Honeytrap [A Jiggmin's Village Story]

***◄-DD667-►*** · 19th July 2012, 01:17 PM

I'm making a story because I saw some people making some and they were powerful. You guys know what a honeytrap is, right? If not , I'll explain. A honeytrap is when girls set up boys by dating them, making love, etc. This is the storyline I'm gonna use in this story. The reason why I haven't wrote it is because I need some characters from JV to play them. I just don't know. I'll need at least 9 boys and 3 girls. No more parts are available. The story will be laid out in playscript. The 1st chapter or two should be done by tomorrow on the proviso I get enough people for characters. Please let me reserve a few posts and I'll give you the heads-up when you can post questions, etc. For now I won't post what character you're going to be for MYSTERY.

Characters:

Wertyuipo - M
KirbySSU - M
Explode - M
Atom Heart Mother - M
Jiggmin Baby - M
BloodFury - M
Kursed44 - M
Adasio - M
Helion - M
Mercury - M
Rokki - M
Rainbow Dash - M
Husk. - F
Named444 - F
JENNiFER - F
Pinky - F
Webbi - F
AnthraX - M (Narrator)
I am the narrator.

Chapter 1: The Fight

AnthraX: A saddening story this is. Poor Adasio was set up by Jennifer. In the end, Adasio is dead on the floor with searing pain. After all the stabbings, it took him only 30 seconds for him to die. Let me tell you how it happened.

*At KirbySSU's house on phone*

KirbySSU: Hey, MercMerc. Come round!

Mercury: Nawh, man. I'm with my girl, Webbz.

KirbySSU: When were you gonna tell me about this girl?

Mercury: Errrrh.

KirbySSU: I thought we were friends!

Mercury: I don't need to tell you about my love life.

KirbySSU: Whatever, just bring her with you.

Mercury: Nah, she needs to go out with Named but I'll call Adasio, Rokki, beware, he may bring Jenni over.

KirbySSU: That Rokki makes me sick.

Mercury: Still fighting over Jenni?

KirbySSU: Yeah, she's my girl, why can't he understand that?

Mercury: I don't know.

*30 minutes later*
*The doorbell rings*
*KirbySSU answers*

KirbySSU: Hey Merc, Hi Adasio, Ugh Rokki.

Jenni: Hello, I'm here!

KirbySSU: Hai, Jenni!

*Snogs Jenni*

Rokki: Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing snogging my girl?

KirbySSU: She's my girl, I don't know why the hell you're trying to steal her from me.

Jenni: Listen, guys....

Rokki: Quiet, gal! This is between me and him.

*KirbySSU punches Rokki*

Rokki: Arrrgh! What was that for?

KirbySSU: I told you, don't steal my girl.

*Rokki punches/kicks KirbySSU continously*

AnthraX: KirbySSU is on the ground, struggling to breathe as Rokki was strangling him.

Rokki: If you EVER try to steal my girl again, I will kill you!

Jenni: You know what? I don't want to be with either of you! I wanna be with Adasio!

Adasio: Who, me?

Jenni: Yes!

AnthraX: Jenni jumps in Adasio's arms and start snogging immediately. Rokki is left with a black eye and KirbySSU is left on the floor, bleeding.

KirbySSU: Arrrgh, there's no way Adasio is dating my girl!

AnthraX: KirbySSU struggles to get up, resorting in Mercury having to help him up.

Rokki: Just leave it, we've lost her.

*Rokki leaves*

Adasio: Sorry it had to be this way.

KirbySSU: It won't be this way!

AnthraX: KirbySSU attempts to attack Adasio, but due to his pain, he fails.

Adasio: Please man, don't start it. I'm with enough trouble with the police as it is.

*Mercury's phone rings*

AnthraX: Mercury sees that it's Webbz who is calling him.

Mercury: Hello?

Webbz: You know our baby? I've given birth!

Mercury: But you're only 6.5 months pregnant! Where are you?

Webbz: At the Xarhtna Hospital. Come quick!

Mercury: I'll be there right away!

AnthraX: Hearing the alarming news, Mercury storms out faster than the speed of light. About 15 minutes later, he sees Xarhtna Hospital in sight. Not seeing where he was going, he bumps into a bulky boy.

Boy 1: Oi, watch where you're going!

Mercury: Who are you?

Atom Heart Mother: I'm Atom Heart Mother.

Mercury: I gotta get to the hospital because my baby is premature!

Atom Heart Mother: And what if I prevent you?

AnthraX: Mercury was trembling in fear. Loads of sweat was pouring down him. In the end, Mercury pushes past Atom and runs to Xarhtna Hospital, unaware that Atom was chasing him. Atom was closing in, with a knife in his hand, not seeing the policeman that was sitting on the bench.

Policeman: Hey, hey! What are you reprobates doing?

Mercury: Please, I have no time to talk now. Me and my girlfriend have a premature baby,
Policeman...Werty!

*Mercury's phone rings"

Mercury: It's Webbi!

Mercury: Hello!

Webbz: What is taking you so long!?

Mercury: I'm caught up with a policema...

AnthraX: Werty took the phone off Mercury.

Werty: Sorry, your boyfriend is in some business.

Webbz: No, please...!

AnthraX: Werty hung the phone up.

Werty: All right, what's with the knife in your hand?

Atom: I put my culinary utensils in my pocket after I use them, I was making cake.

Werty: Then, where's your spatula and sifter?

Atom: Uhhhh....

Werty: Busted.

AnthraX: Werty handcuffed Atom Heart Mother and forced him into his police car.

Werty: Okay kid, go see your baby.

Mercury: Th..Thank you!

*Mercury recieves a phone call*

Mercury: Man, who is it?

Adasio: It's me.

Mercury: Hi, Adasio! I'm a little busy now! My baby has given birth!

Adasio: Aww, I wanna see her! Where's the hospital?

Mercury: Xarhtna Hospital!

AnthraX: After all that, eventually Mercury makes it to the hospital and arrive and speak to the receptionist.

