Beds

[Empoleon]

Do you not realise; that beds are alive? Look, they have 4 legs and always look different everytime you enter the room.
You see, beds were not CREATED, they were sent down from mars with a special micro-chip in them (that gives them life) that we humans have not found yet.

Look. When you're sleeping, you should notice the eerie cries that they emit. This is there way of begging you to get of them. As they have feelings to; they feel the pressure that they get when you sleep on top of them. Beds were originally planned to come together, and destroy Earth while putting humans in eternal sleep, as the Martians couldn't themselves. The humans resistance was strong enough to resist being put into eternal sleep.

What do you think? Did you know about this? I bet you didn't.

[PooZy]

Yes they are alive, assuming the definition of alive is:

Has legs
Don't always look the same
Make noise

In which case grandfather clocks are even more alive than beds

[Empoleon]

Yes they are alive, assuming the definition of alive is:

Has legs
Don't always look the same
Make noise

In which case grandfather clocks are even more alive than beds

yep.

[thepro1998]

Sometimes when you're sleeping, you feel a slight fall. This feeling is caused when your bed absorbs your resistance. If you've experienced 45 times of this, you have lost all your resustance and would highly likely be dominated by Martians.

[thepro1998]

Yes, your resistance has -1.