iwqtg*#%dt& crack up anti-jokes
Anti-Jokes
iwqtg*#%dt& crack up anti-jokes
Last edited by Yardvski; 28th May 2012 at 05:21 PM.
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Your mom's so stupid she thought the holocaust was a sale
Airplane food! What's up with that?
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They're called Anti-jokes.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Any yo mom jokes. They were only funny when I was in 6th grade, but not anymore. :|
Also, any joke that's kinda way too obvious at situations.
Ex:
"Somebody stole my shrimp!"
"Oh, well that's FISHY."
What's worse than ten babies in a trash can?
One baby in ten trash cans.
Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Originally Posted by 8363MTR
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
...You get the idea.
Why can't Helen Keller see?
She's dead.
What's green and has wheels?
(highlight for answer)
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Trolling the top lane since October 27, 2009
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Where was Susie during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did JV get from this thread?
http://anti-joke.com/
3700 pages....
Last edited by thepro1998; 10th May 2012 at 02:42 AM.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally.
-Knock Knock!
-Whos there
-Who is over there
Insert here.
They can be funny, but there's a limit where it's just NO.
What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
I wouldn't have sex with a sandwich.
Why can't Steven Hawking dance?
Because he's white.
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