Which came first - Chicken or Egg?

[Rammjet]

umm... can u explain? sorry im not the smartest in the class.

But God is a man because there is biblical reference of God being a He

All men have y chromosomes.

Since God isn't physical they don't have a y chromosome, which means they're a girl.

Furthermore we're all god's children, and no male in nature can reproduce by themselves., whereas some female creatures, like some lizzards, can- so it is a necessity of monotheistic religions that god is a girl and a lizzard, and lizzards hatch from eggs.

[ClassyElephant_]

All men have y chromosomes.

Since God isn't physical they don't have a y chromosome, which means they're a girl.

Furthermore we're all god's children, and no male in nature can reproduce by themselves., whereas some female creatures, like some lizzards, can- so it is a necessity of monotheistic religions that god is a girl and a lizzard, and lizzards hatch from eggs.

Ok, first of all, God didn't give birth to us. He made us, just like he made all of creation. Second, God isn't physical, because he's God, but he was also Jesus, and Jesus was physical, and he was a guy.

[PooZy]

Ok, first of all, God didn't give birth to us. He made us, just like he made all of creation. Second, God isn't physical, because he's God, but he was also Jesus, and Jesus was physical, and he was a guy.

Jesus was Gods son. I don't think that a parent HAS to be the same gender as the child.

Also God is by definition a female. She has no genitalia, she has big boobs and gets pregnant

[Rammjet]

Ok, first of all, God didn't give birth to us. He made us, just like he made all of creation. Second, God isn't physical, because he's God, but he was also Jesus, and Jesus was physical, and he was a guy.

Natural things are born, not made, and why would she want to transform into a bronze age jewish man? Do you have any idea how silly that sounds?

The fossils of dinosaurs are her glorious scaled angels, so there's proof. She is a scaley lizzard who hatched from a cosmic egg.

[ClassyElephant_]

Jesus was Gods son. I don't think that a parent HAS to be the same gender as the child.

Also God is by definition a female. She has no genitalia, she has big boobs and gets pregnant

No, the parent doesn't have to be the same gender as the child, but there is reference that Jesus was a man.
Also, how do you know that God has no genitalia, big boobs and gets pregnant?

[PooZy]

No, the parent doesn't have to be the same gender as the child, but there is reference that Jesus was a man.
Also, how do you know that God has no genitalia, big boobs and gets pregnant?

No Genitalia: God isn't part of a reproducing species, the penis is an organ designed for reproduction. God is perfect and therefore would not have a penis when he doesn't require one.

Big boobs: God is perfect, and everybody agrees that big boobs are perfect. These boobs are of course metaphorical, they are needed to provide milk for mankind (again metaphorical).

Gets pregnant: God is everywhere, therefore when he created the universe it was born from within her. Sounds a lot like being pregnant to me, coincidence?

[Rammjet]

The bible is a slanderous piece of fiction written by infidels to try to daemonise our loving lizzard mother.

It was written by sexist men in the bronze age, who had the nerve to suggest satan was a snake. Snakes, having scales and laying eggs, are one of the holiest creatures, being the descendants of our almighty and loving mother. They don't have legs, not because of punishment, but because their interstellar ancestors had no requirement for them.



Our loving lizzard mother is infinity in her compassion and power.

[ClassyElephant_]

No Genitalia: God isn't part of a reproducing species, the penis is an organ designed for reproduction. God is perfect and therefore would not have a penis when he doesn't require one.

Big boobs: God is perfect, and everybody agrees that big boobs are perfect. These boobs are of course metaphorical, they are needed to provide milk for mankind (again metaphorical).

Gets pregnant: God is everywhere, therefore when he created the universe it was born from within her. Sounds a lot like being pregnant to me, coincidence?

Ok, well, no, he doesn't get pregnant because he didn't give birth to the universe. He made it. He did not produce it. Also no, not everyone agrees that big boobs are perfect, there probably is a person that doesn't.

[~▲†▲~]

No Genitalia: God isn't part of a reproducing species, the penis is an organ designed for reproduction. God is perfect and therefore would not have a penis when he doesn't require one.

Big boobs: God is perfect, and everybody agrees that big boobs are perfect. These boobs are of course metaphorical, they are needed to provide milk for mankind (again metaphorical).

Gets pregnant: God is everywhere, therefore when he created the universe it was born from within her. Sounds a lot like being pregnant to me, coincidence?

i dont

[Rammjet]

Ok, well, no, he doesn't get pregnant because he didn't give birth to the universe. He made it. He did not produce it. Also no, not everyone agrees that big boobs are perfect, there probably is a person that doesn't.

