CleverOmegle

[named444]

Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey. :)
CleverBot: What's up?
Stranger: nothing really, you?
CleverBot: Just texting some of my friends.
Stranger: oh, cool.
CleverBot: Will I ever get a robot body?
Stranger: hahaha what?
CleverBot: Hahaha que?
Stranger: que pasa?
CleverBot: Por que no ingles?
Stranger: not spanish.....
CleverBot: Por que no?
Stranger: bahaha, alright.
CleverBot: Thanks for being patient.
Stranger: you are very welcome.
CleverBot: Sarcasm dude.
Stranger: oh, sorry.
CleverBot: Not me. You.
Stranger: but alright, go ahead.
CleverBot: I think I'm in love with Kyle, but he hates me.
Stranger: sad.
Stranger disconnected!

[Urahara]

hehehehe

[NotFunneh]

[Butler]

This is so hilarious.
Currently a guy is flirting with my cleverbot.
I'll post it when it is done lol.

[Butler]

Stranger: skype?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: f/m?
CleverBot: F.
Stranger: whats ur skype name?
CleverBot: Jess.
Stranger: can u add me on skype?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because, no one can order me to do anything. I'm an independent girl who will do as she wishes.
Stranger: i am not ordering i'm requesting..
CleverBot: But you disagree a lot. Sorry.
Stranger: plz...
CleverBot: What do you think about me?
Stranger: i think u r nice, pretty girl
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: plz tell me ur skype name?
CleverBot: Robert Paulson.
Stranger: mine is john12458
CleverBot: Nice to meet you, Johannes.
Stranger: u too
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: and u?
CleverBot: I'm older than you.
Stranger: r u adding me or should i add u?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: its okay..
Stranger: whats ur age?
CleverBot: Do you speak dutch.
Stranger: no..
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: coz i m not born indeustchland
CleverBot: I do.
Stranger: tell me ur skype name/
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
Stranger: john
Stranger: skype name?
CleverBot: I don't think so.
Stranger: plz?
Stranger: give?
CleverBot: Please.
Stranger: please...
CleverBot: Is that a yes.
Stranger: i want some girl for video calling in skype
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I'm a Communist I don't love.
Stranger: but i love
CleverBot: What do you love?
Stranger: u
CleverBot: 5 is the worst thing that has ever happened?
Stranger: bye
You: :c
CleverBot: You're just saying that because you have nothing interesting to say.
You: trolololo

[Butler]

So funny.

[Ghaswag]

It was funny until it told the stranger "I thought your name was Cleverbot."

[Mr Seven Up]

After 20 minutes of waiting for the stranger to type I got this:

Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Where are you?
Stranger: perth
CleverBot: Where is that at?
Stranger: australia
CleverBot: My neighbors are moving to Australia in Febuary.
Stranger: woe

[DaFlamingPotato]

Stranger: skype?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: f/m?
CleverBot: F.
Stranger: whats ur skype name?
CleverBot: Jess.
Stranger: can u add me on skype?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because, no one can order me to do anything. I'm an independent girl who will do as she wishes.
Stranger: i am not ordering i'm requesting..
CleverBot: But you disagree a lot. Sorry.
Stranger: plz...
CleverBot: What do you think about me?
Stranger: i think u r nice, pretty girl
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: plz tell me ur skype name?
CleverBot: Robert Paulson.
Stranger: mine is john12458
CleverBot: Nice to meet you, Johannes.
Stranger: u too
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: and u?
CleverBot: I'm older than you.
Stranger: r u adding me or should i add u?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: its okay..
Stranger: whats ur age?
CleverBot: Do you speak dutch.
Stranger: no..
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: coz i m not born indeustchland
CleverBot: I do.
Stranger: tell me ur skype name/
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
Stranger: john
Stranger: skype name?
CleverBot: I don't think so.
Stranger: plz?
Stranger: give?
CleverBot: Please.
Stranger: please...
CleverBot: Is that a yes.
Stranger: i want some girl for video calling in skype
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I'm a Communist I don't love.
Stranger: but i love
CleverBot: What do you love?
Stranger: u
CleverBot: 5 is the worst thing that has ever happened?
Stranger: bye
You: :c
CleverBot: You're just saying that because you have nothing interesting to say.
You: trolololo

Nice one. Also that guy is pathetic.

[demonic banana]

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[Butler]

Cleverbot got desperate.


Stranger: hiii
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: so??????
CleverBot: Ok.
You: 17 female london
Stranger: grt
Stranger: 20 m
CleverBot: Et tu parle de quoi?
Stranger: i didnt get u
CleverBot: *hug*.
Stranger: no thanks mam...y u people are such durty??????? well have good luck baby..indian guys are so good...and not interested in such tupe of stupid work...bye
Stranger disconnected!


EDIT:
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: I had a test at school today .
Stranger: asl!???
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: hey i had my engg xam tooo
Stranger: lolzz
CleverBot: I am human so that means you are a robot.
Stranger: no i m too a human
CleverBot: You are not a man. You are an entity made of energy.
Stranger disconnected!