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    Default You Are Out of Toilet Paper

    What do you do when you are just taking a nice dump, but then as you try to wipe yourself, you realize that the toilet paper is all gone? Do you use the special "Sock Technique" or do you just wait until you're dry and pick some up later? What do you do in this situation?

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    Text someone and tell them to bring me more.

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    That's why you should take your shits outside.
    You wipe your ass with leaves.
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    wtf is the sock technique?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sychocut View Post
    wtf is the sock technique?
    yh?
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    Find a nearby towel?
    NO TROLLS
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    I use the sock technigue
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    well usually we still have some toilet paper, just not in the bathroom at the moment, so i either get one of my sisters to get it for me or i walk out of the bathroom and get it myself
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    Ultimate Member ssrex's Avatar
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    You should really be able to understand what the special "Sock Technique" is.

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    i don't

    what..


    you wipe with your sock?

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    Precisely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sychocut View Post
    wtf is the sock technique?

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    You use a hedgehog to wipe an ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by smash619 View Post
    You use a hedgehog to wipe an ass
    jennifer

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    Go get some napkins or paper towel. Works just as well.
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    How about no
    NO TROLLS
    UNDER THE BRIDGE
    FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

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    Quote Originally Posted by smash619 View Post
    You use a hedgehog to wipe an ass
    oh
    no
    nonono

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    im a girl
    i check if there some

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    Ill go to nearest Walmart to buy some :3

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