Rap Battle the Person Above You

[SouthSideField]

Yo I iz Destroya!
I am a warrior!
Im gonna grab ya face Anders
Then rub it against some sanders
prepare to get pwned
and then even owned!
Ya don't need ta panic cos im already behind ya!

[Cranasaurus]

Yo I iz Destroya!
I am a warrior!
Im gonna grab ya face Anders
Then rub it against some sanders
prepare to get pwned
and then even owned!
Ya don't need ta panic cos im already behind ya!

Destroya doesn't really get much cash, but he also likes to play with other animals such as Rainbow Dash.
I see you in the winter trying to lick the yellow snow, my grandma came out, told you instead to eat it real slow.
You call yourself a warrior? I saw you as a prostitue staring at the balls of a lawyer.
Come on, what else can I say? I see you stripping for men, but they don't even pay.

[NyanCat<3]

roses are blue, vioets are red
i love you

[Bean_Boy]

Destroya doesn't really get much cash, but he also likes to play with other animals such as Rainbow Dash.
I see you in the winter trying to lick the yellow snow, my grandma came out, told you instead to eat it real slow.
You call yourself a warrior? I saw you as a prostitue staring at the balls of a lawyer.
Come on, what else can I say? I see you stripping for men, but they don't even pay.

Sorry dude, your raps are weak, rhymes lame, cause you say but don't speak.
It's like you're tryna flame well, you're on a losing streak.
You're full of shame; an old failing game; a lame forced meme; all under a fake name.
But you're not a freak, or a small little geek, all you need is a tiny meek tweek

All i'm sayin is watch your beak

[Cranasaurus]

Sorry dude, your raps are weak, rhymes lame, cause you say but don't speak.
It's like you're tryna flame well, you're on a losing streak.
You're full of shame; an old failing game; a lame forced meme; all under a fake name.
But you're not a freak, or a small little geek, all you need is a tiny meek tweek

All i'm sayin is watch your beak

Did someone just fart on Dean? Because I heard one coming from Bean.
You like The Office, but I saw you with Hunter giving him a kiss.
I saw you with a slut, or was it a man, don't mean to diss.
Don't miss with a G like me, once you freestyle against me you'll see.

[Yardvski]

bump trololol

[Justice]

Why do you like bumping threads?
All you ever do is failtroll and spin heads.
You're the most pathetic loser that I've ever met.
I'll always win these rap battles; That you can bet.

[Yardvski]

Why do you like bumping threads?
All you ever do is failtroll and spin heads.
You're the most pathetic loser that I've ever met.
I'll always win these rap battles; That you can bet.

Back up in this shiiitttt.

Here we go again
That rap will be your end
Hooked you up on Google+
You have 0 friends

This dude's a loser
Yo, he ain't never kissed a girl
You only give her booshii
While I buy her ice and pearls

I see your mommy and your daddy
In the front row
They must be embarrassed
For you bro

You don't have a stach of cash
or a flashy iPad
I saw you last week
Drivin' a taxi cab

You're playing yourself
Like solitaire
Acting like your Mitt Romney
Who's a dopey millionaire

[X-Ray]

this thread is full of embarasslol

[smash619]

Ya think ya so bad, you think your blazin hot.
when I was wit ya mother she looked no betta than a scot!

(Not rly Jennifer, you're beautiful <3 )

[X-Ray]

ya think ya so bad, you think your blazin hot.
When i was wit ya mother she looked no betta than a scot!

(not rly jennifer, you're beautiful <3 )

lololol

[J3NNiF3R]

Ya think ya so bad, you think your blazin hot.
when I was wit ya mother she looked no betta than a scot!

(Not rly Jennifer, you're beautiful <3 )

lool

[Andaya]

yo yo jenniFHER
imma gonna I DUUN LIK PANKAKES I LIK WAFFLEZZZ AND UNBANA AAAA I LIK MODS AND UNBAN ESTA289 BECUS HE WAS A RLY NIC GUY OK GIBE MONI PLSO THANK ME IF YOU AGREeEE!!

[smash619]

What the hell is wrong with you,
what 'bout grammer is hard?
Better go back to boarding school
and study again retard.

and what's up with dem smilies,
Why do you think they're great.
Seriously, man what the hell,
How old are you, f****** 8?

Better watch your back Anday,
look for me and my crew.
We'll turn you into ma favourite dish,
Human Retard stew.

Watch your grammar next time yeah?
Or else I will declare,
A full-scale demolition of your house,
To me that's very fair

[*◄-DD667-►*]

Can you copypasta?

[Chai]

Ya think ya so bad, you think your blazin hot.
when I was wit ya mother she looked no betta than a scot!

(Not rly Jennifer, you're beautiful <3 )

Okay it's time to get serious
cuz your rhymes are delirious
I am da king
you and yo mum be buildin my pyramids

Is that all you got?!?
Only two line of rhyme!?
I can rap forever
I be doin this till the end of time

You should be ashamed
You are so embarrassin
Boi, you gettin flamed
I'll make you weep gently like George Harrison

Ay son, im bout to take you to school
get some education and stop actin like a fool
i'll teach you how to rap
then maybe we'll have a fair duel
it's obvious that i already won
but this battle aint over till im done

After this rap you wont exist anymore
my raps leave people laughing, rolling on the floor
oh! dont forget your barbie dolls on your way out THE DOOR

FooL!

[smash619]

Can you copypasta?

Oh, now you try to copypasta,
think that serves you well,
Can't you rap properly Anthra
Oh man, that's just swell.

Don't try me anyway,
think bout what you doin.
Any copypasta thrown at me
My raps can leave in ruins.

Take a break Anthra,
PR3 suits you fine,
Your mom added me on facebook,
But she so ugly I declined.

Worn down by my rap?
It ain't over yet
I saw your girlfriend the other day,
she looks a complete sket!

(Joking Anthra, really)

[Chai]

i leik dis thread

[X-Ray]

i leik dis thread

it makes me laugh

[aaaaaaa1234567890]

shut up you cracker
i'll get ya a nut cracker
i will rip your little balls
if i see em taking souls