Sick Jokes

[Come up to meet you]

I need to get some Medicine for these jokes

[PatMan]

I need to get some Medicine for these jokes

Cymbalta can help

[8363MTR]

So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

To be completely honest with you, that joke has got to be the greatest joke on this thread as we speak.

[King Sombra]

Here is a joke:

Cat said woof and dog said meow.
-The End-

[aNiMaL zEr0]

(" )<
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?! 0.o

[Derpface]

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a car?

I haven't got the car in my garage.

[PooZy]

Here's a racist joke: (I'm not racist, this isn't my joke or anything)

What do you call hundreds of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call hundreds of asians running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call hundreds of black people running down a hill?
Jailbreak



I'M SORRY D:

[Justice]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house.
Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken, you idiot!

[PatMan]

Here's a racist joke: (I'm not racist, this isn't my joke or anything)

What do you call hundreds of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call hundreds of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call hundreds of Mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak

Pats is sorry too ;-;
I'M SORRY D:

fix'd

[Yardvski]

Why the hell is this in DH when everyone is cracking up jokes?

(Shouldn't this be in VG now?)

[DW乙]

Bananas are yellow.




69.

[CPU]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?


Cause she had no arms.

[Empoleon]

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

[CPU]

That is not me. But I found it hilarious.

P.S. The best parts are: :16-:24 ... 1:01-1:16 ... 1:41-1:46

[Skullish]

michael jackson walks into disneyland

[Agravaine]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die.
Jim: Why?
Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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[Agravaine]

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane?

A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea?

"I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

[Agravaine]

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas?

Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job?

He's working on his masters degree.

[Agravaine]

Two muffins are in an oven.

After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job?

Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her?

Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Roses are black,
Violets are too.
I am colorblind,
How about you?

[PooZy]

Two muffins are in an oven.

After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

^ there have been loads of jokes like this
how are they sick jokes?