You believe in a mystical powerful god living in the sky, came from the nothing, and created us.Originally Posted by -Sneezie-
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You believe in a mystical powerful god living in the sky, came from the nothing, and created us.
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Ok, well, my mother is a human, she's normal, and loves me a heck of alot more than a lizard ever will
Aren't you listening?
Godzilla was simply her messenger, who was cast in the shape of her beautiful scaled form!
It was his message of love, which has been cruelly misrepresented by infidels who made false films about his life! For this the japanese will be punished.
The lizzard mother is your METAPHORICAL ANCESTIAL MOTHER, I don't see how you fail to understand that!
The loving lizzard mother loves you to the bottom of all 3 of her hearts!
Raar!
God cannot be imperfect.
Another proof that everything you stand for is a LIEGod can do all things. He just doesn't choose to do all things. This is why he doesn't sin, because he doesn't choose to sinOk, first of all, God is not man.. God can do all things. Also, i don't belive in lies. Obviously, you do.God doesn't even exist dude.
Shall we move this to the "Does god exit?" thread? Or do we continue talking about chickens and eggs?
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He means mother as in god, like you say father to mean god
Also no lizard loves you, only the great booby insect! She is full of squirmy love for every single person, love love love!
Ok, God didn't come from nothing. He was always there. No, he does not live in the sky, he resides in heaven. Yes, he did create us.
Ikr!
She didn't come from nothing, that makes no sense. She came from an egg that was always there.
Raar!
You think something can just always exist? Everything has to come from somewhere. Give me one example of something that never came from somewhere! (apart from your false god belief)
Also SHE created us, not he
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He was always there:
- How is that
He didn't create us.
Also, is She.
Ok, what sort of "bible" do you guys have that supports all of this?
The Big Bang
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The preachings of the great MOTHRA - and anyway, the proof is the universe we live in. What more proof do you need?
You believe the big bang came from nowhere?
That makes no sense at all! And also how can you believe the big bang came from nowhere when god created everything? Your argument and your beliefs fall apart.
Accept the great MOTHRA into your life and know true love!
The bible is a big lie.
@Poll:
dafuq 18 voted for chickens.
From the writings of Philosoraptor, for HE WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS.
It is written in his holy book, the Book of Ovum, that a cosmic egg did hatch the loving mother, who was scaley in texture and female in gender. She scattered the fragments of the Ovum into the 17 corners of existance, to make the stars, and grew fertile with love for her children.
Raar!
From the writings of Philosoraptor, for HE WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS.
It is written in his holy book, the Book of Ovum, that a cosmic egg did hatch the loving mother, who was scaley in texture and female in gender. She scattered the fragments of the Ovum into the 17 corners of existance, to make the stars, and grew fertile with love for her children.
I forgot to flush this down the...
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His lizard-version of the booby insect god may be crude, but the book of Ovum is nonetheless a great book full of wonderful teachings and plentiful milk!
Here is a 50,000th century BC drawing of his holiness, the first of 11 prophets to our great mother.
Raar!
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