A wild OHMU Appeared!

[Butler]

A wild OHMU appeared! Watdo?

>Do something Useless
--Punch
--Kick
--Rape
--Scream
>Summon Friends
--None. You are forever alone
>Items
--This is not the time to do that
>Ragequit

[Arceptor]

Reality: -hides- Creativity: -throws pokeball- (If we're allowed to perform our own actions, if not then... -kick-) This got a laugh out of me, honestly.

[Darke~]

Ragequit.

[DivineChaos]

Ragequit!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[doubleth!nk]

Run. Or Ragequit.

[usb hub]

Divide by 0 and hope it gets sucked into the blackhole you accidentally create.

[Tangled Rice]

I didn't enrage it, so it wont hurt me. I don't need to do anything. :3

[PatMan]

-Kick

[Scythe]

I would flail on the clouds until it dissapears. It's incoherent mind had divided by zero and it was sucked up into an alternate dimension full of BUTTER.

[Come up to meet you]

Where is his anus

[named444]

I would summon friends...






If I had some... ;-;

[DivineChaos]

I now what would defeat it.
- Spam purr cot.

[Stryker]

> I choose you Rattata!
> Gives Rattata a Focus Sash
> Rattata uses Endeavor
> Wild Ohmu uses a rape kabob attack
> Rattata HP is reduced to 1 HP, but so is Ohmu's HP
> Rattata uses Quick Attack
> ???
> Profit

[DivineChaos]

> I choose you Rattata!
> Gives Rattata a Focus Sash
> Rattata uses Endeavor
> Wild Ohmu uses a rape kabob attack
> Rattata HP is reduced to 1 HP, but so is Ohmu's HP
> Rattata uses Quick Attack
> ???
> Profit

??? = spam purr cot

[guygombaa]

Reality: It dosen't exsist.
According to your rules: I don't follow your rules, but just to see what happens, -Rape
Logically: I DON'T USE LOGIC! So I grab a Piggy, and use a time machine to replace it's mum with a rubber piggy so it never exsists! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Call friends: I summon my Pickle Army.

[Marshall Lee]

The oohmu has awoken!

[doubleth!nk]

My next choice is to write "Jiggmin is Cool" on it and draw a bunch of smiley faces.

[Butler]

Wild OHMU uses EF DA POLICE
30928492709580975092895893278957892789573289583895 7893278957328957983265876287 Damage!

[Mfdom]

Play it a lullaby!

[~Bowl]

GO, MAGIKARP. USE SPLASH ATTACK! h