Bad Translator

[Justice]

From English: Woah, half way there. Oh, livin' on a prayer
To Vietnamese: Woah, một nửa con đường đó. Ồ, Livin ' on a prayer
Back to English: Woah, half way there. Oh, Livin' on a prayer
To Catalan: Woah, mig camí allà. Livin d'Oh, en una oració
Back to English: Woah, half way there. Oh, Livin' on a prayer '
To Chinese Simplified: 半路上那里哇。哦，如同在祈祷 '
Back to English: Halfway there on wow. Oh, and as if in prayer '
To Ukranian: На півдорозі там на wow. Ох і як у молитві '
Back to English: Halfway there to wow. Oh and how in prayer '
To Swedish: Halvvägs finns att wow. Oh och hur i bön '
Back to English: Halfway there to wow. Oh, and how in prayer '
To Danish: Halvvejs der til wow. Åh, og hvordan i bøn
Back to English: Half way there to wow. Oh, and how in prayer
To Romanian: Jumătate drumul acolo, la wow. Oh, şi cum în rugăciune
Back to English: Half way there, wow. Oh, and how in prayer
To Estonian: Poole viisil seal Vau. Oh, ja kuidas palve,
Back to English: Half way there, wow. Oh, and how prayer
To Polish: Połowy sposób tam wow. Oh i jak modlitwa
Back to English: Half way there, wow. Oh, and how prayer
To French: Moitié chemin là, wow. OH et comment la prière
Back to English: Half way there, wow. OH and how prayer
To German: Halbe Weise dort, wow. OH, und wie Gebet
Back to English: Half way there, wow. OH, and how prayer
To Lithuanian: Pusė to, wow. OH, ir kaip malda
Back to English: Half of wow. OH, and like a prayer
To Haitian Creole: Mwatye de wow. O, ak tankou yon lapriyè
Back to English: Half of wow. O, and like a prayer
To Hebrew: מחצית wow. הו, כמו תפילה
Back to English: Half of wow. Oh, like a prayer
To Hungarian: Fele wow. Ó, mint egy IMA
Back to English: Half of wow. Oh, like a PRAYER
To Korean: Wow의 절반입니다. 아, 같은 기도
Back to English: Half of Wow. Oh, like a prayer
To Japanese: 半分うわーの。ああ、好きを祈り
Back to English: Half WOW-of. Oh, love prayer
To Russian: Половина WOW-из. О люблю молитва
Back to English: Half of WOW-of. The love prayer
To Bulgarian: Половината от на WOW. Любовта молитва
Back to English: Half of the WOW. Love prayer
To Turkish: wow yarısını. Sevgi dua
Back to English: wow half. Love prayer
To Czech: Wow polovinu. Láska modlitba
Back to English: Wow half. Love prayer
To Norwegian: Wow halvparten. Elsker bønn
Back to English: Wow half. Love prayer
To Finnish: WOW puolet. Rakkaus rukous
Back to English: WOW partners. Love prayer
To Portuguese: WOW parceiros. Oração do amor
Back to English: WOW partners. Prayer of love
To Slovenian: WOW partnerji. Molitev ljubezni
Back to English: WOW partners. Prayer of love
To Slovak: WOW partnerov. Modlitba láska
Back to English: WOW partners. Prayer of love
To Indonesian: WOW mitra. Doa cinta
Back to English: WOW partners. Prayer of love
To Dutch: WOW partners. Gebed van de liefde
Back to English: WOW partners. Prayer of love
To Arabic: نجاح باهر للشركاء. صلاة حب
Back to English: Wow partners. Prayer of love
To Greek: Wow εταίρους. Προσευχή του έρωτα
Back to English: Wow partners. Prayer of love
To Spanish: Socios de WoW. Oración de amor
Back to English: WoW partners. Prayer of love
To Chinese Traditional: 哇的合作夥伴。愛的祈禱
Back to English: Wow's partner. Love prayers
To Thai: วุ้ยของคู่ค้า ต่อมความรัก
Back to English: Wow partner Cancer love
To Latvian: Wow partneris vēža mīlestība
Back to English: Wow partner cancer love

