How to write a hit song

[J3NNiF3R]

1. Bang on a piano and repeat the same line over and over and over

2. Throw stones at someone and write down the sounds they make

3. Take old songs and rip out some vocals

4. Sing about how much you love drinking shooting cars bikinis etc etc

5. Autotune that shit

6. Spam it at someone who works at a radio station

[Azula]

1. Bang on a piano and repeat the same line over and over and over

2. Throw stones at someone and write down the sounds they make

3. Take old songs and rip out some vocals

4. Sing about how much you love drinking shooting cars bikinis etc etc

5. Autotune that shit

6. Spam it at someone who works at a radio station

so thats how dubstep is made..

[VforVendetta]

Autotune. <3

[PinkyWoman]

Sing the same 3 words over and over again

become famous

profit

[X-Ray]

so thats how dubstep is made..

lol i dont think dubstep involves anything she listed

[Hyperacticpro]

Haha

[J3NNiF3R]

so thats how dubstep is made..

Dutany sadface

[Roflkoy]

All you need to do is just use four chords. (Contains one major profanity)

[J3NNiF3R]

lol i dont think dubstep involves anything she listed

dubstep also

[Dealth]

Verse 1:

oh yeah oh yeah
baby baby do it
oh oh oh yeah yeah

Chorus:

work it
yeah yeah
move it oh
oh oh yeah

Verse 2:

like a magnet
you attract me
oh yeah oh yeah
like a tiger oh yeah

(Chorus)

Bridge:

take me away
to the place
oh oh yeah yeah

(Chorus x2)

EDIT: This song sounds very dirty even though that wasn't my intent O_o

[J3NNiF3R]

Verse 1:

oh yeah oh yeah
baby baby do it
oh oh oh yeah yeah

Chorus:

work it
yeah yeah
move it oh
oh oh yeah

Verse 2:

like a magnet
you attract me
oh yeah oh yeah
like a tiger oh yeah

(Chorus)

Bridge:

take me away
to the place
oh oh yeah yeah

(Chorus x2)

EDIT: This song sounds very dirty even though that wasn't my intent O_o

Lemme buy u a drink
Dj turn it up
Shake dat ass on the dance flo
Dance with me
U look sexy and fine
Oh yayayayayayaohyeayaayayayaya
now we making babies in public
screem my name rly loud
cops arrive
go to jail
but idgaf b/c I'm wit u
but only here because of ur boobs but u just don't kno it

[Vav]

don't forget the nananananana part every hit song needs a nanananananana

[J3NNiF3R]

don't forget the nananananana part every hit song needs a nanananananana

yayayayayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayay a

[Mfdom]

The song must repeat "yeah" and "baby" at least 30 times.