Insanity test Version 3.0

[8363MTR]

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams? At times, but not really, so no.
2. Have you named any part of your body? No. That would be weird.
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch? Actually, yes. 1
4. Do you poop without washing your hands? Not unless if I'm at a public place, but I'll put down yes. 2
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet? Yep.3
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you? Pfft, no. They don't come to life and kill me, but I do heard about a doll that tries to. Look up Robert the Doll, and you'll know what I mean.
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show? Depends on the scene, but I always do that all the time when I'm heading out, so yes. 4
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have? Illnesses, yes. Injuries, it depends. I'll put down yes. 5
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue? Yes? 6
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one? It depends on what kind of utensil they have. If it's permanent, like a marker, then yes, I will. However, if it's like a pencil, then no, I won't. Let's just assume that it is a marker. 7
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it? No. I'm not that cruel to press the button!
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends? No. In fact, I hate them.
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with? I don't think so...
14. Does being insane seem scary to you? Depends on the level and what kind of situation it is, but I'll just put down yes for this one. 8
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers? Would fingernails and toenails count? If not, then no.
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it? No. ;-;
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy? Not all of the times. I know for the fact that I have autism, so I know for the fact that I'm not all that mentally healthy.
18. Is this a good question. YES! XP 9
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies? No
20. Do you prefer being by yourself? At times, but for most of the time, no.
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up? I don't really care on what I think when I wake up, so I believe that might be a yes. 10
22. Are you taking these questions seriously? Actually, except for one question, yes. 11
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination? In a way, yes, because without imagination, then you are just a boring person. Sometimes, other people use imagination to escape their horrible lives. 12
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old? Actually, no.
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe? Yes. (EDIT: For a moment there, I thought it said, "Do you check on the BOTTOM of your TOILET after each wipe.) 13
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy? No.
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human? No. It's equally in my opinion.
28. Do your jokes always fall flat? In a way, yes. 14
29. Have you ever eaten shit? I think I did when I was little... 15
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through? Yes, when I was little. 16

So, 16. What do I get?

"11-20: Youuuuu are the champions, maaah FREEEE-E-EEENDZ. Perfectly healthy!"

...really? I'm kinda shocked about this.

[Mfdom]

I was almost caught by some of these, but they were a little too specific for me to answer yes.

I got a 6

Also I suspect the person who made this test isn't mentally well either...just a hunch.

[8363MTR]

I was almost caught by some of these, but they were a little too specific for me to answer yes.

I got a 6

Also I suspect the person who made this test isn't mentally well either...just a hunch.

Don't worry. All of us are mentally insane on the inside.

[Mfdom]

Don't worry. All of us are mentally insane on the inside.

Thats true... I believe I live in a magical land called Mftopia, and believe everything is a paradox.

[8363MTR]

Thats true... I believe I live in a magical land called Mftopia, and believe everything is a paradox.

And I'm a Kitsune (9 tailed fox) who has a robot as a partner that wants to take over the world and kill all human kind. (At least he won't kill me. ;-; )

[Lightnin!!!]

Questions:

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams?
2. Have you named any part of your body?
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch?
4. Do you poop without washing your hands?
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet?
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you?
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show?
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have?
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue?
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one?
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it?
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends?
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with?
14. Does being insane seem scary to you?
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers?
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it?
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy?
18. Is this a good question.
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies?
20. Do you prefer being by yourself?
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up?
22. Are you taking these questions seriously?
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination?
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old?
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe?
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy?
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human?
28. Do your jokes always fall flat?
29. Have you ever eaten shit?
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through?

Bold means yes.
No bold means no.

10 (I think), so I'm pretty mentally healthy.

[Butler]

18. Is this a good question.

yes

I got a twelve.

[Harbinger]

10, some of these questions don't even make you insane at all.

Yellow is a nice colour, why does it make me insane?

[Lightnin!!!]

10, some of these questions don't even make you insane at all.

Yellow is a nice colour, why does it make me insane?

Yellow is the colour of evil urine, hence, if you like yellow you shall die.

[PooZy]

10, some of these questions don't even make you insane at all.

Yellow is a nice colour, why does it make me insane?

Yellow is a colour often associated with mental problems, blue is a calm and soothing colour.

[bobheadtomato]

14

[-Shadowfax-]

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams? Yes
2. Have you named any part of your body? No
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch? Yes
4. Do you poop without washing your hands? No
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet? No
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you? No
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show? No
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have? No
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue? No
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one? No
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it? No
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends? No
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with? Yes
14. Does being insane seem scary to you? No
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers? No
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it? No
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy? No
18. Is this a good question. No
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies? No
20. Do you prefer being by yourself? No
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up? No
22. Are you taking these questions seriously? Yes
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination? No
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old? No
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe? No
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy? Yes
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human? No
28. Do your jokes always fall flat? No
29. Have you ever eaten shit? No
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through? No

5 points...

[Red Hackdaw]

To lazy to actually look through each question :I

[Bastet]

Yellow is a colour often associated with mental problems, blue is a calm and soothing colour.

Yellow is commonly reported to make people irritable and people who are placed in yellow rooms together are more likely to fight.
I hate the color yellow. :}

[Blαzeth]

[QUOTE=PooZy;2054520][B]2. Have you named any part of your body?
[COLOR="#888888"][B]Chart:

BOB

[fran10]

7...

[AreUTalking2Meh]

5 or 6, I don't remember.

[Firefight]

10

[NyanCat<3]

Seis.

[Yardvski]

Ever wondered just how mentally healthy you really are? Too much of a pussy to get a genuine test? Are you lame enough to sit through answering 30 random questions on the internet?
Yes?
Then this is the thread for you!

Answer the following question truthfully. After you have finished count up how many times you have answered with a 'yes', then admire the chart which matches your score with a sanity rating. Don't forget to put your score in the poll.

Questions:

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams? no
2. Have you named any part of your body? yes
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch? no
4. Do you poop without washing your hands? no
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet? lolwut (no)
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you? no
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show? no
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have? no
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue? no, yellow burns my eyes
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one? no
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it? no
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends? yes
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with? yes
14. Does being insane seem scary to you? yes
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers? no, i want to keep my fingers situated
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it? no
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy? no
18. Is this a good question. yes
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies? i shed a tear whenever somebody dies, so pass
20. Do you prefer being by yourself? yes
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up? no
22. Are you taking these questions seriously? yes
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination? no
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old? no
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe? LOLno
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy? no
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human? yes
28. Do your jokes always fall flat? define "fall flat"
29. Have you ever eaten shit? no
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through? no


Chart:

0-5: Below average, you have a complete lack of curiosity and imagination. yaaawwn.
6-10: You're pretty mentally healthy, look forward to a long and fruitful life!
11-20: Youuuuu are the champions, maaah FREEEE-E-EEENDZ. Perfectly healthy!
21-25: I have received a telegram from Uranus, it's full of shit.
26-30: *ties woman down on train tracks* Open wide, here comes the choo-choo train! "AAAAAAAHHHHH"

underline=my score, i got 8