[Justice]

From English: Kira is Justice
To Vietnamese: Kira là tư pháp
Back to English: Kira is justice
To Ukranian: Кіра є справедливість
Back to English: Kira is justice
To Turkish: Kira adalet olduğunu
Back to English: Kira is justice
To Chinese Traditional: 吉良是正義
Back to English: Kichiro is justice
To Czech: Kichiro je spravedlnost
Back to English: Kichiro is justice
To Thai: Kichiro คือ ความยุติธรรม
Back to English: Kichiro is justice.
To Dutch: Kichiro is Justitie.
Back to English: Kichiro is justice.
To Spanish: Kichiro es justicia.
Back to English: Kichiro is justice.
To Finnish: Kichiro on oikeus.
Back to English: Kichiro has the right of access.
To Slovenian: Kichiro ima pravico dostopa.
Back to English: Kichiro has a right of access.
To German: Kichiro hat ein Recht auf Zugang.
Back to English: Kichiro has a right of access.
To Slovak: Kichiro má právo na prístup.
Back to English: Kichiro has the right of access.
To Russian: Kichiro имеет право доступа.
Back to English: Kichiro has the right of access.
To Portuguese: Kichiro tem o direito de acesso.
Back to English: Kichiro has the right of access.
To Lithuanian: Kichiro turi teisę susipažinti.
Back to English: Kichiro has a right of access.
To Indonesian: Kichiro memiliki hak akses.
Back to English: Kichiro has a right of access.
To Bulgarian: Kichiro има право на достъп.
Back to English: Kichiro has a right of access.
To Japanese: 同家歴代のアクセス権があります。
Back to English: Kichiro permissions.
To Korean: Kichiro 권한이 필요 합니다.
Back to English: Kichiro permissions are necessary.
To Latvian: Kichiro atļaujas ir vajadzīgas.
Back to English: Kichir permission is needed.
To French: L'autorisation Kichir est nécessaire.
Back to English: The Kichir permission is necessary.
To Arabic: من الضروري إذن كشر.
Back to English: Essential mug.
To Swedish: Väsentliga Mugg.
Back to English: Essential Mug.
To Hebrew: ספל חיוניים.
Back to English: Cup essential.
To Norwegian: Cup er avgjørende.
Back to English: Cup is crucial.
To Greek: Κύπελλο είναι ζωτικής σημασίας.
Back to English: Cup is vital.
To Romanian: Cupa este vital.
Back to English: Cup is vital.
To Haitian Creole: Gode serye.
Back to English: Cup serious.
To Catalan: Copa seriós.
Back to English: Cup seriously.
To Polish: Puchar poważnie.
Back to English: Cup seriously.
To Estonian: Tass tõsiselt.
Back to English: Cup seriously.
To Danish: Cup alvorligt.
Back to English: Cup seriously.
To Chinese Simplified: 认真杯。
Back to English: Cup seriously.
To Hungarian: Komolyan Cup.
Back to English: Cup Seriously.

[Justice]