Lol, living things get born, not made, silly. Parents give birth to their children, they don't make them.
The only creatures which can give birth to their young without another parent are female lizzards, so god must be a female lizzard. If you don't think so you'll have to prove it.

i dont

I agree, reptiles don't have breasts, so God doesn't either, she instead nourished her young with the yellow yolk at the centre of our egg, the sun.

[ClassyElephant_]

i dont

Poozy, i told u so

[PooZy]

i dont

You just need to be converted by having gods almighty boobs rubbed in your face

Ok, well, no, he doesn't get pregnant because he didn't give birth to the universe. He made it. He did not produce it. Also no, not everyone agrees that big boobs are perfect, there probably is a person that doesn't.

If you made something inside of yourself bit by bit then you're giving birth. That's what booby god did. Not everybody agrees that booby god even exists, they just haven't seen the light.






edit: remember the boobs are metaphorical so any comparison to the boobs we know is invalid, therefore what Jo thinks is of no matter.

[~▲†▲~]

You just need to be converted by having gods almighty boobs rubbed in your face

but

I agree, reptiles don't have breasts, so God doesn't either, she instead nourished her young with the yellow yolk at the centre of our egg, the sun.

Certain erotic artists would disagree with that

[PooZy]

but

Ok, rubbed on your butt.

[~▲†▲~]

Ok, rubbed on your butt.

No

[PooZy]

No

Ok but remember when you're in hell it's because you chose not to have boobs rubbed on your butt

[Rammjet]

I should explain me and poozy, although we worship the same wonderful lizzard mother, who will summon us to heaven come the day of the raptor (which is imminent), are of different sects.

Poozy is of the mammory mother sect, which interprets Her love as an enclosing and comforting bossom to nourish the universe.

My sect is more literal, and insists that God take the form of the natural lizzards, which she made in her image.

[ClassyElephant_]

The bible is a slanderous piece of fiction written by infidels to try to daemonise our loving lizzard mother.

It was written by sexist men in the bronze age, who had the nerve to suggest satan was a snake. Snakes, having scales and laying eggs, are one of the holiest creatures, being the descendants of our almighty and loving mother. They don't have legs, not because of punishment, but because their interstellar ancestors had no requirement for them. Our loving lizzard mother is infinity in her compassion and power.

Ok, that whole post was a lie. It disgusts me. It is not fiction, it was not written by man (it was translated by King James, recorded by God's chosen prophets to record), and WE HAVE NO LIZARD MOTHER.

Ok, you did get some things confused. Satan was NOT a snake, he used that snake as a way to trick Eve to eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowlege of Good and Evil, therefore, sin entered the world. And if you're saying that Satan is a girl, you got it wrong also.
Also, only God is infinity in HIS compassion and power. And yes, snakes did lose their legs because of punishment

[PooZy]

I should explain me and poozy, although we worship the same wonderful lizzard mother, who will summon us to heaven come the day of the raptor (which is imminent), are of different sects.

Poozy is of the mammory mother sect, which interprets Her love as an enclosing and comforting bossom to nourish the universe.

My sect is more literal, and insists that God take the form of the natural lizzards, which she made in her image.

You couldn't have gotten my belief more wrong.
My sect claims God is a humongous insectoid queen with large and plentiful breasts. This is why insect life forms where the first life forms to be set upon the land in Genesis. They were the angels.

Ok, that whole post was a lie. It disgusts me. It is not fiction, it was not written by man (it was translated by King James, recorded by God's chosen prophets to record), and WE HAVE NO LIZARD MOTHER.

Ok, you did get some things confused. Satan was NOT a snake, he used that snake as a way to trick Eve to eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowlege of Good and Evil, therefore, sin entered the world. And if you're saying that Satan is a girl, you got it wrong also.
Also, only God is infinity in HIS compassion and power. And yes, snakes did lose their legs because of punishment

Obviously you've been lied to from an early age

[ClassyElephant_]

you just need to be converted by having gods almighty boobs rubbed in your face




if you made something inside of yourself bit by bit then you're giving birth. That's what booby god did. Not everybody agrees that booby god even exists, they just haven't seen the light.






Edit: Remember the boobs are metaphorical so any comparison to the boobs we know is invalid, therefore what jo thinks is of no matter.

he did not make it inside of him!!! He made it with his hands!!! He made it with his power!!!