i hate comics

[Viagra Perfectionist]

i once made a comic. i hated it. then i said "how about another?"
i hated that one too.
So, I'm going to make a comic that will be guided only by the way my hand feels like going.
Comic One:
i didn't feel like making this comic and gave up half way through
Comic Two:
i refer to this comic as comic four sometimes.

Comic Three:
this one comes with free butter

[Andaya]

rofl

[Harbinger]

Wait what?

[Desteroy]

What

[a zorref kid]

i like comics

[thepro1998]

idgi

[PheonixGen12]

i like comics too

[Viagra Perfectionist]

Comic Four:
ha ha ha yeah she's perfect

[PinkyWoman]

lolol

Best comics evr

[Viagra Perfectionist]

Comic Five:
in which i give the cat a goal

Comic Six:
this one doesn't have a punchline

[Viagra Perfectionist]

Comic Seven:
this comic will be represented by a rant

i kind of wonder exactly why i'm even sitting here drawing a comic on a forum full of people that i hate beyond all reason to get a couple of thanks. sometimes i create a story or something intending for it to unfold in a meaningful way, but putting meaning in something so meaningless seems so stupid, so i always give up. what ever happened to the days where i actually had fun drawing? i guess browsing deviantart, reading mspa and watching cartoons has made me jealous of the fact that some people can put a pen on paper and let real beauty flow from it, and they can create drama with their minds as if it's all a joke. i wonder, what if someone did the opposite, just to make fun of all the people who don't have anything else to do, maybe as a lighthearted joke or as something bigger, to mock all artists everywhere. would that person be a genius, or a jerk? maybe i could meet that person and they would tell me what it's like to know exactly to be at the center of infamy.

you know what? this forum really is scraping the bottom of the barrel. in fact, the whole internet is. i remember that i first started getting on the internet when i was 6. my brother introduced me to runescape. it was amazing, making friends, fighting chickens, doing quests. i haven't had so much fun since then. now runescape is a huge heap of trolls and ponyfags. no game i play can really bring me what i want in life, which is companionship. i really want to be able to maybe get a ragtag group of friends, chat with them often, and play games like diablo 3 with them here and there, grinding and having laughs. there could be a hilarious black guy and some nerdy chick who always competed with the cutest girl at school. but really, that kind of stuff doesn't come to a person unless they try, but i don't want to have to try, i just want everything out on a silver platter, but you know what? it just WON'T ****ING COME ON A SILVER PLATTER. I DON'T WANT TO EVEN BOTHER BUT I HAVE TO OR ELSE I'LL LIVE A STUPID, MEANINGLESS LIFE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I HATE EVEN HAVING TO BOTHER WITH MAKING AN IMPRESSION. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET OVER IT AND BE FRIENDS?! **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****!

[Nikolaj]

You've heard of Pictures for Sad Children, yes? It's pretty much the zenith of the kind of comic you're talking about.

[Viagra Perfectionist]

You've heard of Pictures for Sad Children, yes? It's pretty much the zenith of what you're talking about.

yeah i read it often too bad john campbell rarely updates it. at least he does a lot of stuff on his tumblr.

[Viagra Perfectionist]

Comic Eight:
the one where kittles dies

[J3NNiF3R]

touching

[named444]

Erm... Nice comics?

[fastfoodcac1]

I admire you.

[Viagra Perfectionist]

I admire you.

then unban me from your god darn server ya munchkin

[fastfoodcac1]

then unban me from your god darn server ya munchkin

I don't own or have power in the coffee house server, nor am I aware of what has happened... talk to tipred though :/

[Viagra Perfectionist]

I don't own or have power in the coffee house server, nor am I aware of what has happened... talk to tipred though :/

i've been banned on every jv server. don't you have your own?