From English: herp derp
To Arabic: درب حرب
Back to English: Path to war
To Swedish: Sökvägen till kriget
Back to English: Path to war
To Chinese Simplified: 战争的路径
Back to English: Path to war
To Chinese Traditional: 戰爭的路徑
Back to English: Path to war
To Spanish: Camino a la guerra
Back to English: Road to war
To Danish: Vejen til krig
Back to English: Road to war
To Dutch: Road to war
Back to English: Road to war
To Slovenian: Pot do vojne
Back to English: Path to war
To Finnish: Sodan polku
Back to English: The path to war
To French: Le chemin de la guerre
Back to English: The path to war
To Russian: Путь к войне
Back to English: Path to war
To Greek: Διαδρομή στον πόλεμο
Back to English: Path to war
To Haitian Creole: D' pou gè
Back to English: Of machine gun
To Portuguese: De metralhadora
Back to English: Machine gun
To Hungarian: Géppuska
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Indonesian: Senapan mesin
Back to English: Machine gun
To Bulgarian: Картечница
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Polish: Karabin maszynowy
Back to English: Machine gun
To Slovak: Guľomet
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Vietnamese: Súng máy
Back to English: Machine gun
To Ukranian: Кулемет
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Turkish: Makineli tüfek
Back to English: Machine gun
To Czech: Kulomet
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Japanese: 機関銃
Back to English: Machine gun
To Hebrew: מקלע
Back to English: Machine gun
To German: Maschinengewehr
Back to English: Machine gun
To Latvian: Machine gun
Back to English: Machine gun
To Estonian: Machine gun
Back to English: Machine gun
To Romanian: Mitralieră
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Norwegian: Maskingevær
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Thai: ปืนกล
Back to English: Machine gun
To Lithuanian: Kulkosvaidis
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Catalan: Machine Gun
Back to English: Machine Gun
To Korean: 기관총
Back to English: Machine gun

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Original text:

"Start Translating (Badly!)"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translation (guitar)"

[Empoleon]

From English: Light Yagami watches porn 24/7
To Bulgarian: Светло Yagami часовници, актриса 24/7
Back to English: Light Yagami watches, actress 24/7
To Catalan: Llum Yagami Light rellotges, actriu 24/7
Back to English: Light Yagami Light clocks, actress 24/7
To Chinese Simplified: 光 Yagami 光时钟，24/7 的女演员
Back to English: Light Yagami light clock, twenty four-sevenths of the actress
To Chinese Traditional: 這位女演員的二十四七分光 Yagami 光時鐘
Back to English: Actress 67 light Yagami light clock
To Czech: Herečka 67 světle Yagami světelné hodiny
Back to English: Actress 67 light Yagami light hours
To Danish: Skuespillerinde 67 lys Yagami light timer
Back to English: Actress 67 light Yagami light timer
To Dutch: Actrice 67 lichte Yagami licht timer
Back to English: Actress 67 light Yagami * light timer
To Estonian: Näitleja 67 valguse Yagami * valguse taimer
Back to English: * Light Yagami light actor, 67, countdown timer
To Finnish: * Kevyet Yagami light näyttelijä, 67, ajastin
Back to English: * Light Yagami light actor, 67, timer
To French: * Light Yagami light acteur, 67, minuterie
Back to English: ** Light Yagami light actor, 67, timer
To German: ** Light Yagami light Schauspieler, 67, Timer
Back to English: B. Light Yagami light actor, 67, timer
To Greek: B. φως Yagami φωτός ηθοποιός, 67, χρονιστή
Back to English: B. light Yagami light timer, 67, actor
To Haitian Creole: B. lumière Yagami lumière lè, se aktè 67,
Back to English: B. lumiere Yagami lumiere when, is actor 67,
To Hebrew: מיצג אור-קולי של Yagami נולד במיצג אור-קולי, כאשר שחקן 67,
Back to English: LUMIERE light Yagami was born on exhibit voice-actor, voice, when 67
To Hungarian: Kiállítás hang-színész, hang, amikor 67 született LUMIERE Jagami light
Back to English: Exhibition voice actor, voice, when 67 born LUMIERE Yagami
To Indonesian: Pameran aktor suara, suara, ketika 67 lahir LUMIERE Yagami
Back to English: Exhibition voice actor, voice, when 67 born LUMIERE Yagami
To Italian: Doppiatore mostra, voce, quando 67 nato LUMIERE Yagami
Back to English: Voiced by show, voice, when 67 born LUMIERE Yagami
To Japanese: ショーの声、声、67 とリュミエール八神生まれ
Back to English: Show voice, voice, 67 and Lumiere Yagami born
To Korean: 쇼 음성, 음성, 67 태어난 Lumiere이 오리
Back to English: Show voice, voice, 67, born Lumiere Yagami
To Latvian: Parādīt balss, balss, 67, dzimis Lumiere Yagami
Back to English: Show voice, voice, 67, born in LUMIERE Yagam
To Lithuanian: Rodyti balsu, balso, 67, gimęs LUMIERE Yagam
Back to English: Display voice, voice, 67, born in LUMIERE Yagam
To Norwegian: Vise stemme, stemmen, 67, født i LUMIERE Yagam
Back to English: View voice, 67, born in LUMIERE Yagam
To Polish: Widok głos, 67, ur. w Yagam PŁOMYK
Back to English: View voice, 67, b. in Yagam LUMIERE
To Portuguese: Exibir voz, 67, b. em Yagam LUMIERE
Back to English: Display voice, 67, b. in Yagam LUMIERE
To Romanian: Afişa voce, 67, n. Yagam LUMIERE
Back to English: Display voice, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
To Russian: Отображение голос, 67, б. Yagam ЛЮМЬЕР
Back to English: Display voice, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
To Slovak: Zobrazenie hlas, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
Back to English: View voice, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
To Slovenian: Pogled glas, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
Back to English: VoiceView, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
To Spanish: VoiceView, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
Back to English: VoiceView, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
To Swedish: VoiceView, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
Back to English: VoiceView, 67, b. Yagam LUMIERE
To Thai: VoiceView, 67 เกิด Yagam LUMIERE
Back to English: VoiceView, 67 birth Yagam LUMIERE
To Turkish: VoiceView, 67 v1.1 LUMIERE Doğum
Back to English: VoiceView, 67 v1.1 On LUMIERE
To Ukranian: VoiceView, 67 v 1.1 на ЛЮМ'ЄР
Back to English: VoiceView, 67 v1.1 on Lumiere
To Vietnamese: VoiceView, 67 v1.1 ngày Lumiere
Back to English: VoiceView on Lumiere, 67 v 1.1

