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    "he came to Asilva's attention during breakfast one morning."

    Dear god....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breve View Post
    "he came to Asilva's attention during breakfast one morning."

    Dear god....
    It's either you're a world renowned cat breeder, or you're a sandal sucker, I think his option is better.

    Remember what you said about being a friend now?
    The movement in her hips strikes the hour when the poison sets in
    How do you wake?
    How do you sleep at night?
    Remember what you said

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    jiggmin:invented lemons
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    I've found that my laser collection makes the shoe shining much easier.

    "We accept the love we think we deserve"

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    The Swedish are coming! LCMK's Avatar
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    If these are the real reasons then I think everyone will be admins soon.

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    Ok.

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    I've beaten Bobheadtomata at duck duck goose...
    I'm moving up in the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank Titanium View Post
    I'm a righteous man by heart, yet I am corrupt by mind.
    It is for that reason I should be known as an anti-hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank Titanium View Post
    I've beaten Bobheadtomata at duck duck goose...
    I'm moving up in the world.

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    i can balance lemons on my nose while rubbing my tummy and hopping on one foot does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamersDreamz View Post
    i can balance lemons on my nose while rubbing my tummy and hopping on one foot does that count?
    I think Asilva interested in you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalCheetah View Post
    I think Asilva interested in you.
    XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikc10 View Post
    If I am only a year younger than Selena Gomez, yet I was born when she was four, what speed must I have been traveling to make the relativistic equations work? (Somehow assume no acceleration and deceleration.)
    That means she's 20, meaning you would have been born 16 years ago, still bearing an age of 19. I'm dropping the fractions because I don't remember your birthday, and I don't know hers.
    That gives me a speed of 54% of the speed of light, if my maths are correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aaaaaa123456789 View Post
    That means she's 20, meaning you would have been born 16 years ago, still bearing an age of 19. I'm dropping the fractions because I don't remember your birthday, and I don't know hers.
    That gives me a speed of 54% of the speed of light, if my maths are correct.
    Well math is not my best subject, so I guess you're right. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalCheetah View Post
    I think Asilva interested in you.
    gremmer r hard

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    I got temped by Zshadow once,

    Shortly after I quit PR2, and PR3, then JV.





    2012:


    Me: WTF! HE QUIT!!!

    BONK Like a gentleman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aaaaaa123456789 View Post
    That means she's 20, meaning you would have been born 16 years ago, still bearing an age of 19. I'm dropping the fractions because I don't remember your birthday, and I don't know hers.
    That gives me a speed of 54% of the speed of light, if my maths are correct.
    I already explained the situation, and it made much more sense than that.

    Remember what you said about being a friend now?
    The movement in her hips strikes the hour when the poison sets in
    How do you wake?
    How do you sleep at night?
    Remember what you said

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalCheetah View Post
    When users gain their moderator status, we do not know the exact reasons why they were moderated. But we do now. I managed to gain access to the Admin Beach forum and there is a thread where they debate why people should be promoted to moderator/admin status. I will post it here under the freedom of information act.


    ASilva93 - He is a rly nice guy on pr2.
    1python64 - He can peel a lemon using only his tongue.
    PrinceCharming - He folded ASilva93 a cowboy using only two straws and an oreo.
    VforVendetta - He ate 20 tacos without farting.
    ~APM-01~ - He showed Jiggmin where the tilde key was.
    1amayzingman - He invented the lemon block but it was later removed because people simmed all over it and made a mess.
    Bobheadtomato - He introduced the moderators to yoga, a practice they do every day in the mod room on pr2.
    Zshadow~ - He ran a very successful donkey and llama farm, Python drank the milk from a llama and was impressed.
    iSafari - He doesn't really exist so he became a moderator anyway.
    Travissimo - He once wrestled a catablepon and then ate it.
    Gamorade - He stole ASilva's sammich and he held it at ransom and then engaged in blackmail.
    Usb Hub - He once went to a zoo, entered the meerkat enclosure and spanked them with a candy cane.
    Arceptor - she maid up a story that he nuked 13 times but iu was there and he did not.
    Bisser777 - He is actually a woman that is one of the executives of the company GlaxoSmithKline.
    aaaaaa123456789 - He said some stuff that people didn't understand and got moderated.
    Tiger - He can balance a lemon on his nose for twenty minutes which is a world record in russia.
    Yak404 - Jiggmin got 99 summoning and he botted at the yaks until he got 90 defence and he summoned yak404 so he can 26k
    Inuyasharox - Can fit 21 lemons into her mouth simultaniously, a useful ability for moderator.

    And the new guys:
    Hipponator - Has the unusual ability to turn water into milk and milk into Melk.
    nikc10 - Four times shoe shiner olympic champion and world record holder, he once shined aaaaaa123456789's shoes with such a fury that he managed to bend space and time.
    Breve - One of the world's leading cat breeders, he came to Asilva's attention during breakfast one morning.
    Lol!

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    Lol'd at Vendettas!
    Dead to the world.

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