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Egg
I'd say egg because they're would be some wierd loner dinosaur always going QUACK, and then he pooped out some egg with a MUTATED DINOSAUR, and it like, MUTATED INTO A DUCK IAHAIHFDFDISFHSDF, but then, on a faithful night with his lover, he decided, he wanted to make a new race, of what he called CHICKENS, (You know cuz he was with a chick, you know the other duck? GENIUS) so he did that and the duck race slowly MUTATED INTO CHICKENS AS WE KNOW THEM TODAY!
I am such a stupid dork.
He went extinct for my sins? So now your saying he's a dinosaur, not a lizard.Originally Posted by Rammjet
From the writings of Philosoraptor, for HE WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS.
It is written in his holy book, the Book of Ovum, that a cosmic egg did hatch the loving mother, who was scaley in texture and female in gender. She scattered the fragments of the Ovum into the 17 corners of existance, to make the stars, and grew fertile with love for her children.
Where can i find this, "Book of Ovum"?
And no, Dinosaurs didn't go extinct for your sins, Jesus died for your sins!
I wish people would continue talking about this debate.
The dinosaurs were lizards. You have been taught so many many lies, I am not sure if your soul can be saved.
Here is a 50,000th century BC drawing of his holiness, the first of 11 prophets to our great mother.
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Dinosaurs ARE lizards, derp.
You can't find the book of ovum in your infidelic pagan country, but luckily I can teach it to you!
You think a bronze age man's death would repay all of humanity's sin? No, it took the biggest extinction ever!
Of course the great loving lizzard mother is kind and knowledgeable, so she displaced the event in time lest your eyes see the horror of your sin.
Raar!
I might convert.
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That's the problem
You guys don't think everyone can be saved by your "god".
Jesus died for ALL of EVERYONE's sins, and EVERYONE includes you. Look at it this way - Hitler could've gone to Heaven.
Yet you think that since I have a different religion than you, I can't be "saved"?
All of you can be forgiven, saved, and accepted into God's holy kingdom, no matter how many times you insult God.
He loves you with all your heart, and he loves you a heck of alot more than a thousand of your lizard god.
Sneezie, either you're wrong or you're right.
If you're right then nothing will happen
If you're wrong and the booby insect god is real (yes) then you will spend an eternity in hell!
Obviously you should become a believer, you have NOTHING TO LOSE!!! Do it, just in case!
In my religion Hitler went to hell where he deserved to be, I won't support your nazi beliefs!
I thought you believed in the lizard queen
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First of all, he was not a man. He was God in human flesh. God/Jesus died for all of your sins, no matter how big or small
As i've said many times, I believe in the booby insect god. You never listen, you need to open your mind!
If you don't then you are choosing to go to hell.
The mighty lizard mother, will not 'save' everyone for there is no one to save, she loves you all equally with the passion of the seventy sextillion stars she burns to keep you warm.
Our mother does not plan to torture anybody, merely correct their ways and redeem them to the path of love, in this life or the next.
Pfft, get real.
Raar!
Booby insect god....What....Wait, is it single!?
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A religion without a hell?
How can that be all loving?
Ok, now, if i'm right (yes), then I will spent my life in Heaven with the Almighty God. Im not Nazi, I was just demonstrating God's love for ALL mankind, including Hitler, Al Capone, even the people that crucified him.
And if you're wrong, well then, you will spend the rest of eternity in Hell.
I want everyone on this Earth to go to Heaven. It makes me cry when I see non-believers cry out their final words of sadness when the die and go to Hell. Rammjet, PooZy, Spychato, I want you all to go to heaven, and even though i might not be able to convert you, I will still be praying for everyone.
All of you can be forgiven, saved, and accepted into Lizard mother's holy kingdom, no matter how many times you insult Lizard mother.
No loving god would torture their children. D:
The loving lizard God will not torture anybody, she loves you too much.
Ich denke dass Sneezie ein' Nazi ist.
Raar!
**** lizard mother! Am i saved yet?
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You let slip your nazi sympathies, I will not forget that.
Also if you're right you will NOT spend life in heaven because your religion is false!
In either case the booby insect god is so loving that they will find a way to save you, even though you are trying to hard to go to hell. She loves you THAT much. How can you be so cruel as to not believe in her? Your practically a criminal.
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