[Bean_Boy]

Original text:

"To be or not to be. That is the question."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can read the problem."

[Justice]

From English: Light Yagami watches porn 24/7

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[Empoleon]

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[Justice]

From English: N e R
To Vietnamese: N e r
Back to English: N e r
To Ukranian: R n e
Back to English: R n e
To Turkish: R n e
Back to English: R n e
To Spanish: E n r
Back to English: E n r
To Slovenian: E n r
Back to English: E n r
To Danish: E n r
Back to English: E n r
To Slovak: E n r
Back to English: E n r
To Estonian: E n r
Back to English: E n r
To Russian: E n r
Back to English: E n r
To French: R n e
Back to English: R n
To Norwegian: R-n
Back to English: R-n
To Lithuanian: R-n
Back to English: R-n.
To Japanese: R ・ n。
Back to English: R & n.
To Hebrew: R & n.
Back to English: R & n.
To Hungarian: R & n.
Back to English: R & n.
To Indonesian: R & n.
Back to English: R & n.
To Bulgarian: R & n.
Back to English: R & n.
To Finnish: R & n.
Back to English: R & n.
To Arabic: R & ن.
Back to English: R & n.
To Thai: R / n
Back to English: R / n
To Swedish: R / n
Back to English: R/n
To German: R/n
Back to English: R/n
To Polish: R/n
Back to English: R/n
To Chinese Traditional: R/n
Back to English: R/n
To Latvian: R/n
Back to English: R/n
To Dutch: O/n
Back to English: O/n
To Korean: O/n
Back to English: O/n
To Czech: O/n
Back to English: O/n
To Romanian: O/n
Back to English: A/n
To Portuguese: A/n
Back to English: A/n
To Chinese Simplified: A/n
Back to English: A/n
To Greek: A/n
Back to English: A/n
To Haitian Creole: UN/n
Back to English: A/n
To Catalan: A/n
Back to English: A/n

[Justice]

