Thread: What's the whitest and blackest thing you do?

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    Default What's the whitest and blackest thing you do?

    Parody yo.

    The whitest thing I do is cocaine, blackest thing I do would probably have to be toast.

    Raar!

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    Dut is a rly nice guy Mfdom's Avatar
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    well...If you must know the whitest thing I could do is clean the toilet and make it sparkly. The blackest thing...
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    Nothing, I'm in the middle :S

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    racist man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    Parody yo.

    The whitest thing I do is cocaine, blackest thing I do would probably have to be toast.
    Why don't you insert the ying yang in the OP?

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    Whitest Thing: ... smoke smarties.

    Blackest Thing: Sinking a 3-point shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soapeater13 View Post
    Whitest Thing: ... smoke smarties.
    Lol, I remember when alot of people used to snort crushed smarties.

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    i say the n word as much as a rapper does

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Patrick Harris View Post
    onClipEvent (load) {
    var ground:MovieClip = _root.ground;
    var grav:Number = 0;
    var gravity:Number = 2;
    var speed:Number = 7;
    var maxJump:Number = -12;
    var touchingGround:Boolean = false;
    }
    onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
    _y += grav;
    grav += gravity;
    while (ground.hitTest(_x, _y, true)) {
    _y -= gravity;
    grav = 0;
    }
    if (ground.hitTest(_x, _y+5, true)) {
    touchingGround = true;
    } else {
    touchingGround = false;
    }
    if (Key.isDown(Key.RIGHT)) {
    _x += speed;
    }
    if (Key.isDown(Key.LEFT)) {
    _x -= speed;
    }
    if (Key.isDown(Key.UP) && touchingGround) {
    grav = maxJump;
    }
    if (ground.hitTest(_x+(_width/2), _y-(_height/2), true)) {
    _x -= speed;
    }
    if (ground.hitTest(_x-(_width/2), _y-(_height/2), true)) {
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    }
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    }
    What the heck is that?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soapeater13 View Post
    What the heck is that?...
    Have you heard of 'Code'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soapeater13 View Post
    What the heck is that?...
    It's the answer.
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    UNDER THE BRIDGE
    FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

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    Quote Originally Posted by yak404 View Post
    Watched black and white TV.
    Yak, you win the thread.

    Raar!

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    So Since yak won the thread, what do we talk about now?

    The greenest and reddest things we have ever done?

    tololol if you're colourblind
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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkyPinkWink View Post
    So Since yak won the thread, what do we talk about now?

    The greenest and reddest things we have ever done?

    tololol if you're colourblind
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    Greenest is petting an alligator, reddest is getting eaten by alligator.
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    Drugs Are Bad MMMKay Uptight 534's Avatar
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    Whitest thing: the way I play basketball.
    Blackest: I'm white so I don't know what to put here.

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    I used salt and pepper on the same thing

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