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    The small intestine of a diabetic mountain goat.

    Remember what you said about being a friend now?
    The movement in her hips strikes the hour when the poison sets in
    How do you wake?
    How do you sleep at night?
    Remember what you said

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    a truckload of un-used CD/DVD's

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    Using the intestine, I can tie several CD's/DVD's together to create a small raft.

    ..Which would sink instantly.

    Remember what you said about being a friend now?
    The movement in her hips strikes the hour when the poison sets in
    How do you wake?
    How do you sleep at night?
    Remember what you said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightnin!!! View Post
    Using the intestine, I can tie several CD's/DVD's together to create a small raft.

    ..Which would sink instantly.
    I would've used the plane to fly away and eaten the guts for food and watched the dvd's to stop being bored.



    Anyway, a pot of envelope glue.

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    A cheese slicer.
    Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    I would've used the plane to fly away and eaten the guts for food and watched the dvd's to stop being bored.



    Anyway, a pot of envelope glue.
    Well sorry if I can't fly a plane.. I'm just trying to be realistic here.

    A cheese toastie.

    Edit: Well that was creepy as all hell, me and Yak both mentioned a cheese related product.

    Remember what you said about being a friend now?
    The movement in her hips strikes the hour when the poison sets in
    How do you wake?
    How do you sleep at night?
    Remember what you said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightnin!!! View Post
    Well sorry if I can't fly a plane.. I'm just trying to be realistic here.

    A cheese toastie.

    Edit: Well that was creepy as all hell, me and -Shadowfax- both mentioned a cheese related product.
    Fixed.

    I would stick the cheese slicer into a sharks back, then glue it so it won't fall out. Then I'd sit back and eat the cheese toasties enyjoing the trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Shadowfax- View Post
    Fixed.

    I would stick the cheese slicer into a sharks back, then glue it so it won't fall out. Then I'd sit back and eat the cheese toasties enyjoing the trip.
    I just saw a Yak and therefore assumed it was Yak, and not a Yak impersonator.

    A pool of bloody coyote urine.

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    a dead man's chest
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    santa hat.

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    I would drink the coyote urine, use the dead man's chest as a lifejacket, and hop on the boat, later to die because of the coyote urine. But before then I freeze the ocean and RUN.

    NINJA'D.

    Yawn.
    It started with a whisper, and that was when I kissed her
    And then she made my lips hurt
    I could hear the chitchat, take me to your love shack
    Mamas always gotta backtrack, when everybody talks back

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    a mixture of nitric acid and hydrochloric acid in a ratio of 1 to 3.
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    a giant tomato

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    dip the coin in the acid and stick it in the tomato, the tomato turns into a plane and you fly away

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    a magnet
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    Hey, VM me if you see this

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