From English: aaaaaa123456789
To Arabic: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Thai: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Swedish: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Spanish: aaaaaa123456789
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To Czech: aaaaaa123456789
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To Slovak: aaaaaa123456789
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To Dutch: aaaaaa123456789
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To Estonian: aaaaaa123456789
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To Russian: aaaaaa123456789
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To French: aaaaaa123456789
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To German: aaaaaa123456789
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To Greek: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Haitian Creole: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Portuguese: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Hungarian: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Polish: aaaaaa123456789
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To Bulgarian: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Norwegian: aaaaaa123456789
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To Korean: aaaaaa123456789
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To Latvian: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Lithuanian: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Slovenian: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Japanese: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: aaaaaa123456789
To Hebrew: aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Chinese Simplified: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Finnish: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Catalan: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Romanian: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Chinese Traditional: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Indonesian: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Danish: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Vietnamese: Aaaaaa123456789
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To Ukranian: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789
To Turkish: Aaaaaa123456789
Back to English: Aaaaaa123456789

[Mr Seven Up]

"I ****ed your mother last night."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My sister and my mother, I was disconnected."

[8363MTR]

From English: Language Professors Hate Him; Click to Watch Video Now
To Bulgarian: Език професори нараствала; Щракнете, за да гледате видео сега
Back to English: Language professors hate him; Click to watch video now
To Catalan: Professors d'idioma odiar-lo; Feu clic per veure el vídeo ara
Back to English: Language teachers hate it; Click to watch the video now
To Chinese Simplified: 语文教师讨厌它 ；单击此处，现在观看视频
Back to English: Language teachers hate it; clicking here, now watch the video
To Chinese Traditional: 語文教師討厭它 ；按一下此處，現在觀看視頻
Back to English: Language teachers hate it; clicking here, now watch the video
To Czech: Nesnáším učitele jazyků; Klepnutím sem, teď videozáznam
Back to English: I hate language teachers; Click here now the video
To Danish: Jeg hader sproglærere; Klik her nu videoen
Back to English: I hate language teachers; Click here now the video
To Dutch: Ik haat taalleraren; Klik hier nu de video
Back to English: I hate language teachers; Click here now the video
To Estonian: Ma vihkan keeleõpetajate; Vajuta siia nüüd video
Back to English: I hate teacher; Click here for video now
To Finnish: Inhoan opettaja; Napsauttamalla tätä nyt video
Back to English: I hate teacher; Click here now for the video
To French: Je déteste les enseignants ; Cliquez ici maintenant pour la vidéo
Back to English: I hate teachers; Click here now for the video
To German: Ich hasse Lehrer; Klicke hier für das video
Back to English: I hate teacher; Click here for the video
To Greek: Μισώ δάσκαλος, Κάντε κλικ εδώ για το βίντεο
Back to English: I hate teacher, click here for the video
To Haitian Creole: Mwen rayi pwofesè, cliquez ici pou videyo a
Back to English: I hate teacher, cliquez ici for the video
To Hebrew: אני שונא את המורה, ה-לחץ כאן ici הווידאו
Back to English: I hate teacher, the ici video click here
To Hungarian: Utálom a tanár, az ici-videó kattintson ide
Back to English: I hate teacher, ici-video click here
To Indonesian: Aku benci guru, ici-video klik di sini
Back to English: I hate teacher, ici-video click here
To Italian: Io odio insegnante, ici-video clicca qui
Back to English: I hate teacher, ici-video click here
To Japanese: 先生、ici ビデオここをクリックを嫌う
Back to English: Video of ici, Dr. hate click here
To Korean: 시오의 비디오, 박사 증오 여기를 클릭 하세요
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hatred of the video, please click here
To Latvian: ICI, Dr naidu, video, lūdzu, klikšķiniet šeit
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video, please click here
To Lithuanian: ICI, Dr hate vaizdo, prašome spausti čia
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video, please click here
To Norwegian: ICI, Dr. hate video, vennligst klikk her
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video, please click here
To Polish: ICI, Dr hate wideo, proszę kliknąć tutaj
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video, please click here
To Portuguese: ICI, Dr. hate vídeo, por favor clique aqui
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video, please click here
To Romanian: ICI, Dr. hate video, vă rugăm să faceţi clic aici
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video, please click here
To Russian: ICI, д-р hate видео, пожалуйста, нажмите здесь
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video, please click here
To Slovak: ICI, Dr hate videa, kliknite prosím tu.
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate videos, please click here.
To Slovenian: ICI, Dr. sovražim videos, prosimo, kliknite tukaj.
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate videos, please click here.
To Spanish: ICI, Dr. hate vídeos, haga clic aquí.
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate videos, click here.
To Swedish: ICI, Dr. hate videor, klicka här.
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate videos, click here.
To Thai: ICI, Dr. hate วิดีโอ คลิกที่นี่
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate videos click here
To Turkish: ICI, Dr. nefret Videolar tıklayınız
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate Videos Click here
To Ukranian: СІС, доктор ненависті відео натисніть тут
Back to English: ICI, Dr. hate video click here
To Vietnamese: Ở đây, tiến sĩ hate video bấm vào đây
Back to English: Here, Dr. hate video click here

