You Are Out of Toilet Paper

**ssrex** · 1st July 2012, 11:02 AM

What do you do when you are just taking a nice dump, but then as you try to wipe yourself, you realize that the toilet paper is all gone? Do you use the special "Sock Technique" or do you just wait until you're dry and pick some up later? What do you do in this situation?

**Justice** · 1st July 2012, 11:03 AM

Text someone and tell them to bring me more.

**PatMan** · 1st July 2012, 11:05 AM

JV has officially run out of things to talk about

**Vav** · 1st July 2012, 11:11 AM

That's why you should take your shits outside.
You wipe your ass with leaves.

**Empoleon** · 1st July 2012, 11:14 AM

wtf is the sock technique?

**Geldisleuk** · 1st July 2012, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by sychocut

wtf is the sock technique?

yh?

**Chai** · 1st July 2012, 11:17 AM

Find a nearby towel?

**nikk2toadfan** · 1st July 2012, 11:17 AM

I use the sock technigue

**X-Ray** · 1st July 2012, 11:26 AM

well usually we still have some toilet paper, just not in the bathroom at the moment, so i either get one of my sisters to get it for me or i walk out of the bathroom and get it myself

**ssrex** · 1st July 2012, 11:26 AM

You should really be able to understand what the special "Sock Technique" is.

**Empoleon** · 1st July 2012, 11:28 AM

i don't

what..

you wipe with your sock?

**ssrex** · 1st July 2012, 11:30 AM

Precisely.

**AreUTalking2Meh** · 1st July 2012, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by sychocut

wtf is the sock technique?

**smash619** · 1st July 2012, 11:44 AM

You use a hedgehog to wipe an ass

**aaaaaaa1234567890** · 1st July 2012, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by smash619

You use a hedgehog to wipe an ass

jennifer

**Sir Laughsalot** · 1st July 2012, 12:08 PM

Go get some napkins or paper towel. Works just as well.

**Chai** · 1st July 2012, 12:16 PM

How about no

**J3NNiF3R** · 1st July 2012, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by smash619

You use a hedgehog to wipe an ass

oh
no
nonono

**J3NNiF3R** · 1st July 2012, 12:19 PM

im a girl
i check if there some

**xXsuper3Xx** · 1st July 2012, 12:21 PM

Ill go to nearest Walmart to buy some :3

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