Insanity test Version 3.0

[PooZy]

Ever wondered just how mentally healthy you really are? Too much of a pussy to get a genuine test? Are you lame enough to sit through answering 30 random questions on the internet?
Yes?
Then this is the thread for you!

Answer the following question truthfully. After you have finished count up how many times you have answered with a 'yes', then admire the chart which matches your score with a sanity rating. Don't forget to put your score in the poll.

Questions:

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams?
2. Have you named any part of your body?
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch?
4. Do you poop without washing your hands?
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet?
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you?
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show?
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have?
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue?
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one?
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it?
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends?
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with?
14. Does being insane seem scary to you?
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers?
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it?
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy?
18. Is this a good question.
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies?
20. Do you prefer being by yourself?
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up?
22. Are you taking these questions seriously?
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination?
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old?
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe?
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy?
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human?
28. Do your jokes always fall flat?
29. Have you ever eaten shit?
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through?


Chart:

0-5: Below average, you have a complete lack of curiosity and imagination. yaaawwn.
6-10: You're pretty mentally healthy, look forward to a long and fruitful life!
11-20: Youuuuu are the champions, maaah FREEEE-E-EEENDZ. Perfectly healthy!
21-25: I have received a telegram from Uranus, it's full of shit.
26-30: *ties woman down on train tracks* Open wide, here comes the choo-choo train! "AAAAAAAHHHHH"

[Shade~]

I got 7
"I SO HEALTHY I'M GONNA CELEBRATE WITH THIS P[OTAT]O

[Kira is Justice]

2

[thepro1998]

19
No u, the test is insane itself.

[*Izi-Blissers*]

No score :'(

[sychocut]

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams? No, but I don't remember some.
2. Have you named any part of your body? Yes.
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch? No.
4. Do you poop without washing your hands? No, I wash my hands.
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet? No.
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you? What toys, I can't find any ;-;
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show? Yes, but I'd never be on a TV show
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have? No, I do tell people
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue? Blue is better
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one? No, I'd be like; "Dude." then just leave it there.
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it? No, they need to produce more tacos.
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends? Lolno.
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with? No, why do that?
14. Does being insane seem scary to you? No.
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers? Goddammit no.
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it? NO.
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy? Yes.
18. Is this a good question. That isn't a question.
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies? I've only been to 1 funeral, and I didn't cry, idk y.
20. Do you prefer being by yourself? HELL YEAH
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up? -.-
22. Are you taking these questions seriously? Yes.
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination? Meh, not really.
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old? No.
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe? Yup.
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy? Naw, man.
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human? It's equal.
28. Do your jokes always fall flat? Not all the time
29. Have you ever eaten shit? No, wtf?
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through? No, but sometimes I do bite myself and tell my friends that a shark bit me.

[Derpface]

Yes, MASTER RACE all the way!

[PooZy]

bamp, must have more results

[Rammjet]

Wow you actually have a normal distribution.

[PooZy]

Wow you actually have a normal distribution.

You're going to look really dumb in a few days when everybody votes insane

[Rokki]

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams? Yes
2. Have you named any part of your body? No
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch? Yes
4. Do you poop without washing your hands? No
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet? No
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you? No...
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show? No
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have? Yes
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue? No
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one? No
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it? Yes
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends? No, they are evil ( but cute ) little critters
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with? No
14. Does being insane seem scary to you? No
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers? Yes
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it? No
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy? Yes
18. Is this a good question. It would be if id understand it ( Yes )
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies? Yes
20. Do you prefer being by yourself? Yes
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up? No
22. Are you taking these questions seriously? Yes
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination? No
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old? No
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe? No
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy? No, but i do hear some kind of noise.
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human? No
28. Do your jokes always fall flat? No
29. Have you ever eaten shit? No
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through? No

Yes:10 No:20

Looks like i'm pretty mentally healthy,and looking forward to a long and fruitful life!

[Agravaine]

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams? Yes
2. Have you named any part of your body? No
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch? Yes
4. Do you poop without washing your hands? No
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet? No
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you? When I was younger I used to.
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show? No
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have? Yes
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue? No
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one? Yes
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it? No
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends? What?
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with? Yes
14. Does being insane seem scary to you? No
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers? No
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it? No. I hate having anything near my eyes. Fortunately I don't have glasses.
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy? Yes, most of the time
18. Is this a good question. No
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies? Yes
20. Do you prefer being by yourself? Yes
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up? No
22. Are you taking these questions seriously? Yes
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination? No
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old? No
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe? This is a really strange question, but yes
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy? No
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human? Yes
28. Do your jokes always fall flat? Most of them
29. Have you ever eaten shit? No
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through? No

Eleven yes, including half "yes"s.

[doubleth!nk]

Ever wondered just how mentally healthy you really are? Too much of a pussy to get a genuine test? Are you lame enough to sit through answering 30 random questions on the internet?
Yes?
Then this is the thread for you!

Answer the following question truthfully. After you have finished count up how many times you have answered with a 'yes', then admire the chart which matches your score with a sanity rating. Don't forget to put your score in the poll.

Questions:

1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams? Yes
2. Have you named any part of your body? No
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch? Yes
4. Do you poop without washing your hands? .....Yes (blushes)
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet? No
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you? No
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show? No
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have? No
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue? No
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one? Yeah
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it? No
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends? Yeah
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with? Yeah
14. Does being insane seem scary to you? No
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers? Yeah
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it? ....A pen once...No I guess
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy? No
18. Is this a good question. Yes
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies? HELL YEAH
20. Do you prefer being by yourself? HELL YEAH
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up? No
22. Are you taking these questions seriously? Yeah
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination?....Yeah
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old? Yeah
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe?....Yeah
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy? No
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human? No
28. Do your jokes always fall flat? HELL YEAH
29. Have you ever eaten shit? Yeah. Really.
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through? No


Chart:

0-5: Below average, you have a complete lack of curiosity and imagination. yaaawwn.
6-10: You're pretty mentally healthy, look forward to a long and fruitful life!
11-20: Youuuuu are the champions, maaah FREEEE-E-EEENDZ. Perfectly healthy!
21-25: I have received a telegram from Uranus, it's full of shit.
26-30: *ties woman down on train tracks* Open wide, here comes the choo-choo train! "AAAAAAAHHHHH"

16.

3rd Highest score so far.

Edit: I'll just say Yes for #16.

[PooZy]

15.

Highest score so far.

The pro scored 19 and I scored 27

[doubleth!nk]

The funny thing is, I've been proven to have a mental imbalance.

[PooZy]

The funny thing is, I've been proven to have a mental imbalance.

When then start doing some more crazy shumf

[doubleth!nk]

When then start doing some more crazy shumf

I do. I have temper tantrums at school, I walk around in circles for an hour, My fav TV show is Dora, I have 25 imaginary friends, I talk to myself, usually without being aware of it, I'm petrified of toilets....

[PooZy]

I do. I have temper tantrums at school, I walk around in circles for an hour, My fav TV show is Dora, I have 25 imaginary friends, I talk to myself, usually without being aware of it, I'm petrified of toilets....

That's completely normal for a 5 year old

[Andaya]

19

[Rammjet]

That's completely normal for a 5 year old

Webbi can do it too with kandoo.