Inspired by an ad (apparently, this ad told me that I could learn a language up to 10 days. I think it's complete bogus)

[Ghaswag]

You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's attack!

translated to
Strike Giyg

[DivineChaos]

From English: How are you?
To Bulgarian: Как сте?
Back to English: How are you?
To Catalan: Com estàs?
Back to English: How are you?
To Chinese Simplified: 你好吗？
Back to English: How are you?
To Chinese Traditional: 你好嗎？
Back to English: How are you?
To Czech: Jak se máš?
Back to English: How are you?
To Danish: Hvordan går det?
Back to English: How goes it?
To Dutch: Hoe gaat het?
Back to English: How are you?

[PatMan]

From English: Quick, shoot me in the face!
To Bulgarian: За бързо, снимка в лицето
Back to English: Quick, snapshot in person
To Catalan: Ràpid, instantània en persona
Back to English: Fast, instant in person
To Chinese Simplified: 快速、 即时的人
Back to English: Fast, instant people
To Chinese Traditional: 快速、 即時的人
Back to English: Quickly and real-time people
To Czech: Rychle a v reálném čase lidé
Back to English: Quickly and real-time people
To Danish: Hurtigt og realtid mennesker
Back to English: Quickly and real-time people
To Dutch: Snel en real-time mensen
Back to English: Quickly and real-time people
To Estonian: Kiiresti ja reaalajas inimesed
Back to English: Quickly and real-time people
To Finnish: Nopeasti ja reaaliaikainen ihmiset
Back to English: Quickly and real-time people
To French: Rapidement et en temps réel
Back to English: Quickly and real-time
To German: Schnell und in Echtzeit
Back to English: Quickly and real-time
To Greek: Γρήγορα και σε πραγματικό χρόνο
Back to English: Quickly and real-time
To Haitian Creole: Rapidement ak en
Back to English: Rapidement and in
To Hebrew: Rapidement וב
Back to English: Rapidement and
To Hungarian: Rapidement és
Back to English: Rapidement and
To Indonesian: Rapidement dan
Back to English: Rapidement and
To Italian: Rapidement e
Back to English: Rapidement and
To Japanese: Rapidement と
Back to English: And Rapidement
To Korean: 그리고 Rapidement
Back to English: And Rapidement
To Latvian: Un Rapidement
Back to English: And The Rapidemen
To Lithuanian: Ir, Rapidemen
Back to English: And, Rapidemen
To Norwegian: Og Rapidemen
Back to English: And Although Rapide
To Polish: I chociaż Rapide
Back to English: And although Rapide
To Portuguese: E embora Rapide
Back to English: And although Rapide
To Romanian: Şi, deşi Rapide
Back to English: And although Fast
To Russian: И хотя быстрый
Back to English: And although fast
To Slovak: A hoci rýchlo
Back to English: And although fast
To Slovenian: In čeprav je hitro
Back to English: And although it is fast
To Spanish: Y aunque es rápido
Back to English: And although it is fast
To Swedish: Och även om det är snabb
Back to English: And although it is quick
To Thai: และแม้ ว่าจะเป็นการด่วน
Back to English: And even if it is urgent.
To Turkish: Ve acil olsa bile.
Back to English: And even if it is an emergency.
To Ukranian: І навіть якщо є надзвичайних ситуаціях.
Back to English: And even if there is an emergency.
To Vietnamese: Và ngay cả khi không khẩn cấp.
Back to English: And even if not urgent

[X-Ray]

Original text:

"hi"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Come in the future."

