Alrighty, I am quite bored, so I'm gonna give this a try.
This is a story that is written by whoever cares to post in this thread. So basically, Somebody will write an intro, and then the below posters must write a paragraph of equal length, that is somewhat relevant to the above post.
I know people have tried to do these "Neverending Story" threads in the past, but they never worked out that well due to either lack of interest, or the story makes absolutely no sence and becomes inappropriate.
So, to keep it from not working right, I've put some rules in place.
1) The post must be relevant to the above post, and it must MAKE SENSE!
2) There must be at least 5 sentences per post.
3) I don't expect grammar to be perfection.
4) Ever so often I will post a big chunky post containing the whole story up to that point in time, to see if it makes any sense whatsoever.
5) Keep your dirty mind to yourself.
7) Uh, Profit?
8) Any genre will be accepted.
9) Reserves are allowed, just keep up with them.
Now somebody write an intro because I'm lazy....