Ever wondered just how mentally healthy you really are? Too much of a pussy to get a genuine test? Are you lame enough to sit through answering 30 random questions on the internet?
Then this is the thread for you!
Answer the following question truthfully. After you have finished count up how many times you have answered with a 'yes', then admire the chart which matches your score with a sanity rating. Don't forget to put your score in the poll.
1. Do you struggle to remember ANY of your dreams?
2. Have you named any part of your body?
3. Do you have any form of nervous twitch?
4. Do you poop without washing your hands?
5. Are you convinced you have an unknown super power that you just haven't discovered yet?
6. Are you concerned that if you don't look after your toys they will get cross and plot against you?
7. Do you change the way you act because you want to look good if someone is watching you on a TV show?
8. Do you avoid telling others about injuries or serious illnesses you may have?
9. Do you prefer yellow to blue?
10. If you're writing on a note pad and someone draws a small dot on the page, would you have to tear out the page and start on a fresh one?
11. If you were given a button that launched a nuke into Mexico, would you press it?
12. Do you agree that spiders are dusty floor friends?
13. Does your personality change wildly depending on who you're with?
14. Does being insane seem scary to you?
15. Have you ever wished that you were missing a leg, or an eye, or a few fingers?
16. Have you ever held a blade to your eye and seen how close you can get it?
17. Do you always claim to be mentally healthy?
18. Is this a good question.
19. Do you find the most insignificant things really sad, but don't shed a tear when someone you know dies?
20. Do you prefer being by yourself?
21. Have you ever wondered if you're the same person each time you wake up?
22. Are you taking these questions seriously?
23. Is the scariest thing you can think of losing your imagination?
24. Does being a brain preserved in a jar seem like a good idea for when you get old?
25. Do you check your toilet paper after each wipe?
26. If you pay close attention, can you hear a high pitch squeal and does your vision go grainy?
27. Is it more cruel to kill a deer than an adult human?
28. Do your jokes always fall flat?
29. Have you ever eaten shit?
30. Have you ever bit yourself to see how hard you have to bite to actually cut through?
0-5: Below average, you have a complete lack of curiosity and imagination. yaaawwn.
6-10: You're pretty mentally healthy, look forward to a long and fruitful life!
11-20: Youuuuu are the champions, maaah FREEEE-E-EEENDZ. Perfectly healthy!
21-25: I have received a telegram from Uranus, it's full of shit.
26-30: *ties woman down on train tracks* Open wide, here comes the choo-choo train! "AAAAAAAHHHHH"