RPG of the Sir

[Chip]

No my dear scout, you see, I am not using incorrect grammar for chococolate miluk is a drink that differs from chocolate milk largely. For one, this drink tastes tastes like rainbows, whereas regular chocolate milk tastes only wonderful. I hope this has cleared up any confusion that may have come your way.

Wonderful is a better description of rainbow. :3

[Butler]

name: hakz0r
favourite thing to put on pasta: pasta
class: jiggiest of course
description: i'm awesome and I liek chococolate miluk

Accepted. You have a broken holy rock.

I attack the rastafarians.

You attack the rastafarians. You kill one guy that looks like a clone of Bob Marley. +1 Awesome. +1 Exp.

Butler accepted her though, I'm just waiting for him to tell me what to do.

Oh, and no u.

Your goal is to save the world from the Evil Hobo Hipsters. You must travel through the Not-So-Scary Forest, make it through the swamps of Semi-Scary monsters, climb the mountain that's as tall as your mother, and finally catch a hovercraft to the evil castle.

Name: Altiair.
Favorite spice to put on top of Pasta: Spiced Rum
Class: Water Gunslinger - You wield a giant gun that shoots multiple rounds of water.
Description: I am a great and stealthy runner. My water gun powers shall pwn all the noobs in the world!

Welcome Altiair. You have duel water guns.

Wat ami spose to do now

See bold.
Everybody is still in the village besides Sumone, who is in the Not-So-Scary Forest.

[doubleth!nk]

Ariana ran into a wall.

"Yeeeeaaaaah!".

[Butler]

Ariana ran into a wall.

"Yeeeeaaaaah!".

You run into a Lvl 3 Wall.
The Wall uses block.
You cannot walk past it.

[doubleth!nk]

"Aww crap", Ari screamed. "I USE IDIOT GLARE". She gave the wall a death stare.

"Uhh, why are you staring at a wall?", some fellow said, walking past her.

[Andaya]

Name: Pancakendaya

Favorite spice to put on top of Pasta: salt
Class: Below is the list of Classes. Choose wisely.
Mango Fighter - You call upon the mighty mango to fight with a fork.
Water Gunslinger - You wield a giant gun that shoots multiple rounds of water.
Poozymancer - You call upon the element Pickle to destroy your foes to the last sesame seed.
Litter Box Bandit - You wield two poop scoopers and cut up your foes till they can't purr no more.
Jiggiest - You smite blasphemist with your holy hammer.
Description: A pancake involved in a nuclear accident. Now he can talk, he has arms and legs.

[Andaya]

Now that i finally became an adventurer i can start my adventure and *stab* *dies*

[demonic banana]

I walk with my chcocolate miluk when a random hobo collides and makes me drop my miluk
I use ultraheadbutt with extra awesome power added

[Butler]

"Aww crap", Ari screamed. "I USE IDIOT GLARE". She gave the wall a death stare.

"Uhh, why are you staring at a wall?", some fellow said, walking past her.

The wall uses 'Ef dis shizz', and self-destructs. +1 Exp.

Name: Pancakendaya

Favorite spice to put on top of Pasta: salt
Class: Below is the list of Classes. Choose wisely.
Mango Fighter - You call upon the mighty mango to fight with a fork.
Water Gunslinger - You wield a giant gun that shoots multiple rounds of water.
Poozymancer - You call upon the element Pickle to destroy your foes to the last sesame seed.
Litter Box Bandit - You wield two poop scoopers and cut up your foes till they can't purr no more.
Jiggiest - You smite blasphemist with your holy hammer.
Description: A pancake involved in a nuclear accident. Now he can talk, he has arms and legs.

Welcome Pancakendaya. You have a waterlauncher.

I walk with my chcocolate miluk when a random hobo collides and makes me drop my miluk
I use ultraheadbutt with extra awesome power added

You bang your head against the hobo who made you drop you miluk. The hobo pulls out an atomic bomb.


He explodes it...
















It was a dud. He has a panic brakedown, and dies. +1 exp.

[doubleth!nk]

"Holy s***! That chick just blew up a wall!", the hobo yelled running.

"HA FAIL WALL!", Ari cackled, chasing the hobo.

[Butler]

"Holy s***! That chick just blew up a wall!", the hobo yelled running.

"HA FAIL WALL!", Ari cackled, chasing the hobo.

The hobo pulls out a AK69 and shoots at you, unfortunately his model is SO 2264, so the bullet hits your shirt at the right angle, ripping it off.

[doubleth!nk]

"EEEK! I'm cold!", Ari shrieked.

"Hehehe...", The perverted hobo stared.

"Byebye Hobo!", she ran into a random to put a new shirt on.

[DivineChaos]

I think how tall the trees are. How tall are they?

[demonic banana]

Whilst travelling to buy more miluk another random hobo bumps into me this time teleporting us both into the not so haunted forest
I sucker punch that ******* in the gut and search around in body
ACHEIVEMENT GET! Find a randoM teleportation crystal.
Yay
Now what the f*** do I do? I'm in the goddamn forest

[doubleth!nk]

"EeEEEEeEEWIii", Ari yelled.

Achievement get! Brick To Face!

"SCREW OFF!", a brick came whizzing towards Ari's face.

[Butler]

"EEEK! I'm cold!", Ari shrieked.

"Hehehe...", The perverted hobo stared.

"Byebye Hobo!", she ran into a random to put a new shirt on.

The Hobo laughs evilly.

I think how tall the trees are. How tall are they?

The trees on average are 2ft.

Whilst travelling to buy more miluk another random hobo bumps into me this time teleporting us both into the not so haunted forest
I sucker punch that ******* in the gut and search around in body
ACHEIVEMENT GET! Find a randoM teleportation crystal.
Yay
Now what the f*** do I do? I'm in the goddamn forest

A giant ice dragon approaches you, breathing crystals towards you that could freeze the ocean.

"EeEEEEeEEWIii", Ari yelled.

Achievement get! Brick To Face!

"SCREW OFF!", a brick came whizzing towards Ari's face.

A brick hit's your face. You consider throwing it back, but the brick is made out of gold, so you donate it to the academy of pornstars.

[DivineChaos]

What is this I don't even
Jump over the trees to look for more things to attack.

[doubleth!nk]

"HehehehehgHehehehegrgwgwgwdwfwffefs!", Ari yelled, running into the woods...



CRASH! She ran into a tree.

[DivineChaos]

"HehehehehgHehehehegrgwgwgwdwfwffefs!", Ari yelled, running into the woods...



CRASH! She ran into a tree.

How the **** do you run itno a 2 foot tree?

[doubleth!nk]

How the **** do you run itno a 2 foot tree?

1. Run.
2. Find tree.
3. Run head first into tree.
4. ???
5. Profit.