Rap Battle the Person Above You

[Lightnin!!!]

Seriously you guys suck at this. :l

They all gonna make Twist get his game on,
up in here, up in here,
They all gonna make him spit some raps down,
up in here, up in here.

(Up In Here)

[~Twisted]

They all gonna make Twist get his game on,
up in here, up in here,
They all gonna make him spit some raps down,
up in here, up in here.

(Up In Here)

Best one so far.

So if I bring you a rap battle, then it's gonna be quick.
and if you're taking this shit serious, suck my ****.
and all those shitty raps you run with, you done with, done quick.

because I am too lazy to actually make a propper one in the middle of the night.

[NotFunneh]

Hi lazy guy, wish me luck
No, plz don't say "dafuq".
'Cuz I without luck I
Will get blood from Ya
On my new T-Shirt'a
Yeah
I'm awesome and You suck'a.

[smash619]

ULTIMATE BUMP

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[Lightnin!!!]

Freestyle time!
Smash 6-1-9, I just wanna let you know,
Aint no way you're gonna take away my title of rap-hero,
I'm gonna spit some rhymes down, it's as if I'm not busy,
Looks like your gig in rap is looking pretty hazy,
Whats that? Come again? Can't sing another verse?
Looks like Smash6-1-9 has got a lot to rehearse,
Taking down your huge ego, but before you start to moan,
I'm giving you an opportunity to spit something of your own.

(Freestyle Time!)
Again, no credit to me, I just reword these raps.

[Empoleon]

Hey man, when I entered this thread, there is no much to see,
So for now, this thread shall R.I.P

[PatMan]

Look who's talking, you're the faggot with the worst raps.
This is getting boring, and you know you're getting losing so take it up your ass perhaps?
Down the drain like a savage, there you go.
You're lke Nicki Minaj singing 'Stupid Hoe'
So just like your life, your raps are turning into dust.
It just blows away, with one big gust.

It's been a long time since I've typed up a rap
Sorry to interrupt you from your stupid ass fap
No more PatssRuel12, I am now Pat Man
And a name change comes with a whole new plan
But I'm disease free and I'd like to keep it that way
So please, do me a favor, and kindly stay
At least 50 feet away from me, that'd be great
If you were smart, you'd know another loss is your fate.

[NotFunneh]

It's been a long time since I've typed up a rap
Sorry to interrupt you from your stupid ass fap
No more PatssRuel12, I am now Pat Man
And a name change comes with a whole new plan
But I'm disease free and I'd like to keep it that way
So please, do me a favor, and kindly stay
At least 50 feet away from me, that'd be great
If you were smart, you'd know another loss is your fate.

Hi there Pat Man (If that's Your real name)
Man, Your rap sounds pretty lame
I'm the Bubble, Ferent is my nick
You deserve only a sidekick
All Bubbles rocks, so dear Pat
Leave, 'cuz I haz funky top hat!

[PatMan]

Hi there Pat Man (If that's Your real name)
Man, Your rap sounds pretty lame
I'm the Bubble, Ferent is my nick
You deserve only a sidekick
All Bubbles rocks, so dear Pat
Leave, 'cuz I haz funky top hat!

Challenged by a bubble. Come on, man.
You know, I bet you're a curling fan.
Get out of here, this is your only warning,
Or you might have trouble waking up in the morning.

[NotFunneh]

Challenged by a bubble. Come on, man.
You know, I bet you're a curling fan.
Get out of here, this is your only warning,
Or you might have trouble waking up in the morning.

Don't be silly man - I'm not a fan
Fap - pardon - Pat, look at my plan
Gonna let ya down, gonna give y' up
Better is even my can of 7up!

[PatMan]

What the **** dude, that made no sense
This is like fighting a kid stuck in a fence
You're comparing me to a brand of shitty soda?
That's like comparing a clone to mother****ing Yoda.

[NotFunneh]

What the **** dude, that made no sense
This is like fighting a kid stuck in a fence
You're comparing me to a brand of shitty soda?
That's like comparing a clone to mother****ing Yoda.

Dafuq man, stuck in a fence?
That was for me a huge nonsense
Pat Man, look a signal in the sky
Now go away - no, better die.

[PatMan]

Censor evading, you're a smart man, eh?
Someone told me your brain was made out of clay.
Why would I leave, there's a villain in town!
A stupid, low-life, wannabe clown.
I hear the villain's name is Ferent, seen him anywhere?
The red and blue eyed guy, with some blood coming from his hair?
If you see him, don't go near him, and certainly don't fear him.
He's a red-hatted little twat, who believes in the black hole theorem.

[NotFunneh]

Censor evading, you're a smart man, eh?
Someone told me your brain was made out of clay.
Why would I leave, there's a villain in town!
A stupid, low-life, wannabe clown.
I hear the villain's name is Ferent, seen him anywhere?
The red and blue eyed guy, with some blood coming from his hair?
If you see him, don't go near him, and certainly don't fear him.
He's a red-hatted little twat, who believes in the black hole theorem.

Orly nao, are You 100% sure?
Well, meaby I'm for Ya an awesome lure
Don't fear me? Raar! I am scary
And You... You're like small fairy
Leave me alone, pseudohero
'Cuz You're the big, round ZERO!

[PatMan]

This is hardly a battle, more like a clean sweep.
I'm on top of a mountain while you're in a trash heap.
I smell like a fairy? You would know that.
I'm stompin' all over you like you're a placemat.

[NotFunneh]

This is hardly a battle, more like a clean sweep.
I'm on top of a mountain while you're in a trash heap.
I smell like a fairy? You would know that.
I'm stompin' all over you like you're a placemat.

Yeah, You smell like fairy, seriously
'Cuz You're lame, and I act furiously
Man, I'm winning, forget about this
So go away and do not exist

[PatMan]

But in your blog you admitted you were losing.
Now you say you're winning? You're really bad at choosing.
Acting furiously doesn't really help in rapping.
If you're gonna do that, then go back to fapping.

[Chai]

You should be tired
let's call it a day...
your rhymes are crazy
Like Cirque Du Soleil

[ssrex]

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga

[doubleth!nk]

Ok then.

Hey, yer inappropriate. Yer brain is stacked full of opiates.
I know I can't even rhyme, that must be a flippin crime.
All yer threads get locked, dem mods have brains of rocks...

Oh, I fail