PED's stand for Partially Eaten Donuts. Do you believe in them? Seriously; I don't, I mean, donuts take over the human body (have been doing so since stone age) and since the donuts are usually depressed they frequently commit suicide. To commit suicide, they make you eat them, eating all their guts aswell. This has lead to the depression of their children, which has caused the suicide-chain that has lasted throughout all the generations.
Some donuts most likely had a horrible taste that would make the humans commit suicide. These are happy donuts. They don't want to be eaten, and therefore, most of the time, they are left whole. These donuts are usually thrown in trash and occasionally meet with other donuts, where they reproduce, in a donut-ey way.
K, so, back to the question... Do you believe in PED's?