Do you believe in PED's?

[sychocut]

PED's stand for Partially Eaten Donuts. Do you believe in them? Seriously; I don't, I mean, donuts take over the human body (have been doing so since stone age) and since the donuts are usually depressed they frequently commit suicide. To commit suicide, they make you eat them, eating all their guts aswell. This has lead to the depression of their children, which has caused the suicide-chain that has lasted throughout all the generations.

Some donuts most likely had a horrible taste that would make the humans commit suicide. These are happy donuts. They don't want to be eaten, and therefore, most of the time, they are left whole. These donuts are usually thrown in trash and occasionally meet with other donuts, where they reproduce, in a donut-ey way.

K, so, back to the question... Do you believe in PED's?

[ShineStar]

...Wat.

[Agravaine]

Oh yes, I've seen lots of them.

[御坂 美琴]

wtf am i reading?

[sychocut]

wtf am i reading?

You're reading about PED's.

[Hipponator]

Nope, I've never seen one.

[Cpt Screech]

uhm...
what?

[PatMan]

But of course.

Right now the human and cat population are in extreme danger of the PEDs. They inject poison into our bodies that turn us into PEDs! Be very afraid everyone, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, and hide yo cereal.

[Chai]

But of course.

Right now the human and cat population are in extreme danger of the PEDs. They inject poison into our bodies that turn us into PEDs! Be very afraid everyone, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, and hide yo cereal.

How do i identify these PEDs? Should i still let my children go to school? Is there anything we can do to help the cats? do i have to be afraid? Can i still dunk donuts in my coffee? What is the point of this thread? Should i be concerned about my toaster as well?

[PatMan]

How do i identify these PEDs? Should i still let my children go to school? Is there anything we can do to help the cats? do i have to be afraid? Can i still dunk donuts in my coffee? What is the point of this thread? Should i be concerned about my toaster as well?

Eat all food under a table and urinate in your nearby waffle

[ProClifo]

If I take a bite of a donut and leave the rest, that's a Partially Eaten Donut.

[Chai]

If I take a bite of a donut and leave the rest, that's a Partially Eaten Donut.

[Jerevand]

Well, I do, because there's one in my han-NOM NOM NOM
Never mind.

[Chai]

Well, I do, because there's one in my han-NOM NOM NOM
Never mind.

Dude...this is not a joke. This some serious stuff. Think about the children...

[purple_girl]

Well....