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    i prefer limes does this make me banned

    and its cazlled parasol idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by delicious french cuisine View Post
    i prefer limes does this make me banned
    No they would probably attempt to paint your limes yellow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalCheetah View Post
    No they would probably attempt to paint your limes yellow.
    but that would make a paint taste

    and its cazlled parasol idiot

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    I can fit 22 lemons into my mouth.. :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach77.exe View Post
    I can fit 22 lemons into my mouth.. :O
    That looks like one lemon...

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    I like how the one female mod got promoted because she can fit a lot of things in her mouth.
    (oh god I'm so sorry)
    The switch is now OFF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prism View Post
    I like how the one female mod got promoted because she can fit a lot of things in her mouth.
    (oh god I'm so sorry)
    HAHAHAHAHHAHA this is so perv xD
    Quote Originally Posted by Ross View Post
    if dis post gets 111 thanks I will post mah faec ok
    WHY CAN'T AX6 BE MY GIRLFRIEND!?

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    I invented lemons.
    Can i get a mod, now?

  12. #50
    y jiggmin don't mod meh? D:

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    lol misterhappy

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    I can play PR2 while swimming and eating oranges

    is that useful for mods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach77.exe View Post
    I can fit 22 lemons into my mouth.. :O
    Zack has an ability, there ya go guys.

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  17. #54
    Bump! I'm curious about me, Breve, and nikc!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hipponator View Post
    Bump! I'm curious about me, Breve, and nikc!
    Beat me to it.
    (Something funny, interesting, or even mildly entertaining should go here, but I can't think of anything at this particular moment.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hipponator View Post
    Bump! I'm curious about me, Breve, and nikc!
    The "H" in your avatar is 1.2 cubic feet, that's 33.9 litres, convert this to lemon juice, then divide that by the amount of juice squeezed from a single lemon, you can fit precisely 46 and a half lemons into your mouth, assuming they retain the shape of an "H".

    As for Breve, he has an uncanny ability to suck oxygen from the bodies of other people and animals using only a roll of tape and a sandal, it's just a shame that the specific sandal he must use is a very expensive model, and the process really degrades the quality, so he's only ever done it twice due to cash constraints.

    And Nikc was born at the exact same time as a fly landed on Selena Gomez's arm when she was 4, when she swatted it away, it had a single skin cell from her attached to it's foot, and a few days later, the skin on it's foot morphed with it's real skin, creating the first human-fly hybrid, and that fly's great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren still retain the unique foot-skin to this day, and coincidentally, one of these children little over 3 months ago landed on nikc's arm, giving him a flashback to his birth, and in this flashback he saw the whole process take place in the flies over the years... What? Superpowers? Oh no.. He just saw some skin grow on a flies foot, nothing special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightnin!!! View Post
    The "H" in your avatar is 1.2 cubic feet, that's 33.9 litres, convert this to lemon juice, then divide that by the amount of juice squeezed from a single lemon, you can fit precisely 46 and a half lemons into your mouth, assuming they retain the shape of an "H".

    As for Breve, he has an uncanny ability to suck oxygen from the bodies of other people and animals using only a roll of tape and a sandal, it's just a shame that the specific sandal he must use is a very expensive model, and the process really degrades the quality, so he's only ever done it twice due to cash constraints.

    And Nikc was born at the exact same time as a fly landed on Selena Gomez's arm when she was 4, when she swatted it away, it had a single skin cell from her attached to it's foot, and a few days later, the skin on it's foot morphed with it's real skin, creating the first human-fly hybrid, and that fly's great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren still retain the unique foot-skin to this day, and coincidentally, one of these children little over 3 months ago landed on nikc's arm, giving him a flashback to his birth, and in this flashback he saw the whole process take place in the flies over the years... What? Superpowers? Oh no.. He just saw some skin grow on a flies foot, nothing special.
    If I am only a year younger than Selena Gomez, yet I was born when she was four, what speed must I have been traveling to make the relativistic equations work? (Somehow assume no acceleration and deceleration.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikc10 View Post
    If I am only a year younger than Selena Gomez, yet I was born when she was four, what speed must I have been traveling to make the relativistic equations work? (Somehow assume no acceleration and deceleration.)
    potato speed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikc10 View Post
    If I am only a year younger than Selena Gomez, yet I was born when she was four, what speed must I have been traveling to make the relativistic equations work? (Somehow assume no acceleration and deceleration.)
    Selena Gomez is the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great daughter of Vincent Garglemouth, a Time Lord from Gallifrey, who died in the Time War little after he had multiple children with his wife Selena Garglemouth, whom she is named after.
    Hence, Selena Gomez has dormant Time Lord powers, she is actually 36, but retains a young appearance, and occasionally flickers from this timeline, to the time when she was 4, she isn't a very good Time Lord, she is a bit broken I think.

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