Mercury: Excuse me, a woman called Webbz is here with her premature baby. Where is she, errrrr,
Kursed44?

Kursed44: Oh, she's in Ward 379. One thing, are you two ga......y?

Adasio: Heck no, it's his baby and I'm his friend. That's it, only his friend.

Kursed: Okay, just asking. Go through that corridor and take the elevator to Floor 4.

AnthraX: As Adasio and a worried Mercury walking down the corridor, they started a small conservation.

Adasio: Are you all right, Mercury?

Mercury: No, not really. Premature babies have a 45% more chance of dying than normal babies.

Adasio: Aw, I know, it's sad.

AnthraX: They enter the elevator. 4 floors up, Webbz' room is right in front of them.

Mercury: Webbi....what's wrong? Please don't tell me it's the baby!

Webbz: Nope, I have something to admit.

Mercury: Well, what is it?

Webbz: You're not the father of our baby!

Adasio: Oh Snap!

Mercury: Oh my godddddd!

AnthraX: Seconds after the bombshell, Mercury just stands still, looking at the baby..

***◄-DD667-►*** · 19th July 2012, 01:18 PM

Chapter 2: The Bombshell

Mercury: Wh....Who's the father?

Webbz: I think his name was... Rainbow Dash.

Mercury: What? You slept with my brother?

Webbz: I'm sorry, Mercury! I don't know where Rainbow Dash is, you can still be the father!

Mercury: What's the point of being a father if I'm not the biological one!?

Webbz: It doesn't matter! I want you to be the father, not him!

Mercury: No, you ruined this! We can't be together anymore! I put my life into that baby and since the baby's not mine, there's no life to live!

Adasio: Merc, don't do this. You're 16, bruv. You got your whole life ahead of you.

Mercury: What's the point?

AnthraX: At the time Webbz was eating chicken and jallof rice, meaning she had a knife. Mercury grabbed the knife.

Mercury: Webbz, I wish you the best.

Webbz: No, plea...

Rainbow Dash: Hold your horses.

Adasio: There aren't any horses her...

Rainbow Dash: It's a saying.

Adasio: Oh.

Mercury: So you're the vermin that slept with my wife! I could kill you for this! You're supposed to be my brother!

Rainbow Dash: I know I am and we still can be. I apologize for my actions and I highly regret it. Webbz, I want you to know that I will be there for the child, have you given it a name.

Webbz: I want to call it Jiggmin Baby.

Jiggmin Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Jiggmin Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Webbz: Uhh! He's crying! There, there, calm down, dear. Would you like to hold him, Mercury?

Mercury: Are you crazy?

Rainbow Dash: Could I hold him?

Webbz: Sure.

AnthraX: Rainbow Dash picked him up and steadily rocked him from side to side. Meanwhile, Mercury stormed out the ward.

Adasio: MercMerc, wait! Where are you going?

AnthraX: Mercury had left the ward and went into another building. There was a sign by it, it read " "Welcome to the Enilpicsidkard Hotel. The highest building in DD-Land!" Mercury went inside and entered the elevator to Floor 26. Adasio quickly got him and went in the elevator.

Adasio: Where are you going?

Mercury: Nowhere you need to know.

Adasio: Please tell me.

Mercury: I said it's nowhere you need to know.

AnthraX: The elevator reached Floor 26. Mercury stepped out, ran to the edge of the building and stopped.

Adasio: What are you doing?

Mercury: Going to the gods.

Adasio: No, you can't!

Mercury: You can't stop me.

Adasio: I can definitely try:

AnthraX: Adasio stepped closer to Mercury. Mercury stepped back. He lost his balance and he slipped. He was falling down the 26-floor building. He eventually plummeted to the floor and died.

Adasio: Holy shi...

*Adasio's phone call rings*

AnthraX: It was an unknown number.

Adasio: Hello?

Webbz: It's me, Webbz.

Adasio: We've got a big problem!

Webbz: What happened?

Adasio: Mercury committed suicide!

Webbz: What? I'm sending Rainbow Dash down right away!

AnthraX: As Rainbow Dash was running down the stairs faster than the speed of sound, Adasio, quickly called the DD-Land ambulance.

BloodFury: DD-Land Ambulance Leader BloodFury speaking.

Adasio: A friend of mine is dead! Get to Enilpicsidkard Hotel, ASAP.

BloodFury: We'll be there!

AnthraX: Adasio made his way down the Enilpicsidkard Hotel and went outside, only to see a broken Mercury on the ground.

Rainbow Dash: Adasio! Have you called 667?

Adasio: Yes, the ambulance are coming!

AnthraX: Rokki was walking down the street, seeing Mercury.

Rokki: What the hell happened to Mercury.

Adasio: He fell off this building!

Rainbow Dash: And it was to commit suicide!

Rokki: Oh my god!

AnthraX: BloodFury arrives in an ambulance with 5 helpers

BloodFury: All right, where is this Mercury?

Rainbow Dash: Right over there.

AnthraX: BloodFury made his way to Mercury, analyzing him.

Helper 1: He's still breathing!

Helper 2: Yes! He's still alive.

Helper 5: Quick! Get him in the ambulance.

Anthrax: All 5 helpers swiftly got Mercury back in the ambulance.

BloodFury: I'll notify you of any updates with Mercury. Thanks, guys.

Adasio: No problem!

AnthraX: The ambulance left. Rainbow Dash went to tell Webbz what he just saw. Meanwhile, Adasio went home. As he was walking, he received a text message from an unknown number. It read:

Dear, Ady

This is Jenni by the way.
Sooooooo, ya know, since we're boyfriend/girlfriend, would you like to meet up?
I live on 89 Corbis Road.
Reply with "Yes," or "No," bbes.

AnthraX: After a infatuated Adasio saw this text message, he immediately replies, it read:

Sure. I'll be on my way.

AnthraX: An eager Adasio makes his way to 89 Corbis Road like Jenni said. When he rings on the doorbell, a short girl opens it. It was Jennifer.

Jenni: Hi, baby!

