What if I said Poozy and Rammjet?
Luna and celestial. Huuuurrrdurrrrrrr
Do people seriously name their boobs?
Pirate had a nice name for them. XD
Bob and Boob
The Heaven shall not be given
You guys are so stupid, just naming your boobs in a heartbeat. You really have to think over what you are going to name them. Like what if your parents just chose a shitty name for you that you had to have for the rest of your life? What if your name was "baby" as a baby? You would still be called baby today. And the next day, and the next day, ect. You guys really have to think deeply about this subject. So, what best describes your boobs? Small? Big? Ugly? Attractive? If you are going to give your boobs a name, take what best describes your boobs into consideration. As you all know, I am a male, so I would have "manboobs". Those are very, very small boobs. They aren't very attractive for most people. Some people can say that they have attractive man boobs though because it is true, but to be honest most people's manboobs are ugly. UGLY. So, I should take names that I think of when I think of short and ugly into consideration. I do have to remember that we all have 2 boobs, so they both get a separate name. Men are also sexually attracted to some people's boobs. Most of that has to do with personal opinion though. Honestly, I think that most men like big boobs. So, if that is the case, most men hate their own boobs! I bet at least 99% of men do not even name their manboobs. What a disgrace! So now on the list I have to think of small, ugly and hated. It's no fair because women get better names than men do. But I have to remember that we have freedom of speech here, so I guess people can think what they want to think about boobs. They can even name their boobs something very dumb. I'm just trying to help you guys. Well, now it's time to think of my names for my manboobs. Let me think... small... ugly... hated... I can't really think of a good one right now. Sorry guys, but I am going to have to think about this later. It really requires some very deep thinking. Sadly, knowing you guys you probably aren't even reading this right now, and won't even take my advice. (By the way, most of this was a joke post, but I am still going to take my own advice xD)
I call them Monster and Cat