the world is going to hell and also paper
hats are good food, also keyboards taste of cardboard
everything is a peice of metal, unless it's actually not a peice of metal
motion is not relative, everything's moving at lightspeed plus however much.
oh, also batteries.
destruction is just the creation of a large hole, or pile of rubble.
and did you ever notice how everything is glowy
really weird isn't it
eating dirt is similar to drinking gloves, not particularly delicious
people seem to think that glowy = cool
oh yeah, that's because it's true...
too many things are breakable
and that's not always so bad
touch your screen to achieve absolutely nothing
ok this is the end of the thread