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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfdοm View Post
    No in fact he might have a valid point. You see these worms could be of a certain parasite that remains nourished on your blood. It may be causing you to itch. In fact the main cause of these worms could in fact be a paradox that is interlocking with dimensional nodes via temporal rift and are gaining access to our flesh and blood from there. They, like mosquitos, seem to have the ability to sync their virtual selves in and out of the time line. Once there virtual bodies match a real body from the same timeline they take shape manifesting themselves in what would otherwise be nonexistent mosquito as one fully embodied as far as a paradoxical entity goes. These worms may be using the same method by which to get our blood.

    You can also just say that itchy feelings are paradoxes.

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    God damn it, i'm feeling itchy everywhere now XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    I also have a supposition that Hitler was caused by a paradoxical emanation following the beginning of WWI. It is possible to say that Hitler was an anomaly in the form of a man, but there is little evidence to back that. You may as well be a paradox. In fact you most likely are... What is the color of your hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfdοm View Post
    I also have a supposition that Hitler was caused by a paradoxical emanation following the beginning of WWI. It is possible to say that Hitler was an anomaly in the form of a man, but there is little evidence to back that. You may as well be a paradox. In fact you most likely are... What is the color of your hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfdοm View Post
    I also have a supposition that Hitler was caused by a paradoxical emanation following the beginning of WWI. It is possible to say that Hitler was an anomaly in the form of a man, but there is little evidence to back that. You may as well be a paradox. In fact you most likely are... What is the color of your hair?
    Dark...

    The same color as Hitler!

    Thanks for telling me :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    The conception and adoption of the term "racist" could also be accredited to paradox-caused anomalies. You yourself accepting and freely using this term could hint to the fact that you yourself are a paradox without realizing it. Perhaps even a virtual image of a future being not known to us yet. Yes that must be it. Since the worms have access the paradoxical nodes, so must unaware interplanetary beings. That said, the discoloration of your hair indicates an unknowing development of genetic patterns within your genetic structure that you may have had yourself cloned by the timeline itself. Therefore a lesser image of yourself is being projected onto you!

    With all certainty I can now conclude that PooZy is a paradox.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lonic View Post
    Dark...

    The same color as Hitler!

    Thanks for telling me :O
    Ah, interesting. You may not be a paradox then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PooZy View Post
    lol there is a ton of bug life in your bed wut the fudge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfdοm View Post
    Ah, interesting. You may not be a paradox then.
    Yes, this is very important!

    Strange, how some people don't take things like this serious...

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    Since you mentioned itching...

    balls
    that is all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonic View Post
    Yes, this is very important!

    Strange, how some people don't take things like this serious...
    It is likely that since you yourself are confirming that you have black hair, you must be certain that you have black hair. If you were not certain, there would be a disconnection between you and our timeline, and closeness being achieved between you and the paradox. But you may not be a paradox yourself. Therefore it is likely that worms will feast on your blood, since it has not yet been proven the paradoxes feast on paradoxes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfdοm View Post
    It is likely that since you yourself are confirming that you have black hair, you must be certain that you have black hair. If you were not certain, there would be a disconnection between you and our timeline, and closeness being achieved between you and the paradox. But you may not be a paradox yourself. Therefore it is likely that worms will feast on your blood, since it has not yet been proven the paradoxes feast on paradoxes.
    I know that worms feed on my blood. That's why i itch, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonic View Post
    I know that worms feed on my blood. That's why i itch, right?
    It might be one of the causes as to why you itch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonic View Post
    Yes, this is very important!

    Strange, how some people don't take things like this serious...
    Well, I said that people could respond in any way they wanted to.

    Also: No one actually mentioned FUNGAL infections.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfdοm View Post
    It is likely that since you yourself are confirming that you have black hair, you must be certain that you have black hair. If you were not certain, there would be a disconnection between you and our timeline, and closeness being achieved between you and the paradox. But you may not be a paradox yourself. Therefore it is likely that worms will feast on your blood, since it has not yet been proven the paradoxes feast on paradoxes.
    trolling are fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProClifo View Post
    trolling are fun
    You still didn't answer my question about those genital warts...

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    We itch to remove foreign particles that cause irritation from our skin.

    So with poison ivy we scratch desperately in an effort to remove the oils that are irritating our skin. Unfortunately in this case the irritants seep to deeply into our skin, so no amount of scratching can help you.
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    I scratch cause it feels good, in those.. places.
    if ya know what im sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeSsIcA_rOcKs View Post
    We itch to remove foreign particles that cause irritation from our skin.

    So with poison ivy we scratch desperately in an effort to remove the oils that are irritating our skin. Unfortunately in this case the irritants seep to deeply into our skin, so no amount of scratching can help you.
    That explains those mutated spots I got last year from when I went to Mexico.


    Quote Originally Posted by Clifford View Post
    I scratch cause it feels good, in those.. places.
    if ya know what im sayin'
    Right in the sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clifford View Post
    I scratch cause it feels good, in those.. places.
    if ya know what im sayin'
    I will be sure not to scratch in those "places"...if you know what I mean
    NO TROLLS
    UNDER THE BRIDGE
    FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucoza_ View Post
    That explains those mutated spots I got last year from when I went to Mexico.




    Right in the sack.
    Yeah, it feels pretty good when it gets sweaty.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaisson View Post
    I will be sure not to scratch in those "places"...if you know what I mean
    Ok, well you're missing out.

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