Which came first - Chicken or Egg?

[ClassyElephant_]

You couldn't have gotten my belief more wrong.
My sect claims God is a humongous insectoid queen with large and plentiful breasts. This is why insect life forms where the first life forms to be set upon the land in Genesis. They were the angels.




Obviously you've been lied to from an early age

I have not been lied to.

[Rammjet]

Ok, that whole post was a lie. It disgusts me. It is not fiction, it was not written by man (it was translated by King James, recorded by God's chosen prophets to record), and WE HAVE NO LIZARD MOTHER.

Ok, you did get some things confused. Satan was NOT a snake, he used that snake as a way to trick Eve to eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowlege of Good and Evil, therefore, sin entered the world. And if you're saying that Satan is a girl, you got it wrong also.
Also, only God is infinity in HIS compassion and power. And yes, snakes did lose their legs because of punishment

Oh you horrid infidel! How can you deny your loving lizzard mother who bore you for 9bn years gestation?

Snakes are a blessed creature, for it is said by the prophet godzilla:

'Blessed are the snakes for they shall inherit the earth',

they are an interstellar beautiful relic species from the great birthing of the mighty lizzard mother.

[PooZy]

he did not make it inside of him!!! He made it with his hands!!! He made it with his power!!!

God has no hands, she has insectoid claws. These are the perfect instrument for crafting universes, but nonetheless the universe was actually crafted within god. It is completely ridiculous to suggest somebody could make an entire universe using their hands, you're so gullible.

I have not been lied to.

If you have not been lied to then why do you believe in lies?

[ClassyElephant_]

I have one big question about all of this - How did the simple question "Which came first - Chicken or Egg?" spawn a huge religious argument?

[Rammjet]

Poozy is right that sneezie believes in a disgusting LIE, but our mother is not an insect, insects- although holy sustanance of lizzards- are not the deserving object of human worship.

I have one big question about all of this - How did the simple question "Which came first - Chicken or Egg?" spawn a huge religious argument?

Because you're too ignorant to realise God hatched from an egg.

[PooZy]

I have one big question about all of this - How did the simple question "Which came first - Chicken or Egg?" spawn a huge religious argument?

Trying to back down now? I knew you would eventually, I have the booby insect god on my side!

[ClassyElephant_]

God has no hands, she has insectoid claws. These are the perfect instrument for crafting universes, but nonetheless the universe was actually crafted within god. It is completely ridiculous to suggest somebody could make an entire universe using their hands, you're so gullible.



If you have not been lied to then why do you believe in lies?

Ok, first of all, God is not man.. God can do all things. Also, i don't belive in lies. Obviously, you do.

[Lightnin!!!]

he did not make it inside of him!!! He made it with his hands!!! He made it with his power!!!

I get what he's trying to say guys.
He's saying God is a Saurian Mage.

[PooZy]

Ok, first of all, God is not man.. God can do all things. Also, i don't belive in lies. Obviously, you do.

It is naive to believe god can do all things, for god cannot sin.
This proves everything you've said thus far is equally inaccurate.


At least we convinced you god isn't a man

[ClassyElephant_]

Poozy is right that sneezie believes in a disgusting LIE, but our mother is not an insect, insects- although holy sustanance of lizzards- are not the deserving object of human worship.



Because you're too ignorant to realise God hatched from an egg.

He didn't hatch from an egg

[Spychato]

he did not make it inside of him!!! He made it with his hands!!! He made it with his power!!!

God doesn't even exist dude.

[Rammjet]

Ok, first of all, God is not man.. God can do all things. Also, i don't belive in lies. Obviously, you do.

Both you and poozy believe LIES. Infidels!

He didn't hatch from an egg

Then how do you propose god got here? Did she just 'pop' into existance? No!

She emerged from a cosmic egg, which rested dormant in metaphysical time waiting for the opportunity to fill the universe with love and PIETY!

[PooZy]

He didn't hatch from an egg

Then explain why there are stars.
Stars are fragments of the egg that our insect lord hatched out of.

If god didn't hatch from an egg, then how come there are stars? The stars prove us right, the proof is there!

[ClassyElephant_]

It is naive to believe god can do all things, for god cannot sin.
This proves everything you've said thus far is equally inaccurate.


At least we convinced you god isn't a man

God can do all things. He just doesn't choose to do all things. This is why he doesn't sin, because he doesn't choose to sin

[ClassyElephant_]

Then explain why there are stars.
Stars are fragments of the egg that our insect lord hatched out of.

If god didn't hatch from an egg, then how come there are stars? The stars prove us right, the proof is there!

Wait, so your little lizard creature idol hatched out of an egg that was made of burning gas and dust?

[PooZy]

God can do all things. He just doesn't choose to do all things. This is why he doesn't sin, because he doesn't choose to sin

God cannot be imperfect.

Another proof that everything you stand for is a LIE

Wait, so your little lizard creature idol hatched out of an egg that was made of burning gas and dust?

My lord is an insect, not a lizard. Also the egg was made from the stars, not burning gas and dust.

[Chai]

Oh you horrid infidel! How can you deny your loving lizzard mother who bore you for 9bn years gestation?

Snakes are a blessed creature, for it is said by the prophet godzilla:


'Blessed are the snakes for they shall inherit the earth',




they are an interstellar beautiful relic species from the great birthing of the mighty lizzard mother.

Don't talk about peoples moms, yo.
That ain't cool.

[Rammjet]

Wait, so your little lizard creature idol hatched out of an egg that was made of burning gas and dust?

A cosmic egg, and do not belittle your mother, for she will smote you.

[ClassyElephant_]

Oh you horrid infidel! How can you deny your loving lizzard mother who bore you for 9bn years gestation?

Snakes are a blessed creature, for it is said by the prophet godzilla:

'Blessed are the snakes for they shall inherit the earth',

they are an interstellar beautiful relic species from the great birthing of the mighty lizzard mother.

Do you really believe that godzilla made us all?

[PooZy]

Do you really believe that godzilla made us all?

He believes godzilla is the PROPHET
Learn to read


Also he is wrong anyway, the true prophet is MOTHRA