Imagine this..

[elbartoishere]

i use the diamond pickaxe to cut down the trees. And since brian have so bad luck, he died when one of the trees fell down. I tied the trees together with his clothes, hair and bodparts, and started floating. On the way, i met some pirates. They wanted to take me as a hostage, and force my family to pay tons of money. But the leader was a girl, and with poozy's handsomeness she started to like me, so she wanted me as her husband instead.. When we got close to land, i jumped into the water, and swam over to safety.

minecraft!!

[Ghaswag]

A copy of Thomas and the Magic Railroad on VHS

[-Shadowfax-]

minecraft!!

Never played minecraft.

A DVD of Michael Jackson's death

[Lightnin!!!]

What the **** am I supposed to do with a copy of Minecraft, Thomas on video and Micheal Jackson on DVD.
I'll crack open the video and use the film inside it to choke myself so I wont die of starvation.


A beetroot.

[Ghaswag]

A bad haircut

[named444]

a twig

[subnet]

computer with internet connection so i can go to somewhere site i get help getting off

[Vav]

a knife

[Red Hackdaw]

Use the computer to call for help by bribing people with a twig and a knife? ;-;

Sand