The Real Reasons Why The Moderators Got Promoted
When users gain their moderator status, we do not know the exact reasons why they were moderated. But we do now. I managed to gain access to the Admin Beach forum and there is a thread where they debate why people should be promoted to moderator/admin status. I will post it here under the freedom of information act.
ASilva93 - He is a rly nice guy on pr2.
1python64 - He can peel a lemon using only his tongue.
PrinceCharming - He folded ASilva93 a cowboy using only two straws and an oreo.
VforVendetta - He ate 20 tacos without farting.
~APM-01~ - He showed Jiggmin where the tilde key was.
1amayzingman - He invented the lemon block but it was later removed because people simmed all over it and made a mess.
Bobheadtomato - He introduced the moderators to yoga, a practice they do every day in the mod room on pr2.
Zshadow~ - He ran a very successful donkey and llama farm, Python drank the milk from a llama and was impressed.
iSafari - He doesn't really exist so he became a moderator anyway.
Travissimo - He once wrestled a catablepon and then ate it.
Gamorade - He stole ASilva's sammich and he held it at ransom and then engaged in blackmail.
Usb Hub - He once went to a zoo, entered the meerkat enclosure and spanked them with a candy cane.
Arceptor - she maid up a story that he nuked 13 times but iu was there and he did not.
Bisser777 - He is actually a woman that is one of the executives of the company GlaxoSmithKline.
aaaaaa123456789 - He said some stuff that people didn't understand and got moderated.
Tiger - He can balance a lemon on his nose for twenty minutes which is a world record in russia.
Yak404 - Jiggmin got 99 summoning and he botted at the yaks until he got 90 defence and he summoned yak404 so he can 26k
Inuyasharox - Can fit 21 lemons into her mouth simultaniously, a useful ability for moderator.
And the new guys:
Hipponator - Has the unusual ability to turn water into milk and milk into Melk.
nikc10 - Four times shoe shiner olympic champion and world record holder, he once shined aaaaaa123456789's shoes with such a fury that he managed to bend space and time.
Breve - One of the world's leading cat breeders, he came to Asilva's attention during breakfast one morning.
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