Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?

[PatMan]

'An object or device for producing musical sounds'

A dead weasel therefore isn't an instrument, whereas a guitar is.

Define 'musical sounds'

[Rammjet]

Define 'musical sounds'

If you specifically create a devide to make sounds you deem musical it is an instrument, even if it's smashing a jar of mayo.

However mayo itself is not inherently a device for the production of sounds deemed musical. >:C

[ClassyElephant_]

When i hear someone playin the mayo, i think

"dis gon b gud"

[Chai]

Mayonnaise is obviously a brass instument played by the aborigines, the indigenous people of Australia.

[-[DARK]-]

What about Horse Radish?

[Legend]

!!!!

[PatMan]

If you specifically create a devide to make sounds you deem musical it is an instrument, even if it's smashing a jar of mayo.

However mayo itself is not inherently a device for the production of sounds deemed musical. >:C

you can gargle it

[X-Ray]

hi JENNiFER huehuehuehuehue

[Mars]

hi JENNiFER huehuehuehuehue

"Thanks to my new Macbook, I started a Garage Band!"

/dunno fail attempt at a pun.

[X-Ray]

but yes mayonnaise is an instrument

[Tank Titanium]

Mayonnaise is obviously a brass instument played by the aborigines, the indigenous people of Australia.

What I thought of when I read that part:

[Mfdom]

I am quite proficient with the mayonnaise. I can play "moonlight sonata", the "nutcracker", and of course the "spongebob theme" on the mayonnaise. This is by far one of the hardest instruments to learn.

[Bastet]

No it doesn't, now get in my kitchen.

Ew, why would you want him in your kitchen if he thinks mayo tastes good on a sandwich. Gross. He has bad sandwich judgement. D:<

[named444]

[Chai]

The mayonnaise is indeed a brass instrument but when played it is either struck on the top or the bottom with a spoon as if it were a percussion instrument.
It is also an ideal topping for a sandwich, another brass instrument played by the aborigines.

[Tri Oxide]

'An object or device for producing musical sounds'

A dead weasel therefore isn't an instrument, whereas a guitar is.

Now that is an opinion, sir.

[Surprised Patrick]

nuff said
(we also discover that horse radish is not an instrument too)

[Chai]

nuff said
(we also discover that horse radish is not an instrument too)

This is culturally incorrect.
This is an insult to the aborigines and you bring shame and dishonor to your family's name.
NO MORE MAYONNAISE FOR YOU!!! >:C

[Chryanic]

Yes.

Hit the mayonnaise bottle.

[Rammjet]

you can gargle it

That's not an inherent purpose of the mayo.