RPG of the Sir

[doubleth!nk]

Oh, the trees are 2 feet tall...

Ari tripped over a tree while screaming and running for absolutely no reason.

[Slundr Men]

As I trot through the streets,
acting as if I have a purpose,
with my Hipster-shades on at their classiest,
and the Glitch Hop beatin' it up,
I feel like a sir.

Cute bananas.

[doubleth!nk]

Ari got up and tripped over another tree. And another.

[Butler]

What is this I don't even
Jump over the trees to look for more things to attack.

You jump over the trees.
A wild bulbasaur appears watdo

"HehehehehgHehehehegrgwgwgwdwfwffefs!", Ari yelled, running into the woods...



CRASH! She ran into a tree.

After running into numerous trees, Ari fell unconscious.

You wake up in a helicopter, you have no clothes on, and there's several hobos on board too

As I trot through the streets,
acting as if I have a purpose,
with my Hipster-shades on at their classiest,
and the Glitch Hop beatin' it up,
I feel like a sir.

Cute bananas.

a wild dragon appears
watdo

[DivineChaos]

Stab the Bulbasuar's bulb.

[demonic banana]

ice dragon approaches slowly, i use teleport crystal to appear behind it. Hakz0r uses confuse on dragon, its fairly effective effective.
I sprint up the dragon's back but he sticks a spike up and injures my leg. I ignore it and carry on sprinting and do an epic flip on top of the head, and landing doing 5 strikes to the powerful beast on teh nogging, shouting 'THOU HAST TAKEN MY COOKIE MOST POWERFUL BEAST AND NOW YOU MUST BE BESTED!'
hakz0r uses kill, its super effective!
I crumple to the floor a minute later.
BUTLER DO I GET A NEW WEAPON? ALSO GET ME A HEALTH POTION, WHATS THE COST?

[DivineChaos]

New weapon: Do what I did. Go to Walmart and but somethin'.

[Bucktooth]

Altair walks amongst the people of a city, wondering what to do. He has no money and needs to find some water to fill his guns. He finds a fountain and fills them to his pleasure. He sees a thug robbing a beautiful young woman so he shoots a couple squirts at the thug. (am i doing it right>)

[doubleth!nk]

"I WaNnA bAnAnA!!!!!", Ari screamed when she woke up.

[DivineChaos]

"I WaNnA bAnAnA!!!!!", Ari screamed when she woke up.

"Here," a witch said. "an apple."
Take it?

[Butler]

I'm too lazy to read what you posted, so a giant octopus from the eight dimension summons you to his evil castle.
To leave you must kill him.
gogogo

[DivineChaos]

Am I with a group?

[Bucktooth]

Water sounds useless against octopus!

altair gathers water, filling his guns.

[DivineChaos]

Water sounds useless against octopus!

altair gathers water, filling his guns.

I shoot you with my rifle.

[Butler]

Water sounds useless against octopus!

altair gathers water, filling his guns.

You prepare yourself for the fight.

I shoot you with my rifle.

wat.
He's helping you

[PatMan]

I play pls

Name: Pluronnes Plaximon
Power thingy: Water Gunslinger
Description: I am an odd sir that tend to bite his toenails in public

[doubleth!nk]

"Oh pee, I'm in a castle! KATY PERRY TIIIIIIIIIIME!", Ari suddenly pulled out a stereo system and cranks Last Friday Night.

[Artistic77]

You're saying this is a facepalm? LOL.
Have you seen the threads you've been making lately?

Pretty much I make better threads now >.>

[Butler]

I play pls

Name: Pluronnes Plaximon
Power thingy: Water Gunslinger
Description: I am an odd sir that tend to bite his toenails in public

I need your character's favorite pasta spice. It is very important.

"Oh pee, I'm in a castle! KATY PERRY TIIIIIIIIIIME!", Ari suddenly pulled out a stereo system and cranks Last Friday Night.

The octopus puts his tentacles to his ears due to the horrible music.

Pretty much I make better threads now >.>

pics or it didnt happen

[doubleth!nk]

Ari grinned.

Achievement get! Crappy Friday Related Deafness!

"GO GO GADGET REBECCA BLACK!".

Suddenly an army of Rebecca Blacks appeared out of thin air.