Thread: The Guide To Life

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    Default The Guide To Life

    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO LIFE, K?

    Letters
    a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

    Numbers
    1 2 3... I'm not gonna bother

    WORDS
    "Hi"
    "Yeah"
    "Lol"
    "Haxcor"
    "Minecraft wins"

    use these words all the time, they show domination


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    how to be cool
    be cool


    WHO SUX
    mud sux
    rammjet sux
    ,carlos owns the suxor

    HEY U MAD
    yes u mad


    ILLITERACY
    typ lik dis k,, it shws u hav nt beeeen eductedad be4, k

    BOOBS
    yeah, they're the best

    PUNCTUATION/CAPITALIZATION
    never use this it isnt good and it makes other members think your dum

    GRAMMAR
    are hard

    CARROTS
    THEY CARRY MACHIN GUNS, they b plotting something

    CREDIT
    always take the good things for youserlf, and never give credit to the creators

    COPYRIGHT
    don't give a shit about this

    WEED
    lol, it's bad for you

    POKEMON
    best gba game out, talk about it

    POLITICS
    what gets everyone angry, talk about this to anger people fast.

    MY LITTLE PONY
    IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER, WATHCH IT!! YEAH

    TOONAMI
    has just been revived!

    JIGGMIN
    He's the best bad habit.

    SWAG
    what souja boy wants

    MICHAEL JACKSON
    king of pop

    SWEARING
    this shows that you are the boss and you get extra points if you evade the censor

    LOL
    the most overused word ever, use this so people will like you

    COPPA
    hi

    MINECRAFT
    think it? Build it.

    MARY POPPINS
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    SPELLING
    that's hard too

    THE WUMBLES
    underground, overground, wumbling free, the wumbles of wimbledon common are we.

    HEY ARNOLD
    Hey, Arnold!

    MOZART
    Probably one of the best violinists you'll ever hear, k?

    ONE PIECE
    awesome anime, check dat shit out

    DUBSTEP
    wubwubwubwubwubwub

    SIZE 7
    use this all the time

    RAGING
    Speak in caps, and preferably size seven. Oh yeah, don't forget the excessive exclamation marks that you need to put.

    THE BEATLES
    really good band

    MARIO KART
    unrealistic racing game, it's really good.

    CALL OF DUTY
    shitty lame game.

    VFORVENDETTA
    good movie.

    SPARKWORKZ
    don't go to this site, you might get cancer

    4CHAN
    /b/ and /r9k/, try them out

    CHUCK NORRIS
    always use his name, okay?

    BRUCE LEE
    HE DEFEATED CHUCK NORRIS< OMGOMG!!

    PS3
    very good gaming console, get it.

    GABE NEWELL
    he's fat

    YOUTUBE
    the best way to waste your time

    TEMPLES
    they look cool

    TERRORISTS
    one of them is yak404

    INTERNET
    porn, yep.

    POSTS
    try to get as much as you can, the more, the cooler

    DEAL WITH IT
    *glasses*

    FALCON PAWNCH
    woahhwahwhahwhahhwahwh

    GOOGLE CHROME
    sorry, but use firefox

    BATTERY LEVEL
    check it rite now, then charge it

    SKITTLES
    Taste the rainbow

    SPAM
    try it, it's tasty

    SPY KIDS
    set in 2030

    YOGSCAST
    Be a yognaught

    COMMON SENSE
    never use it

    FALCON KICK
    you just died

    BLUE SCREEN
    yep, windows does not like you

    LITTLE BIG PLANET 2
    woop, awesome game

    KNOWYOURMEME
    never...go...there...too...much...cancer...

    TROLLIN'
    you be doin that everyday

    PLATFORM RACING 3
    has failed

    ROBLOX
    it's shit

    JOB
    you need to get one right now

    IMAGES
    USE THEM ALLL THE TIME

    MEMES
    one of the greatest things on the internet.

    HACKS
    everything can be hacked

    BANNED
    if you get this, your the best.

    BARACK OBAMA
    US PRESIDENT

    TEAM AMERICA
    watch that show right now, okay.

    SOUTH PARK
    better than family guy

    Y'ELLO
    IT REMINDS US OF CARLOS

    LIFE INSURANCE
    injure yourself, claim life insurance, repeat for infinit moniez

    SKYRIM
    really glitchy

    ANT AND DEC
    those two are cul

    CIVILIZATION
    will happen on mars in approximately 9321834912 years

    SOPA
    it needs to go away

    BILLY MAYS
    soap.

    BUMPING THREADS
    it's the best thing to do, do it when you get the chance

    ENDERMAN
    Don't look at their faces, k?

    Nails
    your biting them right now

    CHAIN COMMENTS
    most likely on youtube, they r comments that are repeated often

    TF2
    the game where you always need a dispenser

    WOAH
    That was sick, man!

    CATS
    They are awesome.

    JENS BERGENSTEN
    nice hair.

    WILLIAM SHAKESPARE
    nice outfit.

    SHAMWOW
    All Sham, No Wow.
    Last edited by Empoleon; 4th June 2012 at 05:51 AM.

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  3. #2
    The guide to life is found in a combination of Garfield and Zits comics. They're the best. Then Beatle Bailey.
    I do like Grammar are hard though :3

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    feel free to submit ideas

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    Oh wow this is just...

    I don't know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Twisted View Post
    Oh wow this is just...

    I don't know...
    what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sychocut View Post
    what?
    Hi. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Twisted View Post
    Hi. :3
    yo

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    42
    I made it myself
    I'll work on it again soon I promise

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    I am a good movie, aren't I?! :3

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    I am Jerevand, and I approve this message.
    *claps*
    (Something funny, interesting, or even mildly entertaining should go here, but I can't think of anything at this particular moment.)

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    Cats

    are awesome.
    http://jiggmin.com/-images/customsignatures/sigpic10933_6.gif

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    haha lol



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    shamwow

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    ^added

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    Quote Originally Posted by sychocut View Post
    ^added
    The description should be "All sham, no wow".

    Otherwise, you da man.

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    YESH OH MY GAWD - As quoted by that hobo that keeps trying to sell me opium...
    TheBackgroundCharacter

    Since when was what is here more interesting than what is up there?

    Come on, read the post. This is just a signature existant only to distract you.
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  22. #19
    TEMPLES
    they look cool
    wat, heads arent that cool wait wat u meanb
    I made it myself
    I'll work on it again soon I promise

  23. #20
    Sir, I'm need of a guide to death.
    For True Story
    Stars don't twinkle
    The moon doesn't shine
    Stars don't twinkle
    The moon doesn't shine

    Birds don't sing
    The wind doesn't blow
    To the pure body
    To the perfect existence

    I'm shivering with cold
    I struggle against despair