The Kick In The Nuts

[Glow In The Dark]

And that, my friends, is what happens when nerds that never go out sociliaise on the internet.

f*** you directly to hell

I'm a "nerd who never socializes" and I'm not a complete asshole to every potential female

[smash619]

f*** you directly to hell

I'm a "nerd who never socializes" and I'm not a complete asshole to every potential female

so u tellin me you never go outside and spend your days glued to the computer...

Is that what you sayin bro?

[~Bowl]

Person kicked my balls? Enjoy a broken wrist. Or ankle.. maybe.

so u tellin me you never go outside and spend your days glued to the computer...

Is that what you sayin bro?

sounds like my life.

[RedxWings]

When I spar with other SHORTER partners, I really fear them.

I've got kicked at least in the balls 10 times.

It still has the same feeling as the first time I got hit.

[Bean_Boy]

I knew a kid that wanted to smoke a cigarette. He asked an older guy for one and the guy said yes if the older guy could kick him in the balls as hard as he could. The kid spread his legs and the guy waited for like 30 seconds... and waited...and waited...
kid: JUST F*****G DO -
THWACK!

I cried myself to sleep :'(

[GamerProist]

Ok don't remind I got hit with baseball when I was 11 ;-;

[Chip]

My old girlfriend dumped me because I said she was a little fat and then hit me in the nuts.
Stomach pain never gets worse.

[34attack]

so u tellin me you never go outside and spend your days glued to the computer...

Is that what you sayin bro?

Yes.

LOL i have a story:
k so there was this fat kid who had a crush on me and came up to me and i said i was going to kick him in the balls if he didnt go away
his reponse was "HA my balls are STEEL!"
later that day some kid kicked him really hard and he said "whats the matter? i thought you had balls of steel!"

He likes Duke Nukem.

[demonic banana]

>mean 6th grader who wants to go out with you but you said no angrily punches you in boobs

What do you do?
>scream
>get help from fellow friends
>punch him in his boob
>swift kick in nalls

>>swift kick in nalls

Boy falls on ground making 'GUUUHHH' sounds
You have obtained REVENGE

50 exp points!

got in a fight, guy was acting like a hard, tough gangsta. Swung for my head, drop kicked him in the balls. I won that and i'm not usually in fights.
my description is I got suprise ball punched. It hurt. Alot.

[Light2Shine]

derpxD

[demonic banana]

f*** you directly to hell

I'm a "nerd who never socializes" and I'm not a complete asshole to every potential female

what the hell is a potential female?!

[PooZy]

what the hell is a potential female?!

Everybody

[Lightnin!!!]

When I spar with other SHORTER partners, I really fear them.

I've got kicked at least in the balls 10 times.

It still has the same feeling as the first time I got hit.

Gotta be quick on your feet.
There's a reason they teach you how to block

[Araaon]

people that fight against me try sometimes to hit me here, but I'm reactive, so they can't.

[Rammjet]

people that fight against me try sometimes to hit me here, but I'm reactive, so they can't.

Why you fighting people?

[Butler]

Not every girl wants their boobs grabbed.

Seems I'm doing it wrong.

Some just do it for the sake of it.

^
There's one girl in our school band class, and she's violent for no reason whatsoever, and she's been sent many times to the administration for kicking guys in their testicles 'for the fun of it.'.

[jayjr.]

Ive had somebody force me to smoke ellegal drugs. But it wasnt really painfull.. Except when i inhaled the smoke.

[Shade~]

Getting your hair pulled is hell.
HELL.

I once got really annoyed on the bus, my friends all take the back seats (public bus) and this guy sits next to me and elbows me in the stomach, no one knows he's doing that and keeps saying I have a temper when I punch him back. So I stand up for my stop and kick him in the stomach, everyone laughs and the cycle continues like everyday.

[Ridley]

Ive had somebody force me to smoke ellegal drugs. But it wasnt really painfull.. Except when i inhaled the smoke.

ULIE

I can say that with certainty, because nothing escapes your big brother's eyes.

[jayjr.]

ulie

i can say that with certainty, because nothing escapes your big brother's eyes.

go do yourself some good drugs..