
Originally Posted by
tank titanium
so the war looks a little bit like this: A race of beings called pats declare war on a seemingly evil army of carrots who threaten to take over jiggmin village. Blueberries and cat armies choose not to take part in the war. As for weapons, bombs that create "mushroom" clouds, cannons that look like "corn cobs" and exploding "jalapeņos" and "cherries" which are later used on the zombies invading the neighborhood, thus calling for an armistice on the pats-carrot war to deal with this zombie threat.
Imagine the veterans of the war telling this story to their grandchildren!