40 year old woman gets high on pvc, eats someone's face and makes the bus driver cry.

[Rammjet]

Yesterday, in Atlanta, Perm Russia, a 40 year old woman called Sarah Palinsky got high on PVC, and after waiting a few minutes immediately chased down a wild latvian and attempted to eat his face. It's been suggested that she was actually the man's husband, attempting to kiss him, but these stories are felatious, and our best sauces suggest she is probably a new form of Zombie fueled on Poly-Vinyl-Chloride!

As if this wasn't enough she proceeded to catch a bus and refuse to shit in a priority seat kindly offered to her by a girl from singapore, in light of her temporary zombie-ism, which made the bus driver cry.

Obviously this event, which was very accurately brought to you by the internet, is ready to be prescribed with your specific moral judgement! How do you think this woman should be bullied over the internet- should we all send her flamey emails or try to suspend her gym membership?

The bus driver, called Ivan Amandasnog, has been so traumatically affected that he needs money from you! Yes that's right a donation fund for him to get a name change has been set up and currently stands at $300,000 [zimbabwean dollars], which you must donate to unless you are a heartless monster who thinks PVC zombies can willfully deny their rightful sites of defecation on a bus!

For shame! Now let the hate begin!

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LOL, oh you

[usb hub]

I donate the Post Quick Reply button.

[Synyster]

pahaha :3

I donate usb hub

[Rammjet]

I donate the Post Quick Reply button.

He can change his name to 'Justin Syjobutt' now, god bless you sir!

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He can change his name to 'Justin Syjobutt' now, god bless you sir!

lol

[Rammjet]

lol

Don't be so critical- people don't choose their names. D:

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Don't be so critical- people don't choose their names. D:

Oh, butt I thought he did... no, not a typo, LOL

[Tiger]

lol

o u silly boi

[Harbinger]

I don't even...

[Nikolaj]

She also abused the child from Singapore on the bus, assumedly because the child did not how to catch ball.

For shame.

[Glow In The Dark]

LOL, PVC is plastic

[usb hub]

Yesterday, in Atlanta, Perm Russia, a 40 year old woman called Sarah Palinsky got high on PVC, and after waiting a few minutes immediately chased down a wild latvian and attempted to eat his face. It's been suggested that she was actually the man's husband, attempting to kiss him, but these stories are felatious, and our best sauces suggest she is probably a new form of Zombie fueled on Poly-Vinyl-Chloride!

As if this wasn't enough she proceeded to catch a bus and refuse to shit in a priority seat kindly offered to her by a girl from singapore, in light of her temporary zombie-ism, which made the bus driver cry.

Obviously this event, which was very accurately brought to you by the internet, is ready to be prescribed with your specific moral judgement! How do you think this woman should be bullied over the internet- should we all send her flamey emails or try to suspend her gym membership?

The bus driver, called Ivan Amandasnog, has been so traumatically affected that he needs money from you! Yes that's right a donation fund for him to get a name change has been set up and currently stands at $300,000 [zimbabwean dollars], which you must donate to unless you are a heartless monster who thinks PVC zombies can willfully deny their rightful sites of defecation on a bus!

For shame! Now let the hate begin!

Was it an electric, diesel, petrol powered bus? WHAT?!?! srs environmental factors could be involved!!

I seemed to ahve broken the bold italic underlined thing by adding 9001 bold italic underlined thingies. oh well. I'll make it blue.

[Rammjet]

Was it an electric, diesel, petrol powered bus? WHAT?!?! srs environmental factors could be involved!!

I'll haved you know it's environmentally friendly because it used biofuels- yep diced orangutans and chimp feet.

[demonic banana]

its the zombie apocalypse
fo shure

[Rammjet]

LOL, PVC is plastic

and a very harmful drug too!

[Lightnin!!!]

and a very harmful drug too!

YOU are a very harmful drug.

That's right kids, don't do Rammjet.

[thepro1998]

Yesterday, in Atlanta, Perm Russia, a 40 year old woman called Sarah Palinsky got high on PVC, and after waiting a few minutes immediately chased down a wild latvian and attempted to eat his face. It's been suggested that she was actually the man's husband, attempting to kiss him, but these stories are felatious, and our best sauces suggest she is probably a new form of Zombie fueled on Poly-Vinyl-Chloride!

As if this wasn't enough she proceeded to catch a bus and refuse to shit in a priority seat kindly offered to her by a girl from singapore, in light of her temporary zombie-ism, which made the bus driver cry.

Obviously this event, which was very accurately brought to you by the internet, is ready to be prescribed with your specific moral judgement! How do you think this woman should be bullied over the internet- should we all send her flamey emails or try to suspend her gym membership?

The bus driver, called Ivan Amandasnog, has been so traumatically affected that he needs money from you! Yes that's right a donation fund for him to get a name change has been set up and currently stands at $300,000 [zimbabwean dollars], which you must donate to unless you are a heartless monster who thinks PVC zombies can willfully deny their rightful sites of defecation on a bus!

For shame! Now let the hate begin!

LOL. My thread.

[Husk.]

Oh, butt I thought he did... no, not a typo, LOL

*looks at your name*

If you didn't choose it, your mother must have hated you...

[Rammjet]

YOU are a very harmful drug.

That's right kids, don't do Rammjet.

Side effects may include internet addiction and an increased tendency to produce parody threads.