[PatMan]

omglol

Original text:

"****"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Guitar"

[Flybird]

"The potato will rule the world forever!!!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"According to tradition, friends of the Earth."

From English: The potato will rule the world forever!!!!
To Bulgarian: Картофите ще управлява света завинаги!!!!
Back to English: The potatoes will manage the world forever!!!!
To Catalan: Les patates gestionarà el món per sempre!!!!
Back to English: The potatoes will manage the world forever!!!!
To Chinese Simplified: 土豆将永远管理世界 ！！！ ！
Back to English: Potatoes will manage the world!!!!
To Chinese Traditional: 土豆將管理世界 ！！！ ！
Back to English: Potatoes will manage the world!!!!
To Czech: Brambory budou spravovat svět!!!!
Back to English: Potatoes will manage the world!!
To Danish: Kartofler vil administrere verden!!
Back to English: Potatoes will manage the world!!
To Dutch: Aardappelen, zal de wereld beheren!
Back to English: Potatoes, the world will manage!
To Estonian: Kartulid, haldab maailma!
Back to English: Potatoes, is managed by the world!
To Finnish: Perunat, hallinnoi maailmassa!
Back to English: Potatoes, will be managed by the world!
To French: Pommes de terre, sera géré par le monde !
Back to English: Potatoes, will be managed by the world!
To German: Kartoffeln, wird von der Welt verwaltet werden!
Back to English: Potatoes, will be managed by the world!
To Greek: Πατάτες, θα διοικείται από τον κόσμο!
Back to English: Potatoes, will be managed by the world!
To Haitian Creole: Ponmdetè, Sera géré par la sou latè!
Back to English: Traditionally grow potatoes, will be members by on Earth.
To Hebrew: באופן מסורתי לגדל תפוחי אדמה, יהיו חברים מאת על פני כדור הארץ.
Back to English: Traditionally grow potatoes, be friends by the Earth.
To Hungarian: Hagyományosan burgonyát termesztenek, kell a barátai által a föld.
Back to English: Traditionally potatoes, the friends of the Earth by.
To Indonesian: Secara tradisional kentang, friends of the Earth oleh.
Back to English: Traditionally potatoes, friends of the Earth by.
To Italian: Tradizionalmente patate, amici della terra da.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Japanese: 伝統的に、地球の友。
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Korean: 전통적으로, 지구의 친구입니다.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Latvian: Tradicionāli, draugi zemes.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Lithuanian: Tradiciškai, draugai žemėje.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Norwegian: Tradisjonelt, venner av jorden.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Polish: Tradycyjnie friends of the Earth.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Portuguese: Tradicionalmente, amigos da terra.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Romanian: În mod tradiţional, friends of the Earth.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Russian: Традиционно Друзья земли.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Slovak: Tradične friends of the Earth.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Slovenian: Tradicionalno, prijateljev zemlje.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Spanish: Tradicionalmente, amigos de la tierra.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Swedish: Traditionellt, friends of the Earth.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Thai: เพื่อนตามเนื้อผ้า ของโลก
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Turkish: Geleneksel olarak, Earth Arkadaşlar.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Ukranian: Традиційно, друзі землі.
Back to English: Traditionally, friends of the Earth.
To Vietnamese: Theo truyền thống, người bạn của trái đất.
Back to English: According to tradition, friends of the Earth.

[hotpocket]

"I farted."
...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:
"I interrupt the air."