Adasio: Hi, Jenn.

AnthraX: They shared a short kiss. It was pretty romantic.

Adasio: So, what should we do?

AnthraX: All of a sudden, Jenni's phone rings.

Jenni: Hold on, bbes, I gotta take this.

AnthraX: As a happy Adasio was waiting in the hallway, Jenni was in her room talking to.....

Jenn: Hey, bbez.

????: Where are you, girl? I thought we were gonna meet up at the mall this afternoon.

Jenn: Sorry, but I'm busy, Explode.

Explode: What are you doing of which is more important than meeting your boyfriend?

Jenn: Sorry, I'm going shoeshopping with a friend.

Explode: Gender?

Jenn: Male.

Explode: Why couldn't I just come with you? I'm your boyfriend!

Jenn: I'm sorry. It's something I want to do with him.

Explode: Okay, whatever.

For those who don't get this, this is the start of the honeytrap. Basically, Jenn is treating Adasio like they're dating when in actual fact, she's already dating someone else. Neither of the men know this yet but eventually they will..... somehow.

***◄-DD667-►*** · 19th July 2012, 01:19 PM

Chapter 3: The Trap!

AnthraX: Jennifer hung up the phone.

Adasio: Who was that?

Jenni: Oh, it was Named.

Adasio: Oh, so where do you want to go?

Jenni: I wanna go to the Clothes District. I wanna see what they got there.

Adasio: Coolio.

AnthraX: Jenni and Adasio walked 1 mile to the D=D Mall. When they arrived, lights were flashing, people were cheering.

Jenni: What's with all the celebrations?

Adasio: It's the founder of this town's birthday today.

Jenni: Oh, who's that?

Adasio: Not sure.

AnthraX: Jenni and Adasio ignored the festivities and entered the Clothes District.

Jenni: Oooooh! Let's go to the Shoe Palace!

Adasio: Okay.

AnthraX: As they entered, there were a variety of shoes. Whether it was sparkly, colourful, glittery, everything was there.

Jenni: Oooooh, I love these shoes! Dammit, they're £986!

Adasio: Hmmm, perhaps I buy them for you and you pay me back slowly?

Jenni: Oh, would you?

AnthraX: Adasio had bought the shoes from the store with a total cost of £986. As they left the store, they ran into one of Jenni's friends and her boyfriend.

Jenni: Hey, Husky!

Husk.: Hi!

Jenni: Who's this?

Husk.: This is my boyfriend, Helion

Helion: Hi.

Husk.: Ohh, he's such a hunk!

Helion: Who's this rather tall fella?

Jenni: Oh, this is Adasio.

Adasio: Yo.

Husk.: Wait, I thought your boyfriend was...

Jenni: Adasio! We know my boyfriend is Adasio! We've already established that!

Helion: Hey, Ady. Let's go to the 7-6-6 Games Zone. Uncharted 4: The Massacre is coming out!

Adasio: Really? I love Uncharted! Let's go!

AnthraX: Helion and Adasio rushed into the 7-6-6 Games Zone leaving Jenni and Husk. man-less for the time being.

Jenni: Husk, don't catch me out!

Husk.: What do you mean?

Jenni: You have to act like Adasio is my boyfriend. Forget about Explode!

Husk.: Oh, alright.

Jenni: I've managed to manipulate him into buying me shoes that cost £986!

Husk.: Woah.

Jenni: I know, right?

AnthraX: Helion and Adasio ran out of the 7-6-6 Games Zone with their new game, Uncharted 4: The Massacre. They had big smiles on their faces. You can see the dimples.

Helion: I am so playing this when I get home!

Adasio: Same.

Jenni: Guys, you can go and play it!

Helion: Okay, Ady, wanna come to my house and do co-op?

Adasio: Sure!

AnthraX: Helion and Adasio sprinted back to Helion's house.

Jenni: Ima go and see Explode.

Husk.: Okay, see ya. Be careful.

AnthraX: Husk. went back into the Clothes District while Jennifer went to Explode's house. When she arrived and knocked on the door, a little kid answered.

???: Hi,

Jenni: Who are you?

Pinky: I'm Pinky, Explode's sister.

Jenni: Well, where is he?

Pinky: Sorry, I can't let you in.

Jenni: And why is that?

Pinky: I don't trust you.

Jenni: Do I care?

Pinky: You should.

Jenni: You're a little runt. What are you gonna do?

*Pinky kicks Jenni on her shin*

Jenni: Holy shi...

Pinky: Language!

Jenni: Arrrgggh! That hurt!

Pinky, Haha, you sounded like a pirate.

Jenni: Can you just let me in?

Pinky: No.

Jenni: Okay.

*Jenni puts Pinky on shoulder*

Pinky: Put me down!

Jenni: Sorry, no can do!

Pinky: Arrggggggggggh!

Jenni: Who's the pirate now?

AnthraX: Jenni put Pinky down and ran upstairs. She arrived in Explode's room.

Jenni: Hey, baby!

Explode: Hi.

Jenni: What's wrong?

Explode: Man, I feel like you rejecting me. When was the last time we spent time together?

Jenni: Sorry, I've been caught up with work.

Explode: Well, we need to spend some time together.

AnthraX: Jenni recieves a text message. It reads:

Hey, bbez!

Explode: Who was that?

Jenni: Errrr...... Named!

Explode: Let me see.

Jenni: Why can't you just trust me?

Explode: I..I don't know. I'm sorry.

Jenni: Thank you. Just gonna pop to the lavatory.

AnthraX: Explode sees the Samsung Accord Phone laying on the table. Explode picks it up, checks her
inbox, it shows:

Adasio
[NO TITLE]

Adasio
[HEY]

Adasio
[NO TITLE]

Adasio
[SURE]

Explode: *Thinks* Who is this Adasio geezer?

AnthraX: Explode put the phone down and put it back on the table. When Jenni came back...

Explode: Now Jenni, Ima ask you a question and I expect it to be answered truthfully.

Jenni: Okay.

