View Poll Results: Which came first - Chicken or Egg?

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  1. #181
    Egg. An advantaged mutation where the species lay the new egg possibly?
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  2. #182
    @the topic

    The line between 'non chicken' and 'chicken', is arbitrary and cannot be reduced to 1 generation in any case, rendering the question futile. It is like asking at what second a boy becomes a man; we all know that boys become men slowly, and that the two words aren't concretely distinct or mutually exclusive in definition.

    It's the same with the chicken, it evolved from earlier bird species which laid eggs- so eggs definitely came first, but if we were to ask 'was the chicken egg or the adult chicken first?', we'd be lost in semantics, because at what point does a non chicken evolve into a chicken; when it's genome is 99.5% akin to today's average bird, when it's 99.7%? Remembering that speciation is such a gradual process we can't use interbreeding as a line to disqualify non chickens.

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  5. #184
    The Creator came first.
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  7. #185
    Quote Originally Posted by OHAIDERE DIS IS DWZZZZZZZ View Post
    The Creator came first.
    In this case, man, who selectively bred jungle foul into what we now call chickens. This however isn't strictly answering the question as much as evading it.

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    Arrivederci!

    i'm gonna leave before this thread gets out of hand again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    Arrivederci!

    i'm gonna leave before this thread gets out of hand again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightsky10 View Post
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  11. #189
    Chicken. Because the chicken inside ate the egg before so the egg won't spawn.
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  12. #190
    The chicken. An egg is just an egg without the rooster to do his job...

  13. #191
    Quote Originally Posted by animebubble View Post
    The chicken. An egg is just an egg without the rooster to do his job...
    Several species produce fertilised eggs hermaphroditically, in any case a rooster can't appear without having hatched from an egg.

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  14. #192
    The egg, chickens aren't the only things that lay eggs...

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  16. #193
    Neither, evil aliens one time can to earth and brought the chickens and the eggs at THE SAME time, eventually the chickens we have today will somehow take over the world! D:

  17. #194
    Imagine if chickens were really sentient beings, the wrath and the anger they'd feel towards a certain species which grows them industrially for the slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    Imagine if chickens were really sentient beings, the wrath and the anger they'd feel towards a certain species which grows them industrially for the slaughter.
    They taste good so who cares?!
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  20. #196
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank Titanium View Post
    They taste good so who cares?!
    I bet you taste good. :3

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  21. #197
    I think it's the violin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    I bet you taste good. :3
    D'awww, you're making me blush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepro1998 View Post
    I think it's the violin.
    ummmmwut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitepro View Post
    Poorly placed meme. GTCO and come back with something useful... okay?!
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    It is for that reason I should be known as an anti-hero.

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