Anti-jokes

[Chai]

Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value.

Example: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side

Example: Q: How do you get a clown of a bike?
A: Hit him with an ax




Asdf movies also contain many anti-jokes.
Anyways...


Post funny anti-jokes and stuff.
Dead baby jokes are anti-jokes btw.

[Hipponator]

I don't think this thread belongs in this section... Maybe Village Games.

[Jerevand]

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

[Zelexion]

Why did I make this joke?
dead babies.

[named444]

What did the leaf say to the branch?

Nothing, nature can't talk.

[smash619]

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a photographer?





3 missing limbs

[Chai]

I don't think this thread belongs in this section... Maybe Village Games.

Oops accident

[Urahara]

What has 100 eyes but can't see?

50 blind chickens.

[Chai]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.
(Yes, this is the joke)

[smash619]

What do you get when you cross a fertilized egg with 3 months?








An abortion

[Urahara]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.
(Yes, this is the joke)

A dog walks into a bar...
because someone left the door open.

[Rammjet]

Why didn't the audience laugh at the anti joke?
It wasn't funny.

[Chai]

A dog walks into a bar...
because someone left the door open.

I horse walks into a bar.
Many people get up and leave realizing the potential danger of the situation.

[ClassyElephant_]

Why didn't the audience laugh at the anti joke?
It wasn't funny.

*rimshot*

[ponk]

Why did I make this joke?

Because Chaisson told me to

[imgood*]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?" What did the horse say?



Nothing, because horses do not have the capability to understand or speak English. The horse gets confused about its surroundings and walks away.

[0425]

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car
Get in the car

[~▲†▲~]

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream?
She got hit by a bus.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Suzy.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.

Why wasn't John invited to the party?
John has been dead 5 years.

Why was the little boy upset?
He was on fire.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day?
Having AIDS.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.

[Chai]

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.