Explode: Who is this Adasio geezer and why is he texting you?

Jenni: Oh, he's just a friend.

Explode: I didn't know friends sent you flirty messages.

Jenni: When we were friends, that's what you did!

Explode: No! Are you cheating on me?

Jenni: No! You're the one that I love!

Explode: Where did you get those shoes.

Jenni: Adasio brought them for me, but really, I'm sorry if you're offended!

Explode: Alright.

Jenni: I think I'd better go.

Explode: No, don't!

Jenni: We need some time apart.

Explode: No!

*Grabs Jennifer*

Jenni: Let me go!

Explode: For the sake of our relationship, I can't.

AnthraX: Jennifer receives another text message.

Explode: Now, who is that?

AnthraX: Explode pick up Jenni's phone The text message read:

Hi, Jenni!

You're the one I love with all my might.
The one I'm thinking of tonight.
The one that helps me make things right.
The one I long to kiss goodnight.
The one I dream of when I sleep at night.
The one I think of when I hug my pillow tight.
The one that makes me happy when she comes into my sight.
The one I'm not giving up without putting up a fight.
To "The One" that changed my life.

Explode: Jenni! You are cheating!

Jenni: I'm not! I swear!

Explode: Alright. I need to learn to trust you.

Jenni: Okay listen, 'plodey, meet me at Depression's Park in 15 minutes.
I gotta go.

Explode: Fine.

AnthraX: Jennifer left Explode's house. Pinky was crying. Jenni phones Adasio.

Jenni: Hello?

Adasio: Hi!

Jenni: I loved your poem!

Adasio: Thank you!

Jenni: Meet me at Depression's Park in 15 minutes, ok?

Adasio: Sure.

Jenni: Thanks!

***◄-DD667-►*** · 19th July 2012, 01:20 PM

Chapter 4: The "RELLIK,"

AnthraX: Explode and Adasio had both agreed to meet Jennifer at Depression's Park. Once Adasio arrived, he sat on a bench and waited.

Adasio: Jenni! Jenni! Jenni!

AnthraX: Adasio was calling out her name many many times, yet there was no response.

Explode: What name is you just say?

Adasio: Jenni. My girlfriend.

Explode: She's my girlfriend! Are you... are you... Adasio?

Adasio: Yes I am.

Explode: I'll kill you!

AnthraX: Explode gets out a gun.

Adasio: Put the gun away.

AnthraX: Explode ran up to him and just as he was about to shoot him, Adasio knocked the gun out of his hand and swatched it. Adasio aims it at Explode.

Explode: I wouldn't kill me if I were you!!

Adasio: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

Explode: I dunno.

AnthraX: Moments after he said that, Adasio fired the gun and shot Explode in the heart.

Explode: Arrrrrrrrrg.....

AnthraX: Explode fell to the floor. Blood was pouring from his body. Adasio destroyed the gun and ran off.

Adasio: *Thinking to himself* I can't believe I just done that. I've destroyed the evidence. I should be able to get away with it.

AnthraX: What Adasio didn't notice was that a person had witnessed the whole thing.

Adasio: Did you, did you, did you see all of that?

???: Yes, yes I did. I won't tell anyone

Adasio: Wait a minute, I remember your voice.

AnthraX: This elusive person had a hat on to cover his identity. When he took it off......

Adasio: Kirby!

KirbySSU: That's right.

AnthraX: Kirby quickly grabbed a knife out and stabbed Adasio 10 times before he could think of fighting back. After the stabbings it took him 30 seconds to die!

KirbySSU: *Whistles* C'mon troops! Hide these bodies, pronto.

AnthraX: 4 troops came out and helped carry the bodies.

Troop 1: What do we do with them?

KirbySSU: Put them in this van!

Troop 1: Okay.

AnthraX: The troops put the dead bodies in the van. They drove to the Snakebite Swamp. When they arrived, they threw the bodies into the swamp.

KirbySSU: Good job, men.

Troop 3: No problem.

AnthraX: They headed home. When they arrived back in DD-Land, suddenly a short woman pulls up in front of the van. It was Jenni. KirbySSU quickly pulled up and let Jenni into the front seat.

Jenni: Where is Adasio and Explode?

KirbySSU: Who are they?

Jenni: My friends.

KirbySSU: I'm not sure. Would you like to come to my house for a cup for cocoa?

Jenni: Yes, please. I feel vulnerable.

AnthraX: The troops drove off with the van. Meanwhile, Kirby and Jenni got off and went to his house. He lived on the 16th floor of the Enilpicsidkard Hotel. As they were walking, Kirby was holding Jenni tight. When they arrived, Kirby immediately dimmed the lights down to a romantic view. He lit up some candles, poured some Vodka and the next thing you know, him and Jenni were sat by a table.

Jenni: I wonder what happened to them?

KirbySSU: So do I.

Jenni: Do you think they could be dead?

KirbySSU: I'm not sure. You wanna sleep with me tonight?

Jenni: No thanks, I only do that with boyfriends.

KirbySSU: But I thoug..

Jenni: Urgggh, no way. Just because you're comforting me, doesn't mean we're back together.

KirbySSU: Okay, I see how it is.

AnthraX: Kirby was livid. He grabbed a tissue and he put a substance called "Poison," The label read:

DO NOT INGEST OR SMELL. DOING THIS WILL RESULT IN DEATH.

AnthraX: Kirby poured the poison onto the tissue and walked over to Jenni.

KirbySSU: Hey Jenni, you got a booger there, lemme wipe it for you.

Jenni: Could you?

KirbySSU: With pleasure.

AnthraX: Kirby smacked the tissue by Jenni's nose. Jenni was fighting back but didn't succeed. Within 20 seconds, the AnthraX got into her system and immediately killed her. Kirby lifted Jenni onto his shoulder, took her to the Tar Pit and dumped her there.

???: You're the killer!

KirbySSU: Who is that?

Named: I am Named!

AnthraX: She ran off.

***◄-DD667-►*** · 19th July 2012, 01:20 PM

Chapter 5: The Investigation

The National Park

AnthraX: The next day, everyone was wondering where the missing 3 people were.

Webbz: I can't seem to get on to Jennifer. Where could she be?

Werty: We're on the case now, ma'am.

Jiggmin Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Webbz: Baby, calm down.

Jiggmin Baby: *vomits*

Webbz: Yuk! Jiggmin Baby, are you ill?

Jiggmin Baby: Googoogaga.

AnthraX: KirbySSU arrives at the rather ominous scene.

KirbySSU: What's going on?

Werty: There have been reports of 3 missing people in the local area. They go by the names of Adasio, Jennifer and Explode, I think?

KirbySSU: Oh, so have you found any clues?

Werty: Tragically, we've yet to find any clues.

KirbySSU: Okay.

AnthraX: KirbySSU walked off.

Werty: Hold it right there, you!

KirbySSU: Who, me?

Werty: Yes. Once you enter the site, you are forbidden form leaving until we say so... wait, what is that red stuff on your fingers?

KirbySSU: Ketchup.

Webbz: Looks like blood.

Werty: I agree.

KirbySSU: I had a bacon sandwich just now.

Werty: Okay, don't go anywhere, I have a feeling you could be a suspect.

KirbySSU: Wha... I'm innocent!

Werty: We don't know that for sure.

Webbz: Hm, have you tried Snakebite Swamp? When I watch Crimewatch, the body always seems to be dumped there.

Rainbow Dash: I believe another place is the Tar Pit.

Webbz: Yeah.

Werty: Hmm, thanks guys. Troops, check the Tar Pit and the Snakebite Swamp. I think we may have found the bodies! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

AnthraX: Werty and the troops drove to both places.

Meanwhile at the Snakebite Swamp..

Werty: You see anything?

Troop 1: Nope, not yet.

Troop 2: Wait, look!

Werty: Eeh?

Troop 2: A body!

Werty: Okay guys, let's wrap it up!

AnthraX: Werty and his 2 qualified troops wrapped up the body in a bag and drove back into the National Park. When they arrived, Werty gave a strange look at Webbz and got out of the van. A Forensic Investigation Officer put his Latex Gloves on and walked over to the body which was set on a table. He had a rather eccentric-looking device in his hand.

Webbz: That officer looks familiar.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, isn't that the Xarhtna Hospital Receptionist, Kursed?

Webbz: Since when was he a FIO?

Rainbow Dash: I don't know.

AnthraX: While Webbz and Rainbow Dash were in shock over the FIO, Kursed scanned some DNA in his device.

Kursed: This is Jennifer Rennifej's blood.

Werty: I have a suspicion of who the killer is. You! *Points at KirbySSU*

KirbySSU: What now?

Werty: Come here!

AnthraX: Kirby walks over the policeman.

KirbySSU: What?

Kursed: If you may, place your finger on my device.

KirbySSU: Fine.

AnthraX: Just as KirbySSU was about to place his finger on the device...

Werty: Stop! Place this hand on the device! It's got blood on it. Thought you were smart, eh?

KirbySSU: Whatever.

AnthraX: Kirby wiped off the blood and placed it on his finger.

Kursed: The results read that the DNA on this piece of tissue belongs to Kirby Stuart Samuel Utork.

KirbySSU: Okay, now that's over with.

AnthraX: KirbySSU walked happily back to Webbz and Rainbow Dash.

Webbz: Gratz on proving your innocence.

Rainbow Dash: Good job, I'm glad.

AnthraX: Moments after that, a figure in a sheep's-fur coat walked into the crime scene!

Webbz: Named!

Named: Hi, Webb-killer!

Webbz: Who, me?

Named: No, him! *Points at Kirby*

Rainbow Dash: But Kirby was just proved innocent.

Webbz: Yeah, do you have any proof?

Named: Video AND picture. I saw absolutely everything. Me AND my camera were eyewitnesses.

Webbz: How did you see him?

Named: The truth is, I'm an undercover policewoman.

Rainbow Dash: Oh, really? Well, that's interesting. Show your proof.

Named: Will do!

AnthraX: Named sped over to Werty and showed him the proof. Kirby was sweating and shaking, uncertain of his next move.

Werty: So he is the killer!

AnthraX: Just after that, Kirby ran away!

Werty: Troops, get him!

AnthraX: Named ran back to Rainbow Dash and Webbz.

Rainbow Dash: So Kirby was the killer.

Webbz: Woah, he had us and Officer Werty bamboozled.

Rainbow Dash: As an ex-crime scene investigator, I know that what he's done will get him 60 years, minimum. He killed 2 people which is 20 years each. He lied to a policeman, which is 5 years. And all attempts to escape are 15 years.

Named: Well, that's a good system. That's definitely what he deserves.

AnthraX: 3 troops were gripping KirbySSU back to the crime scene.

KirbySSU: Gah, let go of me!

Werty: Good job, boys! Wait a minute, I sent 4 of you, where's the other troop?

Troop 1: We are sad to say he has died, sir.

Werty: How?

Troop 2: Well, this perp here ran to Ripper's Cliff and Troop 4 came to grab him but he reversed it and he fell off.

AnthraX: Steam was coming out of Werty's ears.

Werty: You kill 2 innocent people and you kill one of my troops? Ooooh, get in the damn car!

KirbySSU: Okay, okay!

AnthraX: Werty and his troops drove off. When they arrived at the police station...

KirbySSU: Aaah, not so hard!

Werty: Shut up.

KirbySSU: I'll sue you for this!

Werty: Fine, I'll see you in court. And I'll be also suing for the deaths of the 3 people.

KirbySSU: Bring it!

Werty: Idiot. Get in there!

AnthraX: Werty threw Kirby into the jail and locked it.

Chapter 6: Mercury's Return

AnthraX: Werty returned to the crime scene in the National Park to collect some signs. Rainbow Dash ran up to him.

Rainbow Dash: How long did Kirby get?

Werty: Now, the judge will decide, he's suing for violence.

Rainbow Dash: I suspected he'd do that. Who's the judge?

Werty: A guy called Mercury Marsion.

Rainbow Dash: What? Where is he?

Werty: At the Enilpicsidkard Hotel, Floor 24, Room 9, he made a full recovery after his suicidal attempts. Anyways, I gotta take all that stuff down. See ya.

Rainbow Dash: See ya!

AnthraX: Rainbow Dash sprinted back to Webbz and Named.

Rainbow Dash: You'll never believe it. Mercury is in the Enilpicsidkard Hotel, Floor 24, Room 10!

Webbz: No, I don't believe it.

Rainbow Dash: Why?

Webbz: Because we live we Room 10 of that same floor! We're bloody next door!

Rainbow Dash: Hm, really? Even better!

Webbz: ...

Named: Well, we should check if it's true. No harm in doing that.

Jiggmin Baby: Googoounclemercurygaga.

Named: He can speak?

Webbz: Well, not entirely but it is improving.

Rainbow Dash: Let's go!

AnthraX: They raced like a blur up the escalators. When they arrived, Webbz was gasping for breath. The door of Room was blocking by a snogging couple.

Rainbow Dash: Helion?

Helion: Hi, guys! Y'know Mercury is in here?

Webbz: No, he lives inside a computer going through an 8-bit adventure everyday.

Husk.: He won't open the door. We've been trying to get in for ages.

Rainbow Dash: Well, we'll just have to break in.

AnthraX: Rainbow Dash charged into the wooden door and broke it, only to see a 6 foot man laying on his bed. Mercury.

Webbz: Mercury!

AnthraX: Mercury was daydreaming. When he got back to reality....

Mercury: Guys, what are you doing here?

Husk.: Why didn't you open the door?

Mercury: I was daydreaming.

Helion: How are you? I'm okay. My head stills hurts a bit.

Webbz: Now for the real question.. WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUMP OFF A 26-FLOOR BUILDING???

Mercury: Well, after the accident and I was put back together, the doctor, Kursed, I think his name was, said that I had Suicidal Syndrome, known as the SS. Luckily, for the sake of my life, it's highly treatable and easy to get rid of.

Rainbow Dash: Soooo, I hear you're the judge.

Mercury: Yes, after the whole accident, I went back to law school and now, I'm this town's judge.

Webbz: Well, you do know that you'll be deciding a case about KirbySSU.

Mercury: Hm, really? What did he do?

Rainbow Dash: He killed Jennifer Reffinej, Adasio.Suarza and a police troop.

Mercury: He killed her?

AnthraX: Mercury looked at Rainbow Dash.

Mercury: Webbz, Helion, Husk., if you could just leave for a minute, I need to talk to my brother.

AnthraX: They left the room. After the remains of the door closed, Helion and Husk. were snogging while Webbz was playing with her baby.

***◄-DD667-►*** · 19th July 2012, 01:21 PM

Chapter 7: The Talk

Mercury: Sooooo...

Rainbow Dash: I'll break the ice. I'm really sorry!

Mercury: But...why did you do it?

Rainbow Dash: Webbz led me on, I swear!

Mercury: What do you mean?

Rainbow Dash: She led me on to believe that she was single. If I knew she was dating my own brother, of course I wouldn't have had sex with her!

Mercury: Why should I believe you?

Rainbow Dash: Because I'm your brother and you've got to trust me.

Mercury: I don't know.. Webbz was the love of my life. Because of this, I nearly killed myself!

Rainbow Dash: No! You have SS.

Mercury: But that's not the point! You get SS from too much stress in a certain amount of time! And after Webbz dropped the bombshell that I wasn't the father, look what happened!

Rainbow Dash: Oh.

Mercury: Did you even bother to thoroughly think about that?!

Rainbow Dash: Haha, you say thoroughly weird.

Mercury: Do you see me laughing? I'm dead serious!

Rainbow Dash: Sorry, just trying to tickle your funny bone.

Mercury: Whatever! What do we plan to do about this?

Rainbow Dash: Technically, Jiggmin Baby is your nephew so you can always play with him, look after him, etc.

Mercury: But I'm supposed to be the dad, for pete's sake! You should be the uncle.

Rainbow Dash: I know but there's nothing we can do at this moment in time and there's no point in us breaking up over this issue, ok?

Mercury: Hmph, maybe you're right. But seriously, how could she have lead you astray?

Rainbow Dash: She didn't tell me. When she was 5 months pregnant, she contacted me saying I'm the father.

Mercury: We're married!

Rainbow Dash: Yes! We eloped and came back!

Mercury: Urgh, after only 10 days of marriage, I'll be signing the damned divorce papers! And it's because you got lead astray!

Rainbow Dash: Me and my mates went out into the club.

Mercury: So?! What does that have to do with anything?!!!

Rainbow Dash: That's where I met her. She was stripping.

Mercury: Webbz, get the hell in here now!

Webbz: Hold Jiggmin Baby for me, will ya?

Helion: Okay, okay fine.

AnthraX: Webbz entered the room.

Mercury: You! You scum!

Webbz: Excuse me?

Mercury: Just after we got married, you started stripping! I hope that baby doesn't turn out to be like you!

Webbz: I didn't strip.

Rainbow Dash: Admit it, Webbz. That's where I met you.

Webbz: No, I met you in a pub!

Rainbow Dash: No, we met in Club Intimate.

Webbz: Rainbow Dash? Why are you lying?

Rainbow Dash: I'm not. That's where we met. In Club Intimate. I even took a picture.

AnthraX: Rainbow Dash showed Webbz and Mercury the picture.

Webbz: I don't remember doing this.

Rainbow Dash: So you shouldn't. After you had Jiggmin Baby, you fell unconscious. That may be why you don't remember previous events.

Mercury: And that event ruined my life!

Webbz: Oh.

Rainbow Dash: So Mercury, I truly am sorry and I will do my best to regain your trust and respect for you again.

Mercury: Okay, lemme get something I need to say out before I explode.

Mercury: The amount of idiocy you must have must be overwhelming.

Rainbow Dash: ...Mercury?

Mercury: How could that woman trick you? You've seen her before when I bring her to your house!

Rainbow Dash: ....She...She looked different.

Mercury: What, with make up? You could've seen it was her! What did she say her name was at the club?

Rainbow Dash: Webbzster.

Mercury: .... You are an naive idiot. There's no helping you. All the signs were there that it was her and yet you still have sex with her? You're an disgrace of an brother!

Rainbow Dash: I'm...I'm sorry.

Mercury: Well, sorry don't cut it! I was waiting months for that baby only to realize that the biological father was my naive brother?!

Rainbow Dash: She..She said you could still be the father. You chose not to.

Mercury: Why would I do that when the real father is right here, stealing my wife! Oh yeah, and as for it, I'm calling the divorce solicitors first thing tomorrow. I don't want anything to do with you or that prostitute.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, stop. I understand that you're mad. But seriously, fighting will get us nowhere. You've got to learn to trust to me.

Mercury: But how? You slept with my wife!

Rainbow Dash: Listen, just hear me out, ok?

Mercury: I already heard you!

Rainbow Dash: Please.

Mercury: Fine.

Rainbow Dash: Me and my mates were going to Club Intimate to pull a girl. When we arrived, we went to the Strip Area and I gazed over this beautiful ginger-haired girl. She told me nothing about relationships, she said she was single all her life. And you don't know just how much make-up she put on that day. If you look at the picture I showed you earlier on, can you see that it's Webbz?

AnthraX: Mercury thoroughly listened and then looked at the picture yet again.

Mercury: Well, no.

Rainbow Dash: Exactly. So there was no way that I could think that was Webbz. I was clueless.

Mercury: Well, you've certainly regained my trust.

AnthraX: Mercury and Rainbow Dash hugged each other and done their signature handshake. After that...

Rainbow Dash: Webbz, I think you should leave.

Webbz: Okay...

AnthraX: So then, smiles appeared on Rainbow Dash and Mercury's faces and they engulfed themselves in a conversation. It was as if everything was back to normal. Meanwhile outside...

Helion: Webbz, I didn't know you were a stripper! I bet you were pretty darn good!

Husk.: Excuse me?

Helion: No, she was bad, she was bad!

Webbz: It's something I'm not not proud of. It nearly split 2 brothers apart. And my poor baby's not gonna have an uncle probably..

Husk.: Well, don't expect your relationship with Mercury and even Rainbow Dash to be repaired overtime. It's gonna take work.

Webbz: I know, and I'm prepared to do it for the sake for my baby.

Helion: Husk.? Let's go.

Husk.: Why?

Helion: Oh, I think you know why!

Husk.: Oh, Helion, you rascal!

AnthraX: Helion swept Husk. off her feet and ran off into the moonlight. Meanwhile, Webbz was thinking...

Webbz: (Oh, what have I done? I'm in a real rut now. I bet they both hate my guts. There has to be some sort of way I can fix this. My baby needs its father and uncle. Without, it won't experience life to the fullest. Soon, he'll grow strong and I'll lose control and I'll need fatherly figures to help me through that and keep him on the right track. Ooh, what am I gonna do?)

Chapter 8: Crime Time

AnthraX: The day has arrived. Werty was forcing Kirby step by step.

KirbySSU: Argh! Not so hard!

Werty: Shut up, you idiot!

KirbySSU: (Ass.)

AnthraX: Werty undone one of Kirby's handcuffs.

KirbySSU: What are you doing, you fool?

Werty: I'm going to the restroom. So a reprobate like you doesn't escape, I'm putting the handcuff on a jail cell so you'll be stuck there. Okay?

KirbySSU: You make me si..

Werty: Stop. Your behaviour isn't helping your case.

KirbySSU: Whatever.

AnthraX: Werty handcuffed the jail cell. KirbySSU was unable to move. Werty left for the restroom.

Atom: Oi, you!

KirbySSU: Me?

Atom: Yeah, you Kirby!

KirbySSU: HJow do you know my name?

Atom: It's me, Atom!

KirbySSU: What? You look so different!

Atom: Jail does that to you.

KirbySSU: So, how's life?

Atom: Pretty awful. I'm here for like, 5 more years.

KirbySSU: What did you do?

Atom: I tried to stab someone.

KirbySSU: Oh. Who was it?

Atom: Some guy called Mercury Marsion?

KirbySSU: Well, I'm glad you're here then.

Atom: How very kind....

KirbySSU: Sorry, but Mercury is my friend.

Atom: OK, mind telling it to someone who cares?

KirbySSU: Okay, I'll tell Werty the whole story.

Atom: Don't. I'm sorry. Just being here really gets me angry.

KirbySSU: Well, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Atom: Errr, you can talk. Why are you here?

KirbySSU: For killing 2 people and a policeman troop.

Atom: Woah, that's horrible! How long are you in for?

KirbySSU: My estimated time is 40 years.

Atom: Well, that's your whole life down the drain.

KirbySSU: Maybe, maybe not. I've going to court to sure for hard manhandling. If your case is accepted, the time you do is decreased by 3/4. Meaning I'll only be doing 10 years.

Atom: Well, don't get your hopes up. After what you've done, that is impossible.

KirbySSU: Whatevs.

AnthraX: Werty returns from the restroom.

Werty: Alright, you reprobate!

AnthraX: Werty undone the handcuff and placed it back on Kirby's hand.

Atom: Good luck.

KirbySSU: Thanks.

AnthraX: KirbySSU and Werty went into the courtroom. KirbySSU's handcuffs were removed and they each stood at their podiums. Behind Kirby were 2 6ft2 security guards. Judge Mercury was presiding.

Mercury: Order! Jury, you may be seated, audience, you may be seated.

Mercury: So, Officer Werty, what is the problem today?

Werty: I am suing for the killing of 3 people, an attempt to escape from police arrest and the pain and suffering me and my troops went through.

Mercury: Now sir, what is your counter-claim?

KirbySSU: I am suing him for assault.

Mercury: What did he do?

KirbySSU: He grabbed me, pushed my head at the metal jail cell. Look, I've even got this dent.
There's marks all over my legs. There's probably a ton of other stuff. I feel woozy right now. I'm suing for £8472.

Werty: Your Honour...

Mercury: Shut up! Please continue, Mr Utork. Tell me all the things he's done.

KirbySSU: Yes, your honour. When we were in the police car, he wouldn't let me put my seatbelt on, which could kill me in a collision.

Mercury: Officer Werty?

Werty: It's because the seatbelts didn't work at the time!

Mercury: Yet you still drive it?

Werty: Yeah...

Mercury: Well, that is a stupid thing to do.

Werty: I know...

Mercury: Now, what's YOUR claim, Werty?

Werty: I am suing for £10000 for him killling 3 people and going on a crime run.

Mercury: Who did he kill?

Werty: Jennifer Reffinej, Adasio.Suarza and one of my troops.

Mercury: May I see the proof?

Werty: Er....

Mercury: Well?

Werty: I can't find it.

Mercury: Well, then your claim is dis-

Kursed: Hold it!

BloodFury: Stop!

Mercury: Don't talk!

Kursed44: Well, if you want the evidence for the 3 deaths, I suggest you stop talking and listen, judge.

BloodFury: However, we have no proof of the crime run, so that part of the case should probably be dismissed.

Mercury: Well, okay.. Start talking!

Kursed44: Some of you were there when my device scanned Mr Utork's finger, checking if there's any blood from anybody. My results determined that there was no blood that wasn't his.

Mercury: Why would you....!

BloodFury: If you would just let him finish... Anyways, to solve this, me and Kursed met up in his cousin's lab and seperated the blood. We then used Kursed's device to examine each syringe of blood. It determined that Jennifer Reffinej AND Adasio.Suarza's blood was on his finger.

KirbySSU: Hm, I don't recall you taking blood from me.

Kursed44: You were bleeding that day, weren't you?

KirbySSU: Yes.

Kursed: So when the blood dripped off your fingers, I secretly caught it and put it in a bag.

BloodFury: The results are shown on this piece of paper.

AnthraX: BloodFury gave the paper to Judge Mercury.

Mercury: Okay, everything seems to be okay here. Werty, you recieve nothing.

Werty: What?

Mercury: Was it you that provided the evidence for me?

Werty: No...

Mercury: So therefore, Kursed and BloodFury will be splitting the £10000 you were supposed to get.
KirbySSU also has 45 years in jail.

KirbySSU: Do I get my money?

Mercury: Yes, your counter-claim....

Werty: ...should be dismissed!

Mercury: What?

Werty: You just believed him! He didn't provide you with ANY evidence or anything!

Mercury: Well, that is true. Mr Utork?

KirbySSU: I didn't have a camera.

Mercury: Well, I'm afraid your counter-claim is dismissed.

KirbySSU: Dammit!

Werty: Whew.......

Mercury: Jury, your verdicts? Starting with Mr Serendipity.

Helion: I find the defendant guilty.

Mercury: How about you, Miss Shi Tzu?

Husk.: Guilty as charged!

Mercury: Miss Impervious?

Webbz: Guilty.

Mercury: Mr Bowl?

Rainbow Dash: Gulity I find him.

Mercury: And last but not least... Mr Berry Punch.

Rokki: Guilty, guilty, guilty!

Mercury: KirbySSU, you are guilty! Send him to jail!

Chapter 9: Jail

KirbySSU: (Man, look where I am for the next 40 years! I seriously regret it. I didn't need to take their lives away over some girl whom I ended up killing anyways. The punishment is actually fair though I'm suffocating in this small space. If only there was some sort of way I could go back in time so none of this ever happened. Well, this will happen so I'm stuck here.)

KirbySSU: Wait, a spoon! I could dig out of here!

AnthraX: KirbySSU: Immediately started scratching the brick with the spoon.

Atom: What are you doing?

KirbySSU: Trying to get out of here.

Atom: It won't work. People usually die by the time they've broken one brick.

KirbySSU: Oh yeah? You try!

AnthraX: Kirby flicked the spoon over to Atom's cell. Atom started scratching.

Atom: It's working!

KirbySSU: Ugh, give it back!

Atom: No way, howzay!

AnthraX: After 30 minutes, Atom squeezed through a small space and escaped the prison cell. He left the spoon in his cell.

KirbySSU: Dammit, Atom! Officer Werty!

AnthraX: Werty came running.

Werty: What?

KirbySSU: Atom Heart Mother escaped.

AnthraX: Werty dropped his coffee.

Werty: When?

AnthraX: Just now.

Werty: Crap! I can see him. *Speaks on walkie talkie* Troops, get to the Forest of Destiny, pronto! A convict has escaped there! Go, go, go!

AnthraX: Werty sprinted off. Meanwhile...

KirbySSU: (Man, I've wrecked my life. What I wanted to do in life is now forever shattered. The old saying holds true, don't do the crime if you can't do the time...)

Chapter 10: What happened to the rest?

Atom: The police gave up on the search, he escaped.
Explode: He is rotting in the truck which was thrown over Ripper's Cliff to hide evidence of this vulgar endeavor.
Adasio: Snakebite Swamp.
Pinky: Happy. Doesn't care about the death of her brother, derp.
Jennifer: In the Tar Pit.
Mercury: Happy life.
Helion: Got married to Husk.
Husk.: Got married to Helion.
Webbz: Goes therapy regularly.
AnthraX: He left to narrate The Weeping Widow (A Jiggmin's Village Story).
Rainbow Dash: Happy.
BloodFury: Now the shared-manager of the Xarthna Hospital.
Kursed44: Now the shared-manager of the Xartna Hospital.
Werty: Retired.
Named: Happy.
Rokki: Died in a car accident.
KirbySSU: Escaped!

THE END.

AnthraX: The
HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! I MAY MAKE ANOTHER STORY SOON.