Are Moderators Human?

**doubleth!nk** · 3rd August 2012, 06:52 PM

Of course they are, you must think.

Think again.

I found this article somewhere. I can't link you to the site, or I'll get banned for 1337 hours.

Here it is:

On 2 August 2012, An 18 year old Oregon man was sentenced to 9001 days in prison for Internet fraud. The man, a popular forum board member usually commonly known by the usernames Live4Die, or VfurVendetta, was moderating the site Jaggmin.com when a fellow user, aaaaa23456789, had noticed that he was online in two places at once. The Platforn Racing 22 account, VfurVendetta was banning someone from the chat at the exact same time as he was handing out an infraction on Jaggmin. An inspection of his IP revealed a large web of bots moderating nearly 69 other sites. When this revelation was revealed, the man was promptly demodded and banned, and people started getting all butthurt about him, even some Minecraft noobs were wasting perfectly good square tomatoes by throwing them at V. The Internet became a storm of facepalm memes. Eventually it got so bad that Steven Spielberg even announced he'd make a movie about him, but then realized that he would get sued by the creators of V For Vendetta. Awww, that would be awesome. Even Google made International Purrcot Day. Google can do anything. That site rules the world. Eventually, Ariana Grande was mad because some random dude was stealing her fame, so she called Obama demanding he arrest V, but Obama denied. Then Ariana gave him loads of cookies and he obliged. So V was thrown in jail and Ariana got even more money.

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So stalk the mods. Do they seem a little off?

Maybe they aren't even human.... Are they?

(This thread was made for the lulz. Any mod harassment will not be tolerated.)