Got a problem?

[Butler]

[34attack]

Rub some bacon on phone dropped in a toilet. Yummy.

[~Twisted]

I got 99 problems but bacon aint one.

[PooZy]

Oh no, the restaurant gave me the meat-burger instead of the vegetarian one I ordered.

HOW CAN I SOLVE THIS PROBLEM?!

[Butler]

Oh no, the restaurant gave me the meat-burger instead of the vegetarian one I ordered.

HOW CAN I SOLVE THIS PROBLEM?!

Rub some Smart Bacon on it.

[Rammjet]

I love rhett and link. <3

[J3NNiF3R]

I love rhett and link. <3

*rubs bacon on rammjet*

[Rammjet]

*rubs bacon on rammjet*

I'm a vegetarian, so this is a problem.

[J3NNiF3R]

I'm a vegetarian, so this is a problem.

rub bacon on bacon?

[Bean_Boy]

Even though this is better suited as a blog, I appreciate the advice and will seek to use this information in the future.