little, but you didn't bite too hard. wat do
Idiot. You barely survive, but a tad of your fur was cut off. You are down to 39 cuteness.
alright, bad idea. time to go back into the living room and see if this tv will turn on. i hope nickelodeon is showing victorious!
Dat's what I just said. You walk into the kitchen, but it's someone's bedroom. It appears they're over obssesive about Justin Bieber. You found some girl's room (or a guys, I dunno).
Not all stories play the same. Your house isn't pont's house. It's your house.
You turn on the TV, and someone was watching something extremely too naughty for cats. You quickly hop onto the couch and move the TV guide over with your nose and look for nickelodeon. It appears to be on Channel 235
You quit biting your foot. The ground IS pretty dang soft. Looks like you're in a fancy house. (Pont is in a gangster house, but don't tell him). You look at the windows, and it appears one seems to be cracked. You could leave through it, but you could also loot the house. Who knows, maybe they have toys? CAT toys. Cat toys.
I'm done for a little bit, but continue to play. Just don't expect immediate response.
i go to channel 235 then. the face on the tv seems familiar.... red hair.... extremely cute and funny... yes! victorious is on! and it's on all day! after 3 hours of victorious, a giant thing that isn't a cat and changes the channel. i poop right there on the couch, and the giant glares at me... he seems mad...
just a question, if i do some detail like this, do you just say what happens next or do i have to like, say im going to do something and you post the results? if that makes sense
I wake up from catnap and the first thing that comes to my mind is to pester my slave for some food.
After sleeping a bit on the orange sofa, I wake up and go to hug a cactus nearby.