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    Quote Originally Posted by ProClifo View Post
    Is that how she became your ex?
    No, I realised we had nothing in common and that I was going out with her for fear of being alone really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBOX BOUYGUES TELECOM View Post
    but i am a bonsly

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    Crusty.

    Lmfao what a topic. I remember mine <3
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    When did 'sperm' become a verb?

    Applying Dr. Prof. Patrick's grammatical viewpoint, 'sperm' isn't a valid vowel.

    "I sperm, you sperm, he, she, we sperm, spermed, sperming, spermology, the study of sperm."

    See how that doesn't work?

    Remember what you said about being a friend now?
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    How do you wake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    No, I realised we had nothing in common and that I was going out with her for fear of being alone really.
    better love story than twilight

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    Yes, what a coincidence!

    No, but I appreciate whilst that is quite strange that lots of dreams are. x3
    Last edited by aaaaaa123456789; 28th May 2012 at 06:08 PM. Reason: removed quote... feel free to edit/delete post to make it coherent

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    *clueless self below

    So the sperm produced by men is like a woman in the special time of the season?
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    Views conversation. Understands it to an extent. Posts randomly.

    Hi. So we're talking 'bout wet dreams?

    Interesting. I will lurk.
    It started with a whisper, and that was when I kissed her
    And then she made my lips hurt
    I could hear the chitchat, take me to your love shack
    Mamas always gotta backtrack, when everybody talks back

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    Wikipedia, Sir ProClifo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightnin!!! View Post
    When did 'sperm' become a verb?

    Applying Dr. Prof. Patrick's grammatical viewpoint, 'sperm' isn't a valid vowel.

    "I sperm, you sperm, he, she, we sperm, spermed, sperming, spermology, the study of sperm."

    See how that doesn't work?
    How about came?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akiue View Post
    *clueless self below

    So the sperm produced by men is like a woman in the special time of the season?
    Sperm will always be produced, and it's useful for reproduction. A girl's period is only once a month, and it's simply flushing waste out of the female's womb, since the egg hasn't been fertilized by sperm (Insert sex here).

    It's not really the same at all.
    It started with a whisper, and that was when I kissed her
    And then she made my lips hurt
    I could hear the chitchat, take me to your love shack
    Mamas always gotta backtrack, when everybody talks back

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProClifo View Post
    How about came?
    The formal verb is 'ejaculate'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    Wikipedia, Sir ProClifo
    Shall I show you the exit?

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    I think that there is something wrong with rammjets frequent posting in this thread...

    Anyway, I have never experienced this, being a female c:
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    What
    I sperm in my sleep????
    Omfg I'm going to shoot myself

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    im pretty sure wet dreams are caused by blueballs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rammjet View Post
    The formal verb is 'ejaculate'.
    ramm please don't get all sexy

    and I'll tell you a secret

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    inb4lock

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    It's because you get more horny in your dreams more easily than when you're awake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Seven Up View Post
    inb4lock
    Everyone's discussing this maturely, no requirement for a lock.

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