Honeytrap [A Jiggmin's Village Story]

[PooZy]

Ok here goes a guess

Babies usually utter their first word after their first birthday, and seeing as how the baby in this story is just babbling I can assume it is anywhere between 8 and 10 months of age. That means that Mercury has been in a coma for 8-10 months, at which point he will have suffered irreversibly brain damage and his muscles will have deteriorated to the point where cannot walk by himself.

[Anti-]

Ok here goes a guess

Babies usually utter their first word after their first birthday, and seeing as how the baby in this story is just babbling I can assume it is anywhere between 8 and 10 months of age. That means that Mercury has been in a coma for 8-10 months, at which point he will have suffered irreversibly brain damage and his muscles will have deteriorated to the point where cannot walk by himself.

I love it when you do that.

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Gonna do Chapter 7 tomorrow.

[Justice]

Gonna do Chapter 7 tomorrow.

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Also, BloodFury, who only has like 3 lines so far, will have loads of lines in Chapter 8.

[Heliοn]

Bump

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Sorry, been a bit busy.
I'll try to do it tomorrow.

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Bit of Chapter 7 done. Thought it's the least I could do in my busy schedule.

[PooZy]

How was Webbz stripping when she was heavily pregnant?

edit: nvm she can't have been pregnant before she met rainbow dash, I am getting confused over when webbz got married

o_0



edit edit:

NOW I AM REALLY CONFUSED. Rainbow dash says webbz contacted him when she was 8 months pregnant, but webbz gave birth to the baby after 6.5 months I believe. Also Mercury says he has only been married to webbz for 10 days, but if he has only been married ten days then he wasn't married to webbz when she had sex with rainbow dash. Also it means Mercury is better from falling 26 floors after less than 10 days assuming he got married to webbz before he jumped.

[Anti-]

How was Webbz stripping when she was heavily pregnant?

edit: nvm she can't have been pregnant before she met rainbow dash, I am getting confused over when webbz got married

o_0



edit edit:

NOW I AM REALLY CONFUSED. Rainbow dash says webbz contacted him when she was 8 months pregnant, but webbz gave birth to the baby after 6.5 months I believe. Also Mercury says he has only been married to webbz for 10 days, but if he has only been married ten days then he wasn't married to webbz when she had sex with rainbow dash. Also it means Mercury is better from falling 26 floors after less than 10 days assuming he got married to webbz before he jumped.

Omg you did it again <3

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Lol.
Sorry if it's too unrealistic.

[Anti-]

At least change that one part:
Webbz gave birth after being pregnant for 6.5 months.
Webbz called RD when she was in the 8th month of pregnancy.

[Heliοn]

Actually, Mercury THOUGHT that thebaby was premature because be had sex with Webbz 6.5 months ago, leading him to believe that he left Webbz pregnant, when, in reality She was already 2 months pregnant by Rainbow Dash. Dunno about the marriage tho

[Heliοn]

****ing autocorrection

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At least change that one part:
Webbz gave birth after being pregnant for 6.5 months.
Webbz called RD when she was in the 8th month of pregnancy.

Will do.

That was just a mistake.

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Fixed.

[PooZy]

Actually, Mercury THOUGHT that thebaby was premature because be had sex with Webbz 6.5 months ago, leading him to believe that he left Webbz pregnant, when, in reality She was already 2 months pregnant by Rainbow Dash. Dunno about the marriage tho

If that was the case, wouldn't mercury have wondered why Webbz was getting all fat for two months?

[Heliοn]

If that was the case, wouldn't mercury have wondered why Webbz was getting all fat for two months?

Mercury is stupid

[Yardvski]

"Suicidal Syndrome, known as the SS"

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Poozy's